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just an average elderly gent who likes meeting people on cam and am up for anything
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| Thursday, February 16, 2012, 9:44:18 PM- Secrets of a long happy marriage!!! | ||
An old Woman was sipping on a glass of Wine,While sitting on the patio with her Husband,and she say's,"I love you so much,I don't know how I can ever live without you",Her Husband asks,"Is that you or the Wine talking"...She replies,"It's me talking to the WINE." | ||
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| Thursday, February 16, 2012, 9:33:01 PM- Good Wine!!! | ||
The secret of Enjoying good Wine,! 1 Open the Bottle to allow it to Breath, 2 If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth. | ||
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| Thursday, February 16, 2012, 9:29:45 PM- Good Wine!!! | ||
The secret of Enjoying good Wine,! 1 Open the Bottle to allow it to Breath, 2 | ||
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| Thursday, February 16, 2012, 11:18:25 AM- LOVE! | ||
Love is not about how many days,months or years you have been together, Love is about how much you LOVE each other EVERYDAY!!!! | ||
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| Sunday, February 12, 2012, 11:07:52 PM- children | ||
When your Parents accuse you of Lying to them! just Look at them in the Eye and say!!!! EASTER BUNNY! SANTA CLAUSE! TOOTH FAIRY! | ||
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| Monday, December 26, 2011, 8:45:10 PM- Believe...... | ||||||
Always Believe that something Wonderful is about to Happen!. | ||||||
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| Saturday, December 24, 2011, 9:24:55 PM- My Friends... | ||
My Friends, I wish you PEACE,LOVE,HAPPINESS and HEALTH blah blah Blow all that Crap,I wish you lots of Good Sex,Alcohol,Orgasms and hope you Win the Fucking Lottery!! Merry Christmas.... | ||
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| Saturday, December 24, 2011, 8:05:47 AM- From the Desk of. | ||||||
Mr and Mrs Santa Clause North Pole..... No Chimney, Had to Fight the Dog to get in. Your Cookies taste like Shit. Your Kids are Brats. Wont be Back next year.......Santa. | ||||||
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| Friday, December 23, 2011, 9:02:17 PM- The Ten Rules. | ||
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| Thursday, December 22, 2011, 10:06:57 PM- Granddad! | ||||||
Granddad was out when he was Stopped by the Police at 2am and was asked were he was going at that time of Night. Granddad replied "I am on my way to a Lecture about Alcohol Abuse and the Effects it has on the Human Body,as well as Smoking and staying out late". The Officer then asks "REALLY?,and who is giving that Lecture at this time of Night?. Granddad answers "That would be the WIFE"....... | ||||||
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