I was a young boy going into man hood I loved boxing.

I was silly enough to climb into the ring a few times and while I enjoyed it study was important so I never went on with it. I was a natural feather wieght even at the age of 21. Not that you would believe it today.

there was some great boxers around in those days. Rose, Famo, in Australia and others like Rudkin or Harada. The best of all were the heavy weights like Ali and Frazier or Henry Cooper etc.

So it is with much sadness that I heard of the passing of Joe Frazier today. The bouts he had with Ali were thrilling contests between two of the greats of the sport.

An era is slowing passing.

Did you know this about leather dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress,a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally.

Ever wonder why?


Because it smells like a new golf bag!

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on.

I said "You're pulling my leg."

When I was a kid and wanted to be older,

this shit is not what I expected!

I am so bright




My mother calls me son

Happy Thanksgiving!!

A plate of bacon and eggs walks into a pub.

The barman says "Sorry mate we don't serve breakfast here"

Cleverly diguised as a responsible adult

WOMEN -
Two female friends are catching up:


- So, how was your evening last night?

- A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes the dinner that took me all afternoon to prepare, "granted" me 3 minutes of passionate love before rolling over and falling asleep 2 minutes later.

And you?

- Oh, mine was incredible. My hubby was waiting for me to get back home from work. He took me out for a very romantic dinner. We then walked back home, under an amazing starry sky, along the canal, for a good two hours. Once home, he lit up all the candles we had and our foreplay lasted for an hour. We then made love for another hour and then we chatted until late. It was wonderful...


MEN -
Meanwhile, at the pub, the husbands are "networking"...:


- So, how was your evening last night?

- Great! When I came home, the food was ready. I ate, we shagged and I fell asleep. You?

- A nightmare! I came home earlier to fix the kitchen shelf.

When I switched on the power drill, the fuse went out. The whole house went into darkness.

Couldn't find the bloody fuse box, so when my better half arrived, I took her out.

It was the only thing to do to avoid getting an ear-full...!
The Dinner was so expensive that I couldn't afford the taxi back home, so we had to walk home.

Once there, the house was still in the dark, obviously, so I had to light all these fucking candles to avoid knocking everything down.

I was so wound up that it took me an hour to get a hard on, and another one to come. In the end, I was so pissed off that it took me ages to fall asleep, while she kept yapping on and on about everything and nothing...