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I am a fireman from Iowa who really is starting to wonder about this place !!!
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Monday, September 17, 2007, 6:03:55 AM- Just so Ya Know | ||||||
I have had back troubles off and on for a long time, last week I really had a problem with alot of pain in my leg and could not shake it. Went to doctor he ordered an MRI and found out I have a ruptured L6 disc with fragmentation and free floating pieces. I go to see a specialist on the 17th to find out my options but the orthopedic doc i seen already told me surgery is basically my only option. which really sucks because hunting season is just around the corner but I need something done. If anyone has info it would be appreciated as i have heard many horror stories about back sugery . will keep updated. Fire | ||||||
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Wednesday, September 12, 2007, 1:16:16 AM- Seems like only yesterday ...... | ||||||
All of us were watching cnn schocked and horrified at what was happening in NYC and DC and of course PA. Many of us lost loved ones and friends and brothers, People gathered at different places and alot said nothing just watched, hugged, cried,contemplated why .Now 6 years later the USA has gone on but not without alot of sadness and heartache but we have gone on, moved forward , healed, and rebuilt.To those who perpetrated the actions of sept 11th I have no time for you and you deserve everything you got. In my eyes you are just useless pieces of garbage not worth the time I would love take describing how worthless you are so I won't (just so everyone knows this is not a dig on muslims by any means ). The only thing the attacks really did is bring a diverse and Great country together even tighter and Paint it Red White and motherfucking Blue, so to all my friends americans and Non americans I say we win and they lose because we are still right here not running and hiding like some cowards. So I say if another attacks coming Bring it because we can deal with it , Just remember Rule Number one in fighting, dont bring a knife to a gunfight Rule two,dont throw rocks at people with machine guns ! Proud American Fire68 | ||||||
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Monday, September 3, 2007, 8:09:33 PM- Funny !! | ||||||
> > > Redneck Man's pick up lines > > > > > > > > > 1) Did you fart? > > > cuz you blew me away. > > > > > > 2) Are yer parents retarded? > > > cuz ya sure are special. > > > > > > 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea . > > > I can't hold it in. > > > > > > 4) Do you have a library card? > > > cuz I'd like to sign you out. > > > > > > 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? > > > cuz I can see myself in em. > > > > > > 6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel, > > > I'd store my nuts in yer hole. > > > > > > 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, > > > but beauty's only a light switch away. > > > > > > Man - 'Fat Penguin!' > > > Woman - 'WHAT?' > > > Man - 'I just wanted to say something that > would break the ice.' > > > > > > 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, > > > but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. > > > > > > 10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find > him? > > > I think he went inta this cheap motel room. > > > > > > 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. > > > > > > 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, > > > we kin sleep til afternoon. > > > > > > and.... the best for last! > > > > > > 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, > > > every time I think of it my nuts tighten up. | ||||||
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Wednesday, July 11, 2007, 4:40:07 AM- Yeah pretty much | ||||||
>>>>>>An Iowa Hawkeye fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call >>>>>>on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a >>>>>>round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just >>>>>>given birth to a typical Iowa Hawkeye baby boy weighing 25 pounds.. >>>>>>Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the >>>>>>Iowa fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home, >>>>>>folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Iowa Hawkeye baby boy. Gonna be >>>>>>a Hawkeye football player." >>>>>> >>>>>>Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of >>>>>>"WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks >>>>>>later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the >>>>>>father of that typical Iowa Hawkeye baby that weighed 25 pounds at >>>>>>birth? >>>>>> >>>>>>Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, >>>>>>how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen >>>>>>pounds." >>>>>>The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What >>>>>>happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Iowa >>>>>>father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his >>>>>>shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, >>>>>> >>>>>> "Had him circumcised." | ||||||
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Wednesday, June 20, 2007, 3:13:27 AM- The Guys in SC | ||||||
All gave some, some gave ALL Farewell brothers. | ||||||
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 2:59:38 AM- What a Ride !!! | ||||||
We got to the airport a bit early the skies were pretty much clear with a light NE wind. I was suprised with the number of ppl that showed up it was only like 10 so we waited for the liberty belle as it was coming from Denver. Standing in the company office I hear sqauk on radio that your b-17 just landed and a small cheer goes up and more ppl are coming in. Finally it taxis up and parks and they let us out onto tarmac. Lemme stop here and say Its BIG so anyway we get a lil speach from the PR guy and he says why dont we get in the air. Yep another cheer, he proceeds to say whoever wants a ride step forward and I am stomping lil guys into ground Jk (maybe) so anyway we board this beautiful machine and strap in. The crewman comes through plane with a bag of foam earplugs and says trust me so in they go. Pilot fires engines and Holy shit this big SOB is loud .We taxi out and I thought wow its loud but not that bad then they go to full throttle and OMFG we are sailing down the runway and its up into the wild blue yonder as they say the crewman gives us a thumbs up and we are free to walk anywhere as long as we hang on to something it was rough but not bad so I head for the open top were gunner used to be and its wide open my head sticking out and I am yelling woooohooo on I go up to cockpit and continue over the bombay and into nosecone where the bizzness end is including bomb sight and guns in bombadiers seat you are looking down through plexiglass it was a terrific view . Then the turbulence came picked me up and smacked the frame oh well we are In a B_fuckin 17 ! Around 10 miles out we turn back towards airport and this things turning like a mofo I am still up front looking down at farm fields very cool anyway back to airport and slip sliding in we land back on terra firma. It was a ride I will never forget! New number one in coolest shit I have ever done!Ok now the commercial (sorry) the Liberty foundation raises money for Our Vets so If interested to donate or get a ride heres the link Thnx everyone http://www.libertyfoundation.org/index.php | ||||||
