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Evil, dishonest, sadistic and a whole lot of fun.

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stretch Whether you like it or whether you don't, that's the way The Astros do it!
2 years ago  Â·  1 comment
Raven2005 Must have been The Andromeda Strain ! ohmy
2 years ago
stretch Okay Emu.
4 years ago  Â·  20 comments (show all)
stretch That is just us. The entire world needs it to fix this problem. Honestly, more people than want it need to get it. Slippery slope but true.
4 years ago
EmuLater I agree with you.
4 years ago
stretch A good nice long slow Stretch. It is what the body needs sometimes.
4 years ago  Â·  4 comments (show all)
4 years ago
OldTroubador We can't help ourselves Gotta. It's in our nature.
4 years ago
stretch If mr. zipper shows up the gang will all be accounted for.
5 years ago  Â·  1 comment
stretch Any minute now.
5 years ago
stretch At the risk of sounding like Rodney king....... Can't we all get along?
5 years ago  Â·  19 comments (show all)
anon_a_moose69 we are ave peas in our times
5 years ago
lonelunatic in recorded human history there has been less than three hundred days peace. u got a better chance winning the loto whilst riding a shark and struck by lightning
5 years ago
stretch How much sausage should one man have to tolerate getting shoved in his face before he becomes the xxxxxxxxx feared by any and all sausages?
5 years ago  Â·  30 comments (show all)
lip2lip I would of eatin it myself lol
5 years ago
lonelunatic as a house warming a friend slipped me some sausage, not very long but wide and rock hard. so i put the bratwurst in my freezer
5 years ago
stretch I hope everyone notices that Ol' Uncle Stretch ain't complaining about nothing. No sir, he only says what he is supposed to. Happy happy joy joy.
6 years ago  Â·  62 comments (show all)
stretch Yes indeedy.
6 years ago
Artistic nothing to see here, nope, just moooove along
6 years ago
stretch I was just told I have violated the 3 tequila shot rule. Fuck me to tears.
7 years ago  Â·  23 comments (show all)
DubbleStrubble Tell me somethang i doan nose wink
7 years ago
stretch Got nuthin.
7 years ago
stretch Wetter than a wet thing.
8 years ago  Â·  15 comments (show all)
stretch Donnie has the bestest words.
8 years ago
DubbleStrubble Bigly ..........
8 years ago
stretch Gentlemen, once they are spoilt it is all but over. Proceed with great caution.
8 years ago  Â·  26 comments (show all)
stretch You might want to drink the bleach and pour the tequila in your eyes this time.
8 years ago
LordRebellion Lmao! You're right - that might be more effective in this situation
8 years ago
stretch Now we have photo comments deleted without the poster objecting. Fuck me to tears.
8 years ago  Â·  6 comments (show all)
mrsUnderDog59 Hello stretch smile smile xxoo..............smile smile..........hug and kotc
8 years ago
juicy I have the notion if you have the motion wink
8 years ago
stretch Da fuq ewe sae.
8 years ago  Â·  6 comments (show all)
theroyalcouple whale oil beef hooked
8 years ago
Jacknjenny sofa king clever
8 years ago
stretch So many echos...............
9 years ago  Â·  17 comments (show all)
lynskey load of codswallop wink
8 years ago
stretch I admit there was also some fried alligator eaten but it has never produced these type results before.
8 years ago
stretch So... I stop off at a couple of camsites every morning just for grins. I recently saw a female who listed a fart on he pricelist. What is the value of a camfart in your books?
9 years ago  Â·  93 comments (show all)
DubbleStrubble I think we decided the only way of verifying a genuine camfart was by viewing the orifice during said expulsion.
9 years ago
steelrat60 Um.... no LOL
9 years ago
stretch So.... I go to Mellow Mushroom for lunch to go. I forget my glasses. Not good for menu reading. Ended up with a Gourmet White. It all worked out, after I pulled the Roma tomatoes off.
9 years ago  Â·  8 comments (show all)
DubbleStrubble I'd fold them if he shared that pizza with me!
9 years ago
stretch Gotta order bigger pizzas.
9 years ago
stretch She showed me her cock.
9 years ago  Â·  29 comments (show all)
DubbleStrubble June 8th
9 years ago
stretch June 8th only comes around once a decade.
9 years ago
stretch I feel a new block coming on.............
9 years ago  Â·  22 comments (show all)
LordRebellion Anyways. Carry on. grin
9 years ago
stretch I buy my grandkids extras so they don't run out.
9 years ago
stretch Then she tells me she wouldn't pay 1200 quid for it........
9 years ago  Â·  28 comments (show all)
stretch Yet.
9 years ago
DubbleStrubble ^^^^ British for "yit".
9 years ago
stretch Stretch missed Klark92's cam show.
9 years ago  Â·  7 comments (show all)
imnotreallyhere2 Kirk stretches a big...NO! NO! Nurse...the brain bleach please.
9 years ago
9 years ago
stretch For the record... I did polish DS's knob once I found it.
9 years ago  Â·  3 comments (show all)
stretch Yeah, but it did shine.
9 years ago
Revord2 Different strokes for different folks
9 years ago
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