We love this place. Dedicated to the open fun loving people that travel to the beat of a slightly different drummer. A place that gives us all the opportunity to post and view pics and videos and to comment about them. Where one can chat, post forums, and write a blog. There is no where that we have seen like this. Amazing, how great and access is FREE. We want to tell everyone about it.

It is no mystery to anyone that were to read our profile that we are swingers. Not out of control sex addicts or perverts but a couple that love each other enough to fulfill and satisfy each others every need or want.

With these two statements in mind we recently began our own website. The Swingers Corner. A place for swingers to find each other and to find venues and products to enhance their experiences. It is not a porn site as most swinger sites are.
We realized that when you go to most sites, they are only about "Debbie does everyone" with graphic depictions of sex.
We like that too but believe the alternative swinging lifestyle is more than that. It is more a social situation not unlike dating than rawdog whoring.
It will almost be a personal site used to find us "friends" with a place for comments and opinion.
There are out links but only one to anyplace like this. It goes HERE. The only one we will ever have. As I said we love this place.
Feel free to come by and leave a comment or just say hi.
Thank you to all our friends here and Newbie Nudes for being here and allowing us to affiliate with you.

Dan & Debbie
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While considering the worlds problems I have come up with a solution. All the problems can be eliminated with a new mindset.

EAT THE YOUNG

This may seem a little strange and maybe distasteful to some but overnight it would make all the other problems seem small and meaningless. Who would be concerned any longer with war, famin, poverty, or the enviornment. All these problems would solve themselves.

Eating the young would end poverty and famine. Without those mouths to feed all familys would need less of everthing and provide a new revenue source. World health would improve
as food would be plentiful.

Populations would shrink, over crowding would be eliminated, and people wouldn't need to migrate to other countries.

This would end the entergy problem. No longer needing all those acres for growing food we could devote our efforts to bio-fuel production. Animal rights groups would be happier since we would no longer eat animals and could kill them all since we wouldn't need them any longer.

The war with terrorist would end. They would have no more money and would be too busy eating the sand and drinking the oil.

Health organizations could devote all their time to keeping us alive forever and if necessary we could keep a few of the young for seed stock. Some would need replaced because of accidents and such.

Like rats the young are crawling all over everthing, soiling the planet, and consuming the worlds resources.

Do you really want those people to send you to a nursing home and control social security. Can you imagine them running the world?

Do us all a favor. EAT THE YOUNG.

The other day on a warm and sunny afternoon I decided to go fishing. I hadn't been in awhile and I thought I could use the fresh air and sunshine. After gathering all the stuff I could find, I threw the tackle in the car and headed off to a nearby lake. The perfect spot along the bank was open and there were no other people in sight.I rounded up everything, hauled it all to the waters edge, and spread it all out. A cooler, blanket, and all the fishing equipment were all I needed for a relaxing afternoon of fishing.

After cracking my first one (always the best of the day) I assembled the rod and reel and grabed for a minnow. Hooking it just right I adjusted the float for depth and let it fly. Layed it out just where I wanted and waited for the strike. That was a dud but I knew if I left it alone it would be ok and besides the second of the day was calling.

While sitting on the blanket watching the float after 3 4 5 and probably 6th of the day had already gone by, I began to think this wasnt' working out. That float hadn't even twitched. The day was dragging. The sun was too hot, my back hurt from sitting on the ground, and that beer that was left would be better in front of the TV.

It was ok though, I had spent the afternoon fishing in the fresh air and sunshine. Drinking beer on a blanket on a nice afternoon was great.

All that stuff had to be lugged back up to the car. It seemed like it took more trips and weighed a hell of a lot more.

Heading home I looked at the clock. Damn I had been there for a whole hour.

Does it fuck you up to think of all the times your mother kissed you good night right after blowing yout dad? I know my mother never did anything like that. We were all found under cabbage leaves, weren't we?
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Little Red was walking through the woods on her way to grandmas house when she saw the big bad wolf hiding behind a tree. She said "I see you wolf and what big ears you have." The wolf ran off into the woods.

