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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Tuesday, October 6, 2015, 6:36:19 PM- O.K. | ||
I am here, I am alive and I am thankful that at 63 years I can still get horny from seeing all of the beautiful, hot women on NN. ~ | ||
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| Monday, October 5, 2015, 6:27:46 PM- Phew! | ||
Good weekend. Now it's back to work so that I can stress out again.  | ||
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| Sunday, October 4, 2015, 9:22:26 PM- Those that can, do. | ||||||
Those that can't, teach. Or work for the BMV. Or become movie critics. Or the snitch at work. Or become your holier-than-thou next door neighbor. ~ | ||||||
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| Saturday, October 3, 2015, 7:39:10 PM- Meanwhile... | ||
... on the other side of town, Aunt Martha is laying in a ditch due to an overdose of cocaine. | ||
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| Friday, October 2, 2015, 6:15:31 PM- Meanwhile... | ||
... back at the ranch, grandma is beating off the indians single handidly. | ||
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| Thursday, October 1, 2015, 5:59:46 PM- Movie quote | ||
"Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas... how he got into my pajamas I'll never know." Groucho Marx  | ||
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| Wednesday, September 30, 2015, 6:20:08 PM- Hindsight... | ||
... is 20-20. Foresight is foggy at best. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, September 29, 2015, 6:05:28 PM- Bragging? | ||
The old saying is that if you're talking about sex all the time, it means you're not getting enough, or any at all. So why then don't I talk about sex more? | ||
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| Monday, September 28, 2015, 6:36:15 PM- Again | ||
Once more, I begin another week of futility. Only my mind helps me to cope. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, September 26, 2015, 8:16:52 PM- Just when you think.. | ||
... you've seen just about everything. Someone at work clipped their TOE nails into the wash up sink. TOE NAILS! One would have to take off their work boots and socks, then stand there on the factory floor while they hoisted up each foot to clip them. In the SINK??? Oh, the humanity... or lack of! (disgusted sigh) ~ | ||
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