I am honest and fairly easy going. I do not like liars or people who need constant attention. I don't expect everyone to like me and those who dont, oh fucking well. I have three children and a husband. I am not happily married and trying to get a divorce. When I first joined this site my self esteem was so low, but this site made me realize that I am sexy and that there are other people out there to talk to.

The
Washcloth.............


This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a woman
alive today who won't crack up over this!


I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am . I had only just packed everyone off to work and
school, and it was already around 8:45am . The trip to his office took about 35
minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.


As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making
such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting
next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was
at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.


I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing
the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the
other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a
million miles away.


I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort
this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.


After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the
day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.


After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the
bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the
cupboard.


She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'


Never going back to that doctor ever !!!