merry x-mas everyone... hope all had a wonderful day/morning... we did presents this morn with the boys... i think they're all happy with everything.. i know i am with one exception... the boys got these fucking flying helicopters... they love em but shit i keep having to duck... i know i'm gonna get whacked in the head before the day is over...lol...

so now i'm just waiting for my folks to show up ... should be any minute... i'm gonna show my mum md's butt today .. ha... she's gonna dig it.... have a super day people...

mwa .. jacq

i now know the answer to who goes to the dentist on x-mas eve... fucking WEIRDOS thats who....i had the most bizarre couple in today it was some chick with an emergency and her husband (her bitch rather).....

we call this chick back and she's rude to everyone from the jump...... her mouth is just bombed out (decay every where) what i call cottage cheese mouth... yuk ...anyway she's a total bitch to her hubby... like he tries to ask questions and she's like "don't say anything"... once she even kicked him to shut him up... so he calls her mommy (they do have a baby with them) i say "are you ready for x-mas?" he says "yes and we hope to have a really good one.. isn't that right mommy... oh mommy you've worked so hard this year.. i'm so proud of you mommy... no i'm fucking serious....

we go to yank out her teeth (after we've numbed her and yes she was numb cause we poked her) she screams... so a co-worker comes and says let me take the baby .. daddy says no the baby's fine mommy say go ahead take her .. dude is like "t what are you saying??? mommy it's the baby!!!! ... we say you want the tooth out or not .... extraction complete...

she sits up totally bawling saying they hurt me they hurt me....they aren't going to give me the Rx i need blah blah blah... we upped the narcotic and decreased the acetaminophen... i walk by the room the dude is crying and saying "what did you want me to do mommy? i did everything i could.. i'm sorry mommy i'm sorry"...(gag me) by this time i've put gauze in her mouth 3 x's and she keeps taking it out ... i say "t if i put gauze in your mouth will you keep it in??" she says "no you hurt me and i don't want it i want to go home" ... like no way me too....

we get her the hell out of there and she promptly goes to her rig and starts smoking less than 5 min after surgical ext with no gauze... then 15 min later her bitch calls and says he doesn't think the pain meds will last till tomorrow... fucking pill seeker or what...we say ummm NO she has 2 days worth... then she calls back pbc gets on the line and says you aren't getting anymore you can go to the emergency room if you'd like... click... they blew the fucking phone up ... it was incredible...

lots more stuff happened and was said with these people this was just bits ... so you can imagine.. to me it's freaky...

on a better note ... i hope everyone has the bestest x-mas ever... i plan to...merry christmas everyone ... mwa jacquie

*have to add that the chick wasn't even cute enough to be that sassy... also if i sound ummmm like we are mean to patients ... we're not she was extremely difficult... even other pts were like wtf???

why oh why did i leave it to 3 days before x-mas i'll never know.... but leave it i did... so paul and i went yesterday..and omg 1st stop the mall... couldn't get in couldn't get out.. okay we got in but it took about 30 min to find a parking spot...so we do our mall stuff and pauls like lets get the hell out of here....

2nd stop.. walmart... parked pretty quickly and got into the store... now paul was not supposed to go with me he was supposed to work so the deal was he couldn't say shit about anything i wanted to buy... so first thing i look/touch... he's like wtf do they need that for?? grrrrrr.... i said fuck it left the cart and left the store.. he's following me out and we want to kill each other for sure....

we get to the car and paul asks if there is an applebee's in the other walmart parking lot... i'm not talking but i go to the other store.... 3rd stop applebees bar.... happy hour... appetizers and booze make shopping soooo much more doable...

4th stop we got it all done... bought way to much and i swear i will never put it off like this again... it for sure was my first and last time... so tonite??? x-mas with my family and peanut butter cup... everyone have a happy monday...

mwa jacquie

so she takes the time to complain... have me written up ... then has several infractions herself (that i didn't say shit about)... including grabbing my offensive ass and getting me not 1 but 2 vibrators for my b-day.... to turn around and quit today... WTF???? people today are fucking crazy....

happy friday... mwa wtoc jacquie

haven't even fucking started... what is it with this year??? just seems hmmmm i don't know ... strange...

hope everyone had a happy hump day... mwa jacq

how many other mothers scream...
"GET THE FUCKING GOAT OUT OF THE HOUSE"





seems to happen lots here.... happy sunday .. mwa jacq

i had a patient today...he divorced his x-wife last november...he just got married in august ...for the 5th time!! who does that?? so we're talking and i say "i think if i got divorced i think i would stay single and have some fun"... he said "i know i thought the same thing .... so i took last december off and had fun" ..again who does that?? seems he married his first wife at 16 and 1/2 .. after each divorce he immediately married again... with the exception of last december.. that's when dude (44 btw) sowed his wild oats....amazing the people you meet in the ghetto ... hope everyone had a happy saturday...
mwa jacq

ya think ya need a hair cut and make the appointment... your hair goes and styles super fookin cute!! go figure... oh well appt. is set for tues... happy friday eve everyone..
mwa jacquie

yup i went to the spa today for my wax on wax off...only this time i went armed with peanut butter cup and the camera....so i told the esthetecian that she was thinking about doing it and wanted to see how it goes .... so the chick that does my wax (it's the same girl every time so she knows i'm a bit freaky) anyway... omg her reaction was classic when pbc said "should i get the camera"......she said "are you serious"... yup i need some new pics and yup i posted a few... pbc face was pretty cool to ... she said "it's sooo clean... it's soooo bare"
rachel said i have time for you too.... pbc said it's something she needs to prepare for ha ha ha....

happy hump day .... mwa jacquie

we have property that we pay annual dues to...so i get a bill the dues are $430.00 and if we pay before November 30th we get a discount so we pay only $387.00........ so today i get a late charge of 25 bucks.... says ** dues are delinquent on december 1st.... okay so now i owe $455.00.... so when the fuck are they actually $430.00... yeah i'm pissed about it...

hope you all had a happy monday... i did till i checked the mail hahahaha....mwa jacquie