The more I read about crazy sex online, the more I think I am either inexperienced or you people are a bunch of liars. Is it more acceptable nowadays to live like porn stars? I have had my share of some pretty good experience - more so than I think most will ever have. But there are some things I think I could still go for.

Most dudes wanna have sex with more than one girl at a time. Hell, I am not sure about this - but I am willing to try. In most cases it is hard enough to please one woman - but the thought of rolling around with a few willing babes is always at the top of a guys list. I don't know why - we are just wired that way.

Girls that are that confident to be naked with other girls are just plain sexy. Any girl willing to show off anything to anyone is a charge. The sexual energy they radiate is potent. Therefore I would love to just hang around with a bunch of naked gals. I don't care what we are doing, sitting in a hot tub, just out on the deck, or shooting the breeze - I don't care - I would love that.

Anal is somehting I can't wrap my head around, but somehting I can't get out of my head either. I would love to give it a better shot, the first few trys didn't work out as well. I have had some ladies tell me they prefer it over vaginal intercourse, but most run away from it like a homophobic frat boy. I would like to master this move better.

I don't need to spunk all over a girls face, or even anywhere above the waist for that matter. I do have to admit to liking when a girl swallows during a blow job. I know most hate it more than anything, but I really get a charge from it.

I don't like costumes, whips, chains, pain, or any dominatrix stuff. Not my thing. I don't like lingerie too much, but I do like stockings. Soft, comfy naughty clothes are a pleasure for both of us.

I would love to make more movies and photos. I would love to follow some woman around and take naughty pictures of her out in public. That would be tight. One of my "friends" has a bunch of photos and videos or herself doing just that. Man, where do you have to go to meet an awesome gal like that?

I need to head outdoors more often. BORN FREE people. Out in the elements, sun, rain, heck even snow - the call of the wild is alluring. Yeah, I could get arrested, but what better way to do it.

Eh, some thoughts on a sexless Saturday. Thanks for all the sexy messages ladies, and keep them coming!

The worst sex I ever had was some years ago when I was going through a particularly pathetic dry spell. There was this gal that had been stepping in and out of my life since junior high school. We never seriously dated, we'd fool around a bit each time, and for whatever reason would move on. By fooling around a bit I meant we started out innocently enough. Making out. A year passes. A little petting. A year passes. Bare breast play. A year or two passes. Hot and heavy fingering. Many years pass. Suddenly we cross paths again a few years after college. Now we've taken all the up to the sex line, but haven't passed. I'm determined and perhaps a little desperate. I'll come right out with it, she was a bit a butterface. She always had a nice body, but wasn't going to win any beauty pageants. By this time, she was getting a little plump, but still curvy. Again, standards weren't high at this point. We agreed to go out to a movie. For whatever reason, we chose to see Saving Private Ryan. Not exactly a mood setting flick. No matter, I was still determined. We got back to the house I was sharing with two other guys. She was well aware what I was up to, and was going to make me work for it. After much coaxing, we finally made it to my bed. My part of the house was on the first floor near the front entrance. Right before we really got it going, my roommate came home. I was hoping her wouldn't plop down in the living room to watch TV, which would be well in ear shot of the magic act I was about to perform. We listened for a bit, but there was silence. He must have gone straight upstairs. Thank you. I started to very awkwardly undress her, as it seemed that everything had a button, zipper, or locking mechanism. Again, she was not making it easy. In fact she wasn't helping at all. She wasn't saying no either, so I struggled on. So the first time, I had completely naked. I gave her a good rubdown, and decided to give a go at licking her pussy. She laid there motionless. I'm not claiming any talents on my end, but I've rarely ever encountered… nothing. I put a few more minutes of futile effort into and decided to just go for broke. I slipped on a condom and crawled on top of her. She moved a bit, inviting me in, but contorted herself in such a way that there was no comfortable way to position myself. I entered her, and discovered a great deal of room to move. Strange, since she acted like she had been with only a few guys. The sex (if we're going to generously call it that) was similar to stacking a few pillows on the bed and trying to fuck them. You might be fucking something, but it is soft, dry and unresponsive. I don't remember cumming, I think I finally gave up. I offered to take her home and we went to leave. Outside my bedroom door sat my roommate positioned in front of the TV. He was watching a silent movie about World War 2 (how appropriate). She seemed to be embarrassed, but I wasn't - after all there wasn't a single peep out of her. The thing I embarrasses about was how awful this experience was. Strange thing, she wanted to go out again. I had to go back a second time, just to make sure it wasn't me. After doing just that, I can say with full confidence. It wasn't.