Now I remember why I rarely drink anymore. If I get drunk I never get sick or have a hangover, I just have very little recollection of what happened prior to passing out. Sometimes I think it is worse to not remember than it is to puke.

I used to seriously party when I was younger, I drank like a fish. Oddly enough I stopped partying hardcore when I turned 21. The thrill was gone - jaded at 21 lol. I would have the odd drink here and there if we were out somewhere, but I had seemed to have lost the taste for serious alcohol comsumption. Till last night. I don't know why but I decided that if one drink was good then another would be better. And more after that would be excellent.

We went to a pub for dinner and then moved on to another bar and then continued on at home. That's when things get a bit hazy. I can only really recall bits and pieces after a certain point. My jeans and panties ended up in the bathroom. Sweater in the living room and bra and shirt in the office. I know that I was online and making little sense as I was chatting with friends on another (non NN forum) so I went back and read what I had written and I also know that at some point I wandered out onto my front porch naked. I don't really remember that, but my hubby does. It is all a blur. I know we fucked as I woke up in a puddle of cum sometime around 3:00 I think, when I came to. I managed to stumble to the bathroom because my god I had to pee something fierce. Hubby was out cold and didn't hear me making a racket. I remember sitting on the toilet and I had jizz running down my legs to the tops of my feet and wondering how I would be able to sleep on big clammy wet spot. I guess I was still sloshed and too tired to give a damn, because I ended up back in bed (on the wet spot) and out cold till I woke up this morning. I have dried cum all over me from the waist down and the sheets are a mess. They will be put down the laundry chute ASAP. Judging from the state I and the sheets were in we must have had a good time last night, I just don't remember...guess I will have to ask my husband. Hopefully he remembers....


Puurrs to all,

Currently listening to: Butthole Surfers "Pepper"

Happy Friday all you sexy NN people!

I am feeling good and having a great day. Talk about an about-face as yesterday was an utterly craptastic day. Thursday was a day from hell but today has been so pleasant.

Our son is spending the night at my in-law's tonight, so it is a 'grown-ups' only night. My husband took the day off today so we both dropped the little one off at school and went to the gym to work out together. I got some quality time with him and my new pals the elliptical machine and the crunch machine lol. Worked up a serious sweat. We got home after that and I stripped down (I HATE sweaty clothes) I wanted a shower in the worst way, but hubby had other plans. He was really turned on by the fact that my pussy and ass crack were all sweaty and he wanted to enjoy them before I showered. I am always happy to indulge him, so I got to enjoy an excellent licking which turned into an even more excellent fuck. We both got showered and dressed, ate some lunch and did some errands and went shopping. Now we have to figure out what we will do tonight. Dinner and a movie? Or just stay home and stay in bed? Hmmmmmmm....

Puurrs to all,

Currently listening to: Matthew Sweet "Girlfriend"

I am having a bad day. I don't know why but I am. Every time I turn around something is either going haywire or it's bad news of some sort. I just want to sit in a corner and cover my eyes and ears so I won't see or hear anything more that will stress me out. Of course as I am living in reality, I can't escape it. I just want to cry but that will only make me congested and make my eyes all puffy. I can't even have a good cry to decompress without worrying about the consequences of that, either. WTF is wrong with me?

Puurrs to alll,

Currently listening to: The neighbor's barking dog

I am finally starting to feel normal again, after being burnt to a cinder over the weekend. After being BBQ'd I will be avoiding the sun from now on or wearing a lot more clothes when out in it.

I had been so uncomfortable that it was painful to be touched and sex was just a no go. Since I was hurting so much it was the last thing on my mind, but poor hubby was starting to get a little 'anxious.' I offered him BJ's several times but he declined, saying he would feel like a heel to impose on me when I am feeling unwell. I told him it was ok, but he said he would wait. Ok. Suit yourself I said. He even refrained from wanking so he had been walking around with an almost constant hard-on since yesterday.