Red went on down the path to grandmas and soon saw the wolf again hiding behind a big rock. She said "I see you wolf and what big eyes you have." The wolf ran off minto the woods.

A little farther along the trail Lil Red saw the wolf hiding behind a bush. She said "Can't fool me wolf. I see you and what big teeth you have."

After being discovered for the third time the wolf jumped up and said, "Damn bitch, let up, I'm trying to take a shit."
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A girl we know has a hugh nose. We are convinced if she were to blow my man it would look like a sword fight.

Today I wanted to write in my blog but was so uninspired that I couldn't come up with anything. I know from time to time all have this problem. Usually that's not me judging how many times I hear shut the hell up. No wait, that is one of the three things my man says is all you need to know to please a man.

1. Feed me
2. Fuck me
3. Shut the hell up

1 out of the three will have to do. I'm sure I will burst if I shut completely up and fuck cooking.

I tried talking to him about my lack of inspiration and he only reminded me of rule three. Maybe he should consider the importance of rule 2. No I couldn't deny rule 2 that would only fuck myself (that's a plan) and that won't do. Like I said fuck rule 1.

I parked myself in the chat rooms eavesdropping while lurking around in the dark. It was all interesting but I didn't hear or see anything to write about. Maybe I was too busy looking at all the hot profiles to notice all going on around me. Admiring all you fine hot people does tend to block out anything else. Those moans and squeals of joy must have been blocked out by my own. You have to be pretty loud to outdo me.

To the one that used the pick up line: "hey bitch, wanna fuck?" that does sometime work for me. Since you said so, I know you must have a hugh cock but if it won't reach accross the Atlantic you are wasting your time.

I did enjoy sneaking around window peeking and such but damn the walk sure was sticky.

Im so uninspired, I wish I could come up with something to write about.

What's the difference between a *****s pussy and a bowling ball?
You could eat the bowling ball if you had to.

How many ****s does it take to change a light bulb?
No really, I am in the dark and am a *****.

Forgive me I can't help it, I have a terrible memory. I wonder sometimes if I have ****** hair and dont know it.

You can always tell the real *****, she is the one with the tampon behind her ear hunting her pencil.

All these will be of course unoriginal, corney and Not PC.
In an attempt not to offend any one but all equally, I'll not include the buzz words or phrases. When you see **** insert your own and offend whoever you like. Only a couple came to mind. There will be more from time to time.

In the football game between **** and **** a train went by. After hearing the whistle the **** left the field thinking the game over.
Three plays later the **** scored.


A **** was hauling off trash and noticed some flying off so hired hands were ordered to ride on top of the tarp to hold it down. Two passers-buy having seen this said "look Mable, those people are throwing away two perfectly good ****s."


My daddy always said he wasn't a racist, he just thought everone should start out the way he did.....*****.


Seems the black, white and asian all died and showed up in heaven together. Upon arriving god looked down on them and said to the **** one, "you have been a leader and inspiration for you're people, please sit on the right of me." To the **** one he said "you have served your people well, sit on the left of me." No sooner than the two were seated the last one, the **** one say's "WAT DA HELL YOU DOIN IN MY CHAIR?"


Told you these would suck real bad but I have nothing else to do to amuse myself.
(I've already rubbed it raw)

Please add your own comments, I love insults. If you add jokes It will be great, as I will retell them as much as possible.

If a southern belle is a lady from the south, then who the hell is a Taco bell? Dinner bell? Diving bell? And who are those Hells Belles anyway.

As you know by reading our profile, we are a couple, A little odd to some maybe because of our age difference. We weren't even aware of a difference until we had already fallen for each other. This brings up some ponderings we have had about this.

Why is it that when anyone sees us or is told of us as a couple, they jump to conclusions about how we could possibly be together?
Typically people beleive one of two things. There are of course variations but it usually boils down to two reasons. Neither of which is correct.

Reason one: Foolish old man. That gold diggin bitch is after his money and of course he must be paying her bills. Why else would a fine young girl want with a old broken down man like him. Kinda creepy isn't it?

