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Fun with a wicked sense of humor. Not interested in cyber or any such nonsense. I get plenty of real sex at home so I don't need any pretend internet sex, thanks. Don't need a fuck buddy either so please don't ask. Just here to perv and hang with all my pervy friends
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Tuesday, December 9, 2008, 7:37:31 PM- lunchies! | ||||||
Gonna meet my hubby and our SO's for lunch today. we try and all get together for lunch at least one day out of the week. Otherwise it is various configurations of hubby and our GF or me and my BF for lunch or any mix of pairings or trios. Confusing eh? LOL. My GF and I will be baking tonight. Cookies cookies and more cookies! We have a cookie party to attend this weekend and so we have been boring the men to tears with our constant prattle about recipes and ingredients. All they want to do is eat the results or molest us while we are trying to work in the kitchen. We shall banish them from the kitchen till further notice. They can go watch Dark Knight on bluray, hubby got it today. It will keep them out of our hair tonight while we bake like crazy. Puurrs to all, | ||||||
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Monday, December 8, 2008, 11:27:22 PM- Chores? Who needs em! Bleh!!! | ||||||
Chores chores chores It's what I have in store for moi. I think I need a nice Housebitch to do my housework for me, quite frankly I am NOT in the mood to do it all today. Bleh. Just got home from running the carpool and my son is settled with his homework assignments for the day, so I shall be occupying myself with: Unloading dishwasher Reloading dishwasher Scrub all kitchen counters Sweep & mop kitchen floor Re hang garland in living room that the damn Cornish Rex pulled down Sweep living room Tidy living room Sweep hallway Scoop front cattery litter boxes (the boys) Scoop the Cat Room cattery litter boxes (the girls) Clean cat room bathroom Clean master bathroom Sweep bedroom floor Clear clutter off top of my dresser Fold 3 baskets clean laundry Wash 4 loads of dirty clothes Go to gym Figure out what to make for dinner I guess I better get off my ass and start this.... Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Christmas carols!!!! | ||||||
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Monday, December 8, 2008, 6:44:24 PM- In a rush.... | ||||||
Had a good weekend, lot's to do and no time to sit here and type it all out at the moment. Will have time later, so TTFN! Puurrs to all | ||||||
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Friday, December 5, 2008, 8:24:25 PM- Blarg | ||||||
I can't keep my eyes open. Got off work, did my "Wifey" shit (pick up hubby's dry cleaning, banking, grocery store, start laundry, fold laundry, etc) and now no amount of Starbucks can keep the momentum going. I have hit a wall. I guess this is what less than 4 hours sleep will do for you. Still so much to do and I find it hard to justify taking a nap but I don't think I have a choice. I am getting waspish and cranky. Not a good sign. Not good for whatever poor sod who happens to get in my way. I have a horrid temper as it is, when I am too tired I am just a flat-out bitch. It is a character flaw, one that I am not happy I have. It's going to be a late evening I think, so I better go sleep for a couple hours at least. The pillows are calling my name.... Puurrs (and yawns) to all, | ||||||
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Friday, December 5, 2008, 12:03:20 PM- | ||||||
4:02 a.m. Shit. Bad dreams. Not conducive to a good nights sleep. I have got to find a way to go back to sleep or I will be a wreck...this blows.. Puurrs to all, | ||||||
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Thursday, December 4, 2008, 7:49:32 PM- Ack! | ||||||
It's frigging COLD in this house. Shit! I am gone at work for a few hours and my house is now like a meat locker! I shivered my butt off at work - the Boss is one of those women that lives for the cold. She has shorts and a t-shirt on, wtf? I couldn't wait to leave so I could run to my car and crank the heater on to 90 degrees....it was blissful...ahhhhh. Everyone I know calls me 'The Reptile' as I love the heat. I love it warm. I hate wearing clothes. Gimme HEAT. I hate it when all my old old injuries come back to haunt me when it's cold & damp. It seems to seep deep within my bones and the aches become apparent. Blown knees and fractured toesies. Cracked bone in foot. Bone chip over left eye. Back trashed in 2 places. I am a train wreck aren't I? LOL. Our power bill is atrocious but screw it. I am turning UP the heat. Plaster walls get cold soaked and are a misery to live with, and I am NOT a penguin. Yeah I am short and I waddle and I like fish, but chilly I like not at all!!! Power bill be damned! Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: My chattering teeth and creaking joints, bleh | ||||||
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Thursday, December 4, 2008, 2:19:17 AM- ......I can hear it coming up the stairs... | ||||||
....It's the Christmas tree! To be decorated tonight!!! Maybe now I can force myself to have some Christmas cheer. Any bets on this one? Anyone want to take that action? I didn't think so lol Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Christmas carols! (but of course...) | ||||||
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Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 7:57:26 PM- The first wave... | ||||||
Started taking Christmas boxes down. Well, what I can reach anyhow. I am only just 5 foot tall and I am balancing on a rather unstable barstool. Hubby would throttle me if he knew what I was doing, but I am feeling blue today and I am hoping putting up some cheerful deco shit will pull me out of it. It's a longshot but I can't sit and dwell. Must decorate. Or shop. Money is tight so I can't shop. That leaves decorate. If you never hear from me again, you will know I have broken my neck and died in the interests of having a well-decorated holiday home. I shall not have died in vain... Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Jamiroquai "Love Foolosophy" | ||||||
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Tuesday, December 2, 2008, 3:01:12 AM- Alright, I am jumping on the bandwagon..... | ||
Stolen from BM21 and others - because I need a break and my head's tired of everything else. INSTRUCTIONS: 1. Put your iPod or other music player on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! ------------ IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? "Everybody Knows" Concrete Blonde WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY? "Into Temptation" Crowded House WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? "Change" Deftones WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? "Rehab" Amy Winehouse (uh oh) WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? "Do You Realize?" The Flaming Lips WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? "Crazy Bitch" Buckcherry (I don't think I like this....) WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? "Gamma Ray" Beck WHAT IS 2+2? "Da Funk" Daft Punk WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? "Big Pimpin" Jay-Z (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah) WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE? "Aqualung" Jethro Tull WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? "Sweetness" Jimmy Eat World WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? "No One Knows" Queens Of The Stone Age WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? "Karma Police" Radiohead WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? "That's Not My Name" The Ting Tings WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? "Pepper" Butthole Surfers WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? "Slave To Love" Roxy Music WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? "Violet Hill" Coldplay WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? "Dreamweaver" Gary Wright WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? "This Woman's Work" Kate Bush WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? "Oh" Ciara & Ludacris HOW WILL YOU DIE? "World In My Eyes" Depeche Mode WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET? "Black Metallic" Catherine Wheel WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? "Spirit In The Sky" Doctor & The Medics WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? "Handle Bars" Flobots WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? "Peacekeeper" Fleetwood Mac WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? "Blue Dress" Depeche Mode (WTF???) DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? "Kids With Guns" Gorillaz IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? "Talk Shows On Mute" Incubus WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW "PDA" Interpol WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? "Love Kills" Joe Strummer | ||
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Monday, December 1, 2008, 2:52:17 PM- :( | ||||||
Why can't people just get along? Why? Why call names and say hurtful shit? Is it worth it? Does it make one feel better about oneself? The way I see it, we have only a finite amount of time on this planet so why spend it being evil to one another? I am no angel nor am I perfect. I just wish sometimes people could be better to one another. Call me foolish, call me naive. I may be all those things and more. *sigh* Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Flobots "Rise" | ||||||
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