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Monday, April 23, 2007, 3:12:53 PM- OK Just in case !! | ||||||
Leaving Now to ride on b-17 Hope to see you all soon and we will be taking tons of pics I am sure its gonna be a Blast! Hey everyone !! | ||||||
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Saturday, April 21, 2007, 9:17:08 PM- Opportunity of a lifetime !! | ||||||
On Moday the 23rd I am going to climb aboard a b-17 superfortress and take a ride Heres thelink to the planes site www.libertyfoundation.org/index.php | ||||||
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Monday, February 12, 2007, 4:20:28 PM- I just like this song | ||||||
1-2-3 Like a bird I sing, cause you've given me the most beautiful set of wings and I'm so glad you're here today cause tomorrow I might have to go and fly away Hey! Well I'm down to my last dollar and I've walked right through my shoes, just a small reminder of the hell that I've gone through, but look at me still smiling as I'm wondering what I'll do, since I ain't got nothing I got nothin' to lose! Everybody say hahahaha hahahaha All my friends are always giving me watches, hats, and wine that's how I know this is serious that how I know it's time, I don't have to worry about things that I don't have cause if I ain't got nothin' I got nothing to hold me back! And 1,2,3 like a bird I sing cause you've given me the most beautiful set of wings, and I'm so glad you're here today cause tomorrow I might have to go and fly away, fly away, fly away, fly away, fly away, There's nothing that's worth keeping me from places I should go, from happy-ville to lovin-land, gonna tour from coast to coast I'm leaving everything behind there's not much that I need cause if I ain't got nothing, I'm footloose and fancy free! And 1,2,3 Like a bird I sing cause you've given me the most beautiful set of wings, and I'm so glad you're here today cause tomorrow I might have to go and fly away, fly away, fly away, fly away, fly away, Look at me so free, nothings holding me down! Look at me so free, can't keep my feet on the ground! And 1,2,3 Like a bird I sing cause you've given me the most beautiful set of wings and I'm so glad you're here today cause tomorrow I might have to go and 1,2,3 Like a bird I sing cause you've given me the most beautiful set of wings and I'm so glad you're here today cause tomorrow I might have to go and fly away, fly away, fly away, fly away, fly away 1,2,3 Like a bird I sing cause you've given the most beautiful set of wings! | ||||||
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Friday, January 26, 2007, 3:44:37 AM- Harden the fuck up everyone !!!!!! | ||||||
New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for Classmates.Com! There's a reason you don't talk to people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly like them! Besides, I already know what the captain of the football team is doing these days - mowing my lawn. New Rule: Don't eat anything that's served to you out a window unless you're a seagull. People are acting all shocked that a human finger was found in a bowl of Wendy's chilli. Hey, it cost less than a dollar. What did you expect it to contain? Lobster? New Rule: Stop saying that teenage boys who have sex with their hot, blonde teachers are permanently damaged. I have a better description for these kids: "Lucky bastards." New Rule: If you need to shave and you still collect baseball cards, you're a dope. If you're a kid, the cards are keepsakes of your idols. If you're a grown man, they're pictures of men. New Rule: Ladies, leave your eyebrows alone. Here's how much men care about your eyebrows: Do you have two of them? Okay, we're done. New Rule: There's no such thing as flavoured water. There's a whole aisle of this crap at the supermarket, water, but without that watery taste. Sorry, but flavoured water is called a soft drink. You want flavoured water? Pour some scotch over ice and let it melt. That's your flavoured water. New Rule: Stop screwing with old people. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that's square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time grandpa figures out how to open it, his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations, Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis. New Rule: The more complicated the Starbucks order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a "decaf Grande, half-soy, Half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low, and one NutraSweet," oh, you're a huge asshole. New Rule: I'm not the cashier! By the time I look up from sliding my card, entering my PIN number, pressing "Enter," verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don't want cash back, and pressing "Enter" Again, the kid who is supposed to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Almond Joy. New Rule: Just because your tattoo has Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to "beef with broccoli." The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren't pregnant. You're not spiritual. You're just high. New Rule: Competitive eating isn't a sport. It's one of the seven deadly sins. ESPN recently televised the U.S. Open of Competitive Eating, because watching those athletes at the poker table was just too damned exciting. What's next, competitive farting? Oh wait. They're already doing that. It's called "The Howard Stern Show." New Rule: I don't need a bigger mega M&Ms. If I'm extra hungry for M&Ms, I'll go nuts and eat two. New Rule: If you're going to insist on making movies based on crappy, old television shows, then you have to give everyone in the Cineplex a remote so we can see what's playing on the other screens. Let's remember the reason something was a television show in the first place is that the idea wasn't good enough to be a movie. New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for weddings. Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab. Picking out the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting. New Rule: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear "27 months." "He's two" will do just fine. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place. New Rule: If you ever hope to be a credible adult and want a job that pays better than minimum wage, then for God's sake don't pierce or tattoo every available piece of flesh. If so, then plan your future around saying, "Do you want fries with that?" | ||||||
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