He called me from work today to see if I had lunch plans, and I hadn't any, so he asked me to lunch at our favorite Indian place. He even came and picked me. I was feeling pretty good and was able to wear jeans comfortably again. The pain is gone now, I am just very very itchy as the skin is starting to slough off around the blistered parts. He came and picked me up and we first stopped at his gym to sign me up so we can work out together. That took but a minute so we walked around the corner to grab some lunch. It was pretty crowded but we managed to grab the last booth and stuffed our faces. I hadn't realised I was so hungry. He kept staring at me while we were eating and kept mentioning sex at every opportunity during our conversations. I was starting to get a bit horny and as we left and walked back to the parking garage I noticed he had a big bulge in his pants. He grabbed my hand and put it against his crotch while we were walking, and was he ever hard! That did it for me. I asked if he had a little more time before he needed to return to work and he said yes. We drove back home and went straight to the bedroom and stripped down. He was hard a rock and his cock was pointing at the ceiling. He layed down and I started to suck on it and play with his balls, which were rather heavy and full, while he fingered my pussy. After a while he told me he needed to lick my ass so I obligingly turned around so he could lick and toungue-fuck my asshole. I was on my knees enjoying it all when he stopped and slid underneath me so I was sitting on his tongue. It felt fantastic as he ate my pussy, and I had a massive orgasm all over his face. He had had enough of playing around and he needed to fuck so he pulled my hips back and slid into me from behind. He always gets really really hard, but he felt so damn hard that it was like being fucked with a telephone pole! His cock was so stiff it would barely bend and he proceeded to give me a very deep and hard fucking. I was so hot and so wet from 5 days of no messing around that I came in just a few minutes. He was a few minutes behind me and when he came it felt like a geyser shooting off deep inside of me. He came buckets, just filling me up and when he pulled out it was already oozing out and making a puddle. After coming back down to Earth I made a dash for the bathroom to clean up and it just wouldn't stop. Just when I thought I had gotten it all, more would seep out. I gave up and went back to bed and we chatted while he got dressed and headed back out the door. He forgot to wash his face so he went back to work smelling like pussy, as I had cum all over his face and mouth. Hope he didn't have a meeting or anything, he might have gotten some odd looks from reeking like pussy lol. We both agreed that it was a great lunch. Now I gotta go and put some lotion on my peely skin and sop up more of the cum that is still oozing out of my puss.


Puurrs to all,

Currently listening to: Gorillaz "19-2000"

Oh man do I hurt! I got so freaking sunburned on Saturday, I truly look well-done. I even had sunblock on and was in the sun for only 80 minutes - the length of my son's Little League game, but something happened and I got burned to a crisp and a case of sun poisoning. I had a fever, chills and nausea all Saturday afternoon and evening. Parts of me are still bright lobster-red and feel hot to the touch. It hurts to wear pants, but I can get away with really soft sweatpants, so I will either be pants-less or wearing sweats for a few days. I am so ouchy right now I can't even have sex! It hurts to be touched, much less have a 240 Lb guy on top of me right now. I think I would pass out from the pain if that happened. Thankfully I am feeling less than sexy right now. I am a burnt, blistery, painful mess. We had just gotten a fancy new camera too, so hubby wanted to take some new pics. That aint gonna happen for a while I think. I am not in the mood for it and besides, who would want to see pics of me looking like a boiled lobster? Not hardly sexy or attractive. Anyhow I am gonna go take a cool bath and put on some more aloe.

Puurrs to all,

Currently listening to: Weezer "Beverly Hills"

Happy Mother's Day to all you sexy MILF's out in NN land. Big hugs to you. I would hug you myself, but I am nursing a wicked sunburn right now. I look like a lobster!

Kick back and relax, mommies. You deserve it!

Puurrs to all,

Currently listening to: My son playing with his legos in the living room

The weekend isn't yet here and it is already shaping up to be busy. We have my dad's birthday party tomorrow, a little league game on Saturday and Mother's Day party on Sunday. Lots to do, so better get my ass in gear and get stuff done.

Puurrs to all,

Currently listening to: Squirrel Nut Zippers "Blue Angel"

Warm weather! Yay!

It is supposed to be about 90 degrees today so I will shortly start to close up the house. Close the front windows and draw the drapes and blinds. The temp was the same yesterday and the house stayed a very comfortable 79 degrees, it was just gorgeous. My Asiatic lilies are blooming and time to think about repairing the window screens that the cats seem to destroy every year. It is just so nice out right now, the outdoors are beckoning. It is far too pretty to hang out on the computer so I am gonna go enjoy some sun.

Puurrs to all,

Currently listening to: Weezer "Perfect Situation"

Hubby offered me a backrub last night and being that I am a total and unrepentant backrub whore I jumped at his offer. I will take a backrub from anyone willing to gve one to me lol. Normally I have to wheedle it from him so I was quite thrilled when it turned out to be more than just ye olde backrub. He went all out - full body massage, scented massage oil, dim lights and music.

