During my spare time I fight evil, drive a tank, jump out of jets with no parachute and drinking dry Matinees, shaken not stirred, thats right you guessed it, Bond James bond. I really hate these things. How can you describe yourself without being a plonker. I am what i am, a socially excepted pervert. Funny, have a great sense of humour and enjoy long walks on the beach. Baahaa. Seriously I am a fun guy, i am here for one reason to chat and maybe meet like minded people. why else are you here, for the articles. If you have read this far you deserve a medal or just PM me and lets chat, I don't bite, and even if you ask me to bite I won't. Gentlemen don't do that on first dates. Second dates, well, they do. :-)

• 53 years old
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