Reason two: Innocent foolish girl. That old man has brainwashed that young girl into givin him sum. Made her think he cares about her and pays her rent just to have sex with a young woman. Kinda creepy isn't it?

People accept all types of couplings as normal so why would almost everyone only believe ours as unhealthy, unwholesome, unnatural or un anything? Alot of people have large age differences and are not considereed wierd. I guess there is a different way of looking at it if 10, 15, 20 or 25yrs. Let's see 15 is ok but 25 that's too much like xxxxxx(too much like doing my daddy). That's understandable as personal attraction but why jump to the negative dirty conclusion when the attraction is misunderstood. Why assume it must be about golddiggin or a dirty old man paying some innocent young girls bills to get some?

We understand some of the jealousy and bitterness because of the threat felt by some. A lot of middle aged women are convinced there is a young tramp lying in wait to steal away her man. (Take a look at your man, You may be the only one that wants him) Men on the other hand are jealous because in their fantasies a young woman wants them and fucks the shit out of them just because of the stallion they are. This is only fantasy tho and will never be acted on. The men are usually too broken to have that much selfconfidence. When another man has a much younger woman it must of no good since why else would she really want him.

It seems that a hell of alot of people are in relationships with people they don't want and are afraid of being alone. Avoiding lonelyness by being in an unhappy relationship doesn't seem like a fair trade to me. Regardless many people are not gettin any and comdemn it if someone else is.

People do like to share their misery. Any happiness anyone else finds must be evil,

We do enjoy playing it for all the laughs we can get when we see the shock on anyones face. Sure she's my daughter, we're into xxxxxx.

Truth is we fell for each other just like any others do. We like each other, love each other, make each other laugh and beleive that each other is the best lover ever. How could we be soooo lucky? We love and accept each other warts, age, stinky feet and all and never notice anything outside our world together.

We are a couple sometimes a three, you may get any or all of us. We play with her.

Have rope, basement and van. Will travel.

You'll know us by the big O on the side of the van. Pay no attention to the screams coming from the back, they are of joy. Tell your neighbors its only pest control.

Wives, sisters, daughters, grandmothers, aunts, teachers, bosses or any other bitch being a problem? We will break her for you for free.

As a sideline, we inspect mini blinds effectiveness, Just get naked, turn on lights, and open blinds. We will send you a free report of entertainment value and erotic factor. Arousal scale readings included. Ask for your copies of the photos and they will be sent for a small handling fee.

Remember, we still don't like DICKS so don't fuck with us if you have one.

I was listening to the radio a couple days ago and heard a swampop group singing about lovin me cajun style.

I've heard all kinds of things said to describe lovin and hot sex. I like Raw Doggin wild monkey luv the best. It does have a hot, wild, scream and holler, blackout orgasmic sound to it. Just hearing it said paints a picture of excitement arousing the xxxxx. Add a few close friends, some favorite toys and oils, James Brown and early funk to get the groove right, and some favorite mood enhancers. The thrill, energy,and raw lust is overwhelming. I think I need a break mmmmmmm, Dan get your ass over here.............

The idea of "cajun style" hit a spot in me that created a fantasy needing to be thought out. Of course a fantansy always developes when my mind wraps around a sexual phrase or description.

What would "cajun style" be. Spicey and hot comes to mind since all "cajun" food is hot and spicey. Most people believe this though it is not true, Alot of it is but a great deal of the food is about rich sauces with spices unususal to the more traditional diet.

I grew up with a stepfather from south La. Calling himself a Coonass ahcajun he fit the cajun concept completely. In heritage culture language and ancestry. Most of us had trouble pronouncing his and his relatives names but they were as common below Lafayette as Smith or Jones. My step-relatives are warm passionate people with a zest for life. Comfortable and loving they made any who knew them feel like family.

So what is cajun style? To me it would mean deep passionate slow loving with spice, intensly romantic. The pace of a romantic waltz highlighted with swamp boogie and zydico , cher.

Nice sweet picture. mmmmmmmmm Dan get over here............