if ya c this faith, its 4U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYJPIZ-C-9c&feature=fvwrel

loloz its the best i could do cus i couldn't get it to download on here.
birthday XX's

the other day i had to do a safety induction b4 i could get on a site. i was given a list of questions that you had to answer true or false. i also got a book to read so i could answer correctly. i glanced thru the paper and the questions were along the lines
.... you must wear the prescribed footwear and a high viz vest....t or f

....you only have to obey instructions from an authorised staff member if you feel like it...

i'm thinkin ... who needs a book,.... this is so simple! BUT, then the lady makes sure i'm looking and slips a questionaire under the book thats already been marked with the answers.

now at first, i'm thinkin ooooh how sweet but then i thought ...hold on do i REALLY look that dumb???

i must look like a dumbaz (referring to a recent blog posted by someone) lololz

i heard this on the radio

if you annoy your wife, she'll nag you.
if you annoy her again, she'll give you the silent treatment.
so isn't it worth the extra effort?
)

Ooooh in my garden the ramblin roses are in bloom.......... which means a birthday is commin soon!
guess whose?

i got a new internet connection. ADSL 2= much much faster and much more bedderer cus i don't have to wait ages for things to load.
happy me! >

fuck fuck fuck FUCK fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
FUCK EVERYTHING!.........

ok, i'm a bloke. i can run, jump, f#!k fight, push a barrow an ride a bike, so wots so hard about buying a card?
none of em say wot ya wanna say for starters. they're too mushy or not mushy enough, bland or too gaudy,and there's so many of them! i almost fell into wot i guess is a tra,p of just settling for something with words that sort of say what i want to say.
but i didn't. time is running out and i need the help of a woman but for reasons i am not gonna explain, that is impossible.
all because i want to tell someone i'm thinking of them and i hope their spcial day is just the start of a lifetime of special days!
quick, someone write a card to that effect, and i'll buy it!

I was walking down hay street mall when of two girls walking the other way, one came over to me and said “hey, remember me from the party last night.” I said I wasn’t at a party and she said “you must remember me, it was so much fun”
I laughed and said I would have loved to have been there with her but I was married.
As we went our ways, I turned to look at her and she was looking at me and said “that’s too bad cus we could have had a lot of fun together”.
She had dark hair and was medium/ slim build and pretty with a really outgoing friendly personality.
WHY, oh WHY did I ever trap myself in marriage???
I would so love to have gotten to know you….. you sexy lil miss!

I used to park my car at my wife’s workplace. After work, I was walking down St George’s T’ce (one of Perth’s main streets) and I noticed a girl opposite at a bus stop. Now, perth is known as a windy city and the wind blew the girls dress up> she did nothing to stop it and gave me a really broad smile from across the street. The wind settled and then did it again. She had beautiful legs and white panties and she smiled the whole time. Now the t’ce is 4 lanes wide so I didn’t cross, I just kept my eye’s glewed on her smiling face and her hot bod. I kept looking until I reached the building where my wife worked then I went to the underground car park where my wife was waiting. I so wanted to chat that girl. Did she ever wonder why I didn’t cross the street.
I wish I had but I’d only been married about 1 year. Where would my life have led if I’d crossed the road?