Fun call today- assist the police with a 'Man in the Tree'. I brought a can of tuna with me but it didn't work. That must be for cats! A ladder and an 1 1/2 hours later the crazy man in need of 'Help' was on his way, strapped down of course (didn't mean to excite you BDSM's out there) Damm those forums take a lot of time to get through! We had a Bees in the tree call last year. They were honey bees swarming, a bee keeper came and went right after them, we put up a ladder and tried to get him to wait till we could get a hose in place buy he wouldn't wait. He got stung sooooo bad and couldn't get down the ladder fast enough. DUMB SHIT! but what do I know about bees? Had a good laugh later, still funny!

bad fire town thursday- 2 died living in an illegal loft over the kitchen of a Chineese restaurant, they didn't stand a chance. SMOKE DETECTORS everybody. they don't stop a fire, but if you are asleep- the smoke often won't wake you in time to get out- or wake you at all. Later that morning we got hit by a bus while responding to another restaurant fire. Everybody OK in both vehicles execpt for a strained neck to one of my guys. Got 4 hrs sleep not bad! Hope that fire is the last bad one for the holidays. Off to banks for more dealing with Moms estate stuff. No fun there! Hey Cheer up "It could be raining"
(oblique reference to Young Frankenstein grave digging scene)

The day started out great, got off work an hour early, had a nice bkfst and read the paper. I needed to take care of an estate matter of my late Mom's so I got all my papers together intending to get a check for the matured CD. My sister could really use the money this on will all go to her. Despite having the original trust papers, a power of attorney on file, original death certs, and ID, I came away empty handed. 3 hours and 40 minutes with polite but usless clerks! What a great way to slpend a day, maybe I'll get my bikini line tweezed next. LOL! A nice bottle of wine will help shortly. I will dream about some, canoodling. (does anybody say that anymore?) OH Yea- Wachovia was the bank- Thats two I will no longer do business with Wells Fargo is the other.
Hey, I found a place to rant! kinda COOL!

I am honored, somebody found and read MY blog! Nothing much to say today, but the new movie "No Country for Old Men" is strange. Good if you like the Cohen Bros. stuff. If you don't like violence in movies STAY AWAY.
I don't suspect I will be prolific here, no erotic adventures for me like pussyforhire or deep insight like TWL. And I DON'T want to get addicted- am already fighting that with others blogs. How does that halppen that I can get interested in the lives of people I have never met? Weird- sorry meant to call myself that , not you! Hope to make an attempt at looking in the forums at the recommendation of another NNer - Shit, there goes more time, I won't have time left to look at all the dirty/sorry, EROTIC photos. By the way some of you are ammazingly artistic, lighting, angles etc. Very impressive, especially those who take them of themselves. NO I don't mean the close up erection photos. My apologies to those who have "SPECIAL" penis qualities (actually there are a few, not that I like that)
Hope I didn't say anything too stupid- I am new at this and need Tender care and cuddling.

At work today, quite slow, that is good for my customers. Reading other peoples blogs, I feel like I'm looking through a keyhole into their lives, it is facinating and I don't quite understand why. I started out just looking at photos, then the blogs, now I am hooked. Is this good? I can waste- I mean spend so much doing this, but it is fun- real people, real thoughts and not too hardcore, mostly tastefull.It seems like there is less exploitation here, though I'm sure there are some revenge photos- shame on YOU! Do the women out there like all the close up photos of erect dicks? I am afraid if I became prem here I would spend even more time than I do now. My holidays went OK, worked Thanksgiving day, spent the next day with my sisters family. It was our first holiday without Mom or Dad. Mom passed in July, dad passed last year. Wed & Thur were pretty much the first time I got sad over their passing, It came in waves several times over those two days, kind of strange really. I suspect that will continue to happen for a while.
Thanks to those who stayed, for this less than short blog, and thanks to those who share with all of us lurkers (ugly word huh?) out here.

Best, Mort
ps: sorry I went stream-of-consciousness there!