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I was born in 1973, I don't remember much until around 1987 when I bought parachute pants, that changed me somehow. I never toured with Duran Duran but sometimes I think I did. I enjoy pickles quite a bit.
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| Tuesday, February 15, 2005, 2:09:32 AM- Yet more things I've learned recently.... | ||||||
-If you get sprayed with pepper spray, it doesn't really mean the relationship is 'over'. -More often than not, 6 month old sour cream isn't good for you. -If children are our future, does that mean our future will consist of cartoons I don't understand? -I've never complimented a woman on her eye lids. Thats it, folks. I've been dull this week and work is an awful affliction, please avoid it. | ||||||
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| Saturday, February 12, 2005, 2:33:36 AM- Jive. | ||
Friday night, 9:29 EST-I just realized there are no more Greek 'thinkers'. I mean, I'm sure people think in Greece, but you know, you spend half of college hearing about the 'greats'...Plato, Aristotle, Testiclese...and now? Not a fucking peep out of those cats. Weird. Friday night 9:35 EST-I need to find a hobby. Friday night 9:36 EST-I haven't found one yet. | ||
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| Thursday, February 10, 2005, 10:45:52 PM- On being a clit. | ||||||
Short note today, have to catch up on my laundry and watching my nieghbor's dog shit in my yard...apathy is good. I work with a lady who has a speech impediment. I normally wouldn't make fun of her, but since it involves my name, I've got rights. My name is different and rhymes with 'DAY'(no, my name isn't 'Gay'..although I wish I could dress with more sense). So I'm in a meeting with my boss and a few other comrades, and she says 'Clit, do you want to go to lunch with us?'. How can one respond? Sure I wanted to go to lunch, but 'Clit'? WTF? So, I'm the office clit now. I guess in a way I was destined for it. I'm sensitive and don't get a lot of attention from others. (HA! Get it kids???!! Shit, I'm tired.) This is sadly a true story, I can't make this jive up, ask my mum. Off to watch the dog, take care, you're good people. | ||||||
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| Thursday, February 10, 2005, 12:29:06 AM- Things I've recently learned..... | ||||||
-For someone that doesn't take drugs, I probably should. -Orange is my new favorite color, blue never did shit for me, anyway. -No matter who you are, you can quite get past that fact. -I'm starting to enjoy fruit again. -I've heard 2 songs called '5:15' now, and I like them both, what are the odds? -My taste in music gets progressively worse as I get older. John Tesh at 40 years old, mark my word. | ||||||
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