TorrieTits: Big thick stubby dicks. Don't always have to be long, but they need to be thick and veiny. Love taking those while I lie back with my legs open.
lonelunaticin recorded human history there has been less than three hundred days peace. u got a better chance winning the loto whilst riding a shark and struck by lightning
5 years ago
stretchHow much sausage should one man have to tolerate getting shoved in his face before he becomes the xxxxxxxxx feared by any and all sausages?
lonelunaticas a house warming a friend slipped me some sausage, not very long but wide and rock hard. so i put the bratwurst in my freezer
5 years ago
stretchI hope everyone notices that Ol' Uncle Stretch ain't complaining about nothing. No sir, he only says what he is supposed to. Happy happy joy joy.
stretchI admit there was also some fried alligator eaten but it has never produced these type results before.
8 years ago
stretchSo... I stop off at a couple of camsites every morning just for grins. I recently saw a female who listed a fart on he pricelist. What is the value of a camfart in your books?
stretchSo.... I go to Mellow Mushroom for lunch to go. I forget my glasses. Not good for menu reading. Ended up with a Gourmet White. It all worked out, after I pulled the Roma tomatoes off.