Lots of jokes etc are made about "dumb" Americans and their educational system. I deal with a lot of Americans at work and none of them are dumb but sometimes you come across a situation that lives up to the stereotype.
About 10 days ago my dryer went on the fritz - no heat at all. It's only 7 years old and a supposed name brand - GE. Naturally, find out the hard way with a lot of soggy ass clothes in it. I tore it apart and did some troubledshooting and tracked down the problem to a thermal fuse which is a pretty common issue. Anyways, like everything these days, the dryer is considered obsolete and lots of parts are "discontinued". I checked the local places and found out that they consider the part to be special order, 3-4 weeks for delivery which isn't gonna work. Plan B- checked Amazon and ta-daa, found one. Ordered and paid a bit extra for express delivery, should be here in 2-3 days. Yahoo!! I think all is good especially when I got a shipping notice saying delivery by end of day on Monday. Monday, no part so shit buess it's gonna be Tuesday. Come Wednesday still no part so I checked the tracking siite.
Here comes the fucking dumbass Yankee bit- part originates in Las Vegas and heads to Los Angeles for further shipment to me here in Canada. In LS the part gets handled by some fucking idiot that doesn't have a map or for that matter even looked at one. Part got shipped to Dubai which is NOT fucking north of LA where I am but on the other fucking side of the world. Sat there for a day and has now found it's way to Leipzeig Germany- fuck knows when it will get to me. I can't even cancel the order and get a refund until 4 Dec according to Amazon.
I could have fucking driven to Vegas to pick it up faster.

The wait continues...

Surgery Wednesday - should be OK but if I don't see you on the other side, It;s been a slice.

Taken today
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Broken Bones - Yes
Shot a gun - Yes
Driven 100 mph - Yes
Ridden in a helicopter - Yes
Gone zip lining - Yes
Been to an NFL game - No
Been to Canada - I live there
Visited Florida - Yes
Visited Mexico - No
Visited Vegas- No
Eat alone at a restaurant - Yes
Ability to read music - No
Ridden a motorcycle - Yes
Ridden a horse – Yes
Stayed in a hospital – Yes
Donated blood - Yes
Slept outside – Yes
Driven a stick shift - Yes
Ridden in an 18 wheeler - Yes
Ridden in a police car - Yes
Driven a boat - Yes
Eaten Escargot - Yes
Been on a cruise - No
Run out of gas - Yes
Eaten Sushi - No
Seen a ghost/spirit - No
Been to London - Yes
Been to Central America - No
Been to Alaska - Yes
Been to Hawaii - No
Seen a UFO- No
Been to Europe - Yes
Been to San Francisco - No
Been to NYC - No
Been to Washington DC - Yes
Been snow skiing - No
Been Ice skating - Yes

Eighteen random facts for the new year. Let’s get to know each other! I can't wait to read yours!


1. Do you make your bed everyday? Yes.

2. What's your favorite number? Don't have one

3. What is your dream job? The one I have

4. If you could, would you go back to school? Nope

5. Can you parallel park? Yes

6. Name a job you had which people would be shocked to know you had. Nothing shocking about any job I ever had

7. Do you think aliens are real? There has to be something out there, the universe is too big for us to be alone

8. Can you drive a stick shift? Yes

9. What is your guilty pleasure? Perving on NN

10. What's your dream car? Tesla pickup.. when they get around to making one

11. Do you talk to yourself? Yes

12. Do you like doing puzzles? Meh

13. Favorite music? Listen to most everything

14. Coffee or tea? Coffee or death!

15. Do you hit the snooze button? No

16. Love or money? Money, you can rent love

17. Pets? Cat

18. First thing you remember you wanted to be growing up? Chemical engineer.. but that takes school so I said fuckit

I was lucky enough to see a full show of these guys and learned some history I never knew.

We cannot be sure which book it was. For sake of illustration,
though, let us say the first volume, and which we know he had and
used, was a leather-bound, gold-and-marble-edged translation of a
French book called Complete Woman, by one Jacques du Boscq. Pub-
lished in London in 1639, it had been translated by a man identified
only as “N.N.”

hmm.. who knew NN was that old?

p.s. This is a quote from "The Professor and the Madman"

is both a fine art and a skill. I don't claim to be a master at it but I think the approach of most people n here is far from flirting. I really think a lot of the clowns here that jump the ladies right away with such brilliant comments as " I wanna pound your fuck holes till you scream" or the ever popular "I wanna tongue punch you in the fart box" probably would get their lights punched out if they ever said something like that in real life and would deserve it.
Granted this is a nude site, people come here for the thrill of looking or showing off and I think that's great but FFS don't you think you should at least get to know a little about people before you started making any kind of suggestion? In my opinion, a little regular chat with someone and watching their interactions with others goes a long way to letting you know how to approach them. Flirting should be a tease and at best only semi serious, that way it is enjoyable for both parties. Personally I enjoy watching people interact like this, the flat out crude comments just make me shake my head. If someone doesn't know how to flirt and tease with respect then I have no desire to have anything to do with them.
Like I said, I'm no master at it but I'll carry on trying interact this way and hope I get positive responses from people

Went out to the mountains yesterday
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