I recently had a job in a hilly part of Melbourne. Hilly mind you - not mountainous.

My work is pretty simple. I watch people work near power lines with a crane or cherry picker etc and ensure they keep a safe distance.

Any way the other day I also did a bit of traffic control because some one complained the crawler crane was blocking traffic in the little suburban street. So I stood there with the Stop Slow signal as well as watching the power lines.

At the completion of the work I walked, down hill, to give back the sign. Then I trudged back up the hill to my car. This was all of 200 meteres however when I got my car I was exhausted. Had it been any further I amy not have made it.

I am so unfit and need to do some thing about it. Maybe I could take a bath and fight the current?

I need some motivation but I really just cann't be stuffed!!!

walk into a lift ( elevator ) and notice a stain on the wall.

The red head says "that looks like cum"

The brunette sniffs it and says "smells like cum too"

The blonde licks it and say " Well, its nobody from our office"

I am told by reliable sources that if a guy drinks pineapple juice it will change the taste of his cum. Now this won't happen over night - but it will happen - I am told.

Apparently it changes to a sweeter taste.

So, if you are some one that is willing to partake in this experiment please do so. Also I would appreciate if you would get back to me with the results.

Thanks

I must be old and grumpy. I know there are times I log into the chat room and really don't chat all that much. Either I don't know the ppl inthe room, or I don't relate to the chat subject much, or I just don't feel like chgatting all that much.

So some times I just watch what is going on. No prob.

Some times I chat along and put in my silly two bobs worth thinking how clever I am and probably every one else just groans.

Any hooo I don't understand why people log and ask ask:

"any one want to chat with...." what ever they claim to be.

Now I don't care whether you are male or female, what your age is, where you live and what your sexual preferences are. I am happy to chat. I know we will never hook up and I am not into "cyber" sex what ever that is.

So...........if you come into the chat room don;t ask if any one wants to chat.............its a chat room ffs!

My rant for the day

This guy, Kurt Fearnley, is an Australian Para Olympian and four-time New York wheelchair marathon winner.

He has just dragged himself along the 96k Kokoda Track for 10 days.

And I whine about the heat!!!

[url]http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/national/kurt-fearnley-completes-kokoda-track-in-wheelchair/story-e6frf7l6-1225799254512[/url]

Yes I have known that for years - ever since my kids turned 13 and started High School. I went from you are a living God that knows all to You are an idiot!!!

Any way Tuesday night is bin night. It is every Tuesday night and the bin gets emptied on Wednesday morning. Nothing hard about that, except every other Tuesday night is also when the recycle bit goes out.

I don't get a lot af sleep and the next few days are going to be stinkers so I thought last night I would get an early night in the hope of maybe getting a better nights sleep with the reasonablt cooler night. So I got in to bed and got really comfortable. This is not all that easy cause I have a sore shoulder and sleep on my side but this time no pain and thought you beauty!!

I use my mobile phone as my life - diary, numbers, addresses et all as well as my alarm and for reminders.

So I am lying there, very comfortable when it happened. The phone went off and I knew it straight away. The bins had to go out. Now I have been known not to worry cause there is only the two of us and so we don't fill the bin that much but with the hot weather then peeeuuuuwwww I better get the bin out. Added to this a mate had filled the recycle bin with his stuff and it was chockers.

Up I get and put on some clothes. Best not to scare any one driving past or out even at that time of night. The bins are now put out and I can return to my bed happy in the knowledge that I have completed an important task.

Off with the clothes and back into bed from where I had whence come from. Nah - not comfy. Toss turn and lay awake. If only I hade remembered earlier.

OK - I am an idiot!!!

My son plays semi pro football - in the VFL for those that know about Aust Rules. He finished the season playing off in the Grand Final on Sept 20 last. It was the 2nds and they got done but was a great effort by all the boys to get there.

Now I know that I never played at that level - park footy was the best I could manage - and it was in the last millenium. But there is no way I would start training for NEXT season now.

They have only had an 8 week break. The season will not start until the begining of April for goodness sake!!

I remember starting training some time in February and thought that was a joke. That was about 6 weeks before the start of the season.

Any way I don't have to do it and I am so glad of that. I love my footy but really??

I was viewing another adault sight when I came across a pic with newbienudes.com on it. Obviously stolen from here and I thought I would visit and check it out. WOW!!! I was impressed. Some of the photos were fantasic.

After some time I stumbled upon the chat and tentatively followed the link and went to each of the rooms. I eventualy settled on the passion pit and got to chat with the regular roomies.

I have met people from all over the world, UK, Canada, USA, NZ and all parts of Australia. Some I have really connected with and feel I have developed a "friendship" with. Yes I know it is over the net but these are real people.

It is so easy to become addicted to the room. To see how these people are going. To enjoy their company and be a part of their lives. I really enjoy the company.

From there I started to read the blogs of one or two of these fellow chatters. This has since expended to quite a few blogers that I check on regularly. I have leaned more about their lives and the issues they face on a daily basis. Their children, work and health issues. Many inspire me.

After some time I decided to join them. As I said the other day I don't ecpect any one to actually check me out and read any thing I have to say. I am pretty sure any thing I say will be pretty boring any way but.......

Any way I want to say thank you to NN and to all of you I have met in the chat room. You are amazing people.

Thank you

a rose by any name would smell as sweet.

A few people have asked what my name means. Well many people on here have been very clever in choosing a name. I am not one of them. My name means nothins at all.

It is the first initial of each of my first two given names and the begining of my surname. I ahve no imagination at all.

Well you won't have to be a scientist or a writer of spy books to work out at least part of the solution.

That is the qusetion.

What am I going to blog about?? Who knows?

I have a wierd sence of humour and am becoming increasingly a grumpy of fella so we will see how this goes and whether or not I have anything to say.

Besides no one may read any of this any way.