Hell on earth is having a 27 yo lesbian couple living next door to you who are Michael Jackson fans. The bottom is arguing with the tops MOM on some fucking song. Yes they are having an MJack birthday party. Can't believe they have the MJack version of the Beatles "Come Together".
I thought Journey was bad enough but MJ is way toooooooooooooo much.

Ok - I need to clear one thing up. I AM NOT SUICIDAL! In my blog from yesterday I was trying to use an analogy for how dull the knives I was left with were. I should have added "my wrists or any form of dead animal".

I want to thank everyone for the nice comments and pms. It means alot to know that people still care.

What the fuck happened to the great american pickup truck? Since I have no vehicle at the moment I went to the dealership I bought the last car at. Told them I wanted a standard cab, 6 ft bed, rear wheel drive with a hemi. The salesperson laughed at me. Asked if I wanted an 8 track too. Motherfucker. All the damn trucks have been sodomized by four door sedan. Only way to not get four doors on a truck is to order it. Well that would be peachy expect Chryler ain't making vehicles right. You can't order one. Looked at the Ford dealer on Friday and all they had were crew cabs. I'm thinking Obama is right - make everyone drive a fucking fiat 600 or a smart car.

Twice grilled brats are REALLY good. Did brats last night but had three left over. Threw some corn on the grill tonight and figured what the hell. Last 10 minutes put the brats on. Man did they get nice and crispy, heated all the way thru. I think I liked them better the second day.

In the last 6 days I have done more exercise from walking or riding my bicycle then I have done in the last 6 years in total. My legs and ass are feeling it. Walking back from Safeway this afternoon was my version of the Bataan Death March. But I know in a few weeks it will start to show both physically and in the blood tests.

Yahoo said try the new front page. They did not say you are now in bondage to it. I want my old page back.

About it for now. But I am plotting on how to do the peeing my underware thing. hehe

Not sure how much I will be on here in the near future. Hopefully enought to check the blogs and catch new pics of my fav peeps.

Week started out bad with the wife leaving me. Not sure if we will get back together or not. Things that really pissed me off was she took the all of the good kitchen knives (left me with things I couldn't slit my wrists with) and the car. Good news is I am getting in shape walking and bike riding until I pick up another vehicle.

Then today the redneck neighbors moved. They even moved the slide in camper that the son lived in. It is a sad day in the neighborhood I tell ya. The woman they were renting from gave the house back to Bank of America and they auctioned it. Sure the new owner is nothing but spec trash who will rent to anyone with first and last months rent.

I got a strange request this week too. The woman asked if I would take a pic or video of me peeing in my underwear? WTF You want me to pee my undies and take a pic. Now I am not into pee (I will give a GS if asked nice but that is it) but this could be fun. If I do maybe I'll take it outside. Maybe do a video so the woman can see the whole thing unfold (so to speak). That might be a great way to end a really horrible week.

MOUNT PLEASANT, Wis. – One southern Wisconsin homeowner is probably not in love with the Oscar Mayer wiener. The famed hot dog's Wienermobile crashed Friday into the deck and garage of a home in Mount Pleasant, about 35 miles south of Milwaukee.

Police said the driver was trying to turn the Wienermobile around in the driveway and thought she was moving in reverse. But she instead went forward and hit the home. It sat in the driveway as if it were stuck in the garage Friday afternoon

/me Guess they found out that the wienermobile is no limp hot dog.
Even worse - the joke I posted right before this will get lost. I like the previous joke.

A lady came into the kitchen to find her hubby slacking around. She asked what are you doing?
Hunting flies.
Oh! Kill any?
Yea 3 males and 2 females.
She asked how do you know?
He says cuz 3 were on my beer and 2 were on the phone.

The world is coming to an end. We are having rain in the tri-valley of the Bay Area. WE NEVER HAVE RAIN IN JULY. It is a serious sign of the end of the world. LOL

OO_Fun was in the area on business last month. We did some pics. More will be posted after I make some edits. Just happy that I am finally able to post again.

To all my fellow yanks - Have a happy and safe Fourth of July.

And for those you east of the bankrupt state, hope you have good weather. One thing I don't miss about the midwest is the storms that fuck up your plans for the fourth. I feel for ya Ram.

Got ribs smoking on the grill, ice cold beer, 85 and sunny. So I got nothing to complain about today.

Since it is not D-Day yet but close enough, I want to thank all the peeps on NN for wishing me a happy birthday thru blog and pm. You guys are great. Thanks.
And foxi you will always be older than I, mdguy I know I need some new pics, oo_fun thinks that too so maybe she will help me out here. hehe North and South I will keep making comments always with the idea they are humourous (ok my humour is stange at times) and finally dawney glad to meet you . To all the other I didn't mention, I love ya. xoxoxo

Nothing to really bitch about and no real major wierdness happening in my life.

So guess I will get to my 54th birthday! Under 26-1/4 hours until I click over to another year.

Speaking of getting older, man - Herb Albert is at Yoshi's in the city this week. Just had a filler on the news. He has a great aging biker look. Beard, gray hair and almost a mullet. Almost makes me jealous -