Oh gaaaaawwwd it was like Heaven on Earth! I could happily be massaged for hours and hours and just eat it up. He hadn't even intended for it to be anything sexy, just a nice treat for me, but when I flipped over onto my back I noticed that he had a rather large bulge in his boxers. I just smiled and asked him to hand me the massage oil and please remove those boxers. He did, and was kneeling between my thighs and massaging my legs so I reached down and started to massage his cock. He was stroking me while I stroked him. He was getting harder and thicker as I stroked him a bit faster. He asked me what I wanted, I told him I wanted to see him cum all over me. It was such a sexy sight; his head tipped back and hips thrusting while I jacked his cock. I really get off on seeing him obviously enjoying me pleasuring him. A short while later he lets out a groan and lets it go. It was a very explosive first shot; It hit me under my chin and some ended up on the wall behind. Ooops. Then the comforter and my shoulder got splattered and then between my tits and on my belly. I suppose I should have aimed him a bit better, but who cares about a little mess when you are having so much fun. I rubbed it into my skin while he fetched a towel to mop up the stuff that flew everywhere and we just lay together and listened to music and talked. Eventually I had to get up and shower as I was so oiled up and sticky that I felt like a human slip-N-slide and I just could't sleep feeling like that. It was a very relaxing way to end the weekend.


Puurrs to all,

Currently listening to: Concrete Blonde "Everybody Knows"

My husband and I have been together for 12 years, and we will be be celebrating our 10th wedding annniversary this August. We have an 8 year old child, so it is very rare that we have much time to just spend 'alone'. We try and be creative and sneak in little bits of fun here and there, but the days of lolling about naked and spending all day in bed are long gone - well, unless we send our kid to stay with my folks or in-laws for the day.

We had arranged for our son to go to my parent's for the day on and overnight after his little league game Saturday morning. We went, cheered his team on (they won) and handed him over to my parents. It was kind of an odd feeling, as wherever we go, our son is most always with us so it is a foreign feeling to have all of this adult only time on our hands. You kind of look at your spouse and go "so what do we do now???" First we went to the jeweler as my wedding rings needed fixing. They are just too loose, so I had stopped wearing them in fear of losing them. If I shook my hand they would just fly right off. Left them with the jeweler for re-sizing and ogled all the pretty, shiny bling in the shop and discussed where to go from there. Lunch was the next logical step, so I suggested a place that my girfriend Sheryl and I went to before and that was really good. Hubby had never eaten there so off we went.

After a vey tasty lunch, we did a little shopping. Hubby got some new shirts and at I got some really cute, really short cargo shorts. Damn, now I really need some sun on my legs! I hadn't realized I was so damn pale till then lol. We went home and farted around and since we were sans child I just wandered around the house naked. Which of course led to some groping, which led to some sucking and licking, which led to some sex. Which led to me being on my knees, being fucked silly. The only problem was I was teetering on the edge of the bed, and the more he thrust into me, the closer I got to the edge! I could just imagine the outcome - fucked OFF of the bed. Falling face first right onto the floor. With my luck I would have ended up in the hospital with a broken nose or something trying to explain to a snickering doctor exactly how it happened. Thankfully that didn't come to pass, as hubby finshed up before I ended up overboard. We chilled for a bit, relaxing and talking and then I got to take an afternoon nap. It is a rare and delicious luxury and it felt so lovely to just drift off after making love and knowing I don't have to do a damn thing but enjoy how my body was feeling.

I woke up a couple hours later and took a shower. We were invited to a party so we decided to go to that for a while and then go to a strip club after that. I had never been to a strip club, ever, so I was pretty excited. We went to the party and hung out for a while and I was having a good time, but hubby was ready to go and look at some nekkid chicks lol. The club was pretty nice, pretty classy for what I imagined a strip joint to be. There were surprisingly quite a few other wives/GF's there, as well as several lesbian couples. We found some good seats and settled down to watch the 'entertainment.' We watched several dances and compared the girls and discovered that we both liked the same girls. Hubby thought it was hilarious yet comforting to know that his wife had the same taste in women that he did lol. I enjoyed myself a lot, and got a lot of attention from the girls as they danced, much to my husband's surprise. It was a blast and I can't wait till we go back again. There is one particular girl that I would really love to get a private dance from, so maybe in a couple weeks we will check the place out again. I felt totally comfortable at that club, it had a really good vibe. It was a no booze place so there werent any drunken assholes to contend with. I did have an interesting trip to the ladies room, as I needed to pee and the 3 stalls were occupied. The end stall I noticed however had 2 sets of legs in it yet only 3 feet showing and some very interesting noises coming from it. One of the lesbian couples were in the stall having a bit of a 'munch' it appeared, as while I was peeing I could hear lots of heavy breathing and slurping noises coming from the stall next to mine. A little distracting, lol. Not a place I would want for a fuck, but hey if they didn't mind getting it on in a public toilet, more power to them. I left and told hubby and he was pretty blown away. 2 songs later they come out looking a bit flushed and sat down to watch some more dances. We watched a few more as well and called it a night. We both had a great time. As far as 'date nights' go, this is one of the best we have had in a long while.


Puurrs to all,

Currently listening to: the hum of my hard drive