Just to let you know I will be taking an extended break for a while, it was a toss up, take a long break or delete the account but I've made too many friends to delete. My head is not in a good place at the moment and I think a complete break is required rather than lurking on the sidelines. I'll be staying in touch with Lil Bunz so if anyone gets the big lottery win and wants to share I can be reached lol. Take care ALL and I will be back in the hopefully not too distant future. x

Well if you hadn't guessed I've not been about much over the last few days. I'm ok just not feeling very sociable at the moment, mainly due to giving up smoking ( not had one since last wednesday) and latest trip to the doctor!! Off for more x-rays tomorrow and possibly referal to a neurologist depending on the results. And the hope of returning to work soon has been dashed as well, have been signed off for 2 months this time. Will see you on status in the next day or two

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Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Vodka, a bodle of Baileys, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, 1/2 chesecke an a bocs a choclezt. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fel ar in ned ov innr piss.

“I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off.”

“I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage.”

“And their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence.”

“I wish to report that the tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof, I think it was that bad wind the other night that blew them off.”

“I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall.”

“Will you please send someone to mend the garden path, my wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant.”

“I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.”

“50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster and the rest are just plan filthy.”

“The toilet is blocked an we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.”

“Will you please send a man to look at my water - it is a funny colour and not fit to drink.”

“Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.”

“I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6.00am his cock wakes me up and its now getting too much for me.”

“The man next door has a large erection in the garden which is unsightly and dangerous.”

“Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two small children and would like a third so please send someone round to do something about it.”

“I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man I have on top of me every night.”

“Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.”

“I have had the clerk of the works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfaction.”

“My bush is really overgrown around the front and my back passage has fungus on it.”

“He’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can’t take it any more.”

Are my lips unkissable? Are my eyes unlookable?
Is my skin untouchable? Am I unlovable?
Cynical,jaded,faithless,disappointed,disillusioned,used
If I could take back all my sweat my tears my sex my joy I would
my time my love my effort passion dedication
In case of mistaken identity I gave these things to you
I sound angry, bitter, sad, infatuated It's the truth
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, just a few
stages of acceptance that it's really over
It's just so complicated
I'm stupid for believing in you

You made me feel like my father never loved me
You made me feel like the act of love is empty
Am I so unlovable?
Is my skin untouchable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you don't like?

I had your back I held you up I told you you were good enough
It was not reciprocated You kept affection and yourself apart
You fed your love to me like crumbs to pigeons in the park
Sometimes I think it satisfied to see me begging like a dog
I was enamored you were king I gave my everything
Because sometimes you showed me just a hint of you within
For just a moment I romanticized the notion
I could take away the torment
I could love you like they never did

You made me feel Like my father never loved me
You made me feel Like the act of love is empty
Am I so unlovable?
Is my skin untouchable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you don't like?
You make me feel Like my mother she abandoned me
You make me feel Like the act of love is empty
Am I so unlovable?
Is my heart unbreakable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you despise?

Are my lips unkissable? Are my eyes unlookable?
Is my sex undoable? Am I unlovable?
Are my words unlistenable? Are my hands untouchable?
Am I undesirable? Am I unlovable?

You made me feel Like my father never loved me
You made me feel Like the act of love is empty
Am I So unlovable?
Is my skin untouchable?
Do I Remind you of a part of you you don't like?
You make me feel Like my mother she abandoned me
You make feel Like the act of love is empty
Am I so unlovable?
Is my heart unbreakable?
Do I remind you of a part of you that you despise?
You make me feel Like my father never loved me
You make me feel Like my mother she abandoned me
You make me feel Like my father never loved me
You make me feel Like my mother she abandoned me

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Every day is so wonderful
And suddenly, i saw debris
Now and then, I get insecure
From all the pain, I'm so ashamed

I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today

To all your friends, you're delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Trying hard to fill the emptiness
The piece is gone left the puzzle undone
That's the way it is

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down
Don't you bring me down today...

No matter what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what they say
(no matter what they say)
When the sun is shining through
Then the clouds won't stay


And everywhere we go
(everywhere we go)
The sun won't always shine
(sun won't always shine)
But tomorrow will find a way
All the other times

'cause we are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won't bring us down, oh no
We are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring us down
Don't you bring me down today

Don't you bring me down today
Don't you bring me down today