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| Wednesday, September 17, 2014, 5:08:43 PM- | ||||||
NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND CONCENTRATION UNTIL THEY CARRY AN ICE CUBE TRAY FULL OF WATER FROM THE SINK TO THE FREEZER | ||||||
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| Tuesday, September 16, 2014, 5:09:38 PM- | ||||||
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| Wednesday, September 10, 2014, 9:17:13 AM- | ||||||
Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it. | ||||||
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| Saturday, September 6, 2014, 8:33:41 PM- | ||
SPEAKING GERMAN IN TEXAS In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels , where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." Which means: "Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water, the cows have shit in it." The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you. Please speak in English." The rancher replied: "Use both hands." | ||
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| Tuesday, August 26, 2014, 6:03:03 PM- | ||
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute. | ||
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| Monday, August 25, 2014, 10:34:55 AM- | ||
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