Picture this.
There we were in the ER waiting for permission to see my sons fiance. As my ex (father of my boys) and I sat there, he leans in and whispers "I wonder just how many germs we are sucking up in here? You better hold your breath" So I whisper back "You know how long I can hold my breath, I sucked your cock for many years" Man did we laaaaaaaugh!!!
Anyhoo, we sat there for hours inhaling the germs. Even when we were allowed to go into the exam areas, all four of us were taking in and sucking up those wonderful germs.
Well here I am, right on time for the incubation period for the germs to manifest in my system. You guessed it..I am sick. On Thursday morning I woke up with a sore throat, fever and nose/chest congestion. DAMN EMERGENCY ROOM FULL OF SICK PEOPLE!! How dare they be there!

Meet my happy lil germs. This is how I picture them.


Today at work I was trying to do my job and assist others, but it wasn't quite the same. It's hard to be taken seriously or take control when you have a funny voice, can't breathe, hack your lungs up every few minutes and you can't say your T's, N's or various other letters important for proper annunciation...lol. That sounds pretty doesn't it?

This too shall pass. Unlike men, I won't die from this.

I wonder how many people purchased this contraption? I am guessing that thousands of people did. I know for a fact that consumers are pretty dumb.



I can honestly say, that I have never had this problem.
So riddle me this? How do you get rid of the white marks left behind from the thing you inserted between your ass cheeks?
Hhhmmmmm?

During my walk, I thought about what is ahead for me. What I might or might not do. I have a few interviews lined up and hope for many more. I like what I do, but I want more with my career. I am going to attack this year! It's time.

A visitor to the office walked in and said "Happy New Year" to everyone. When she left, one of the officers brought up an interesting debate on how long must we hear those words. How long past January 1st do we say Happy New Year to others?

What is the expiration date on that sentiment?
A few days? A week? Your thoughts?

My best friend asked: "Has a guy ever done this to you?"

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So ladies...and well.....gents...lol.
Has this ever happened to you?

Never anger a curb....tee hee hee.
Semper Fi!!!!

1. Both New Years Eves when I felt my sons kick inside the womb.
2. 2007. The last New Years Eve I had with my Dad. We played his records and sang all night long.
3. 2009. I was living in AZ at the time. A friend from California showed up unexpectedly and surprised me with a visit. I hadn't seen him in over 4 years. It was a night that I won't forget. Friends are special to me and he is still in my heart.
4. 1991 into 1992. I rang in the New Year with my very first DUI Checkpoint assignment. Now that was one hell of a night! What a rush!!
5. 1980. I was with all of my sisters and my brother. We discovered that you can actually get sick to your tummy from laughing so much. Especially when the topic for the night was our Mother....lol....good times!

Do you have a favorite? We all do. Our emotions won't let us forget about them.

"Whether we want them or not, the New Year will bring new challenges. Whether we seize them or not, the New Year will bring new opportunities" Michael Josephson

What will come my way in 2014? I have no clue. Challenges? You bet. Life is full of them. Opportunities? I hope so!!!

To everyone on the other side of the world...I hope you made it safely into 2014.
To those who await the New Year; I also wish you a safe passage into 2014.

The can joke around too.


They have a dangerous job.


Many times, they never know what will happen late at night.


They get to learn cool stuff, like the Fish Tail Maneuver.


They get to laugh now and then.


They are big softies sometimes.


Just a little bit of what happens.

My Personal Life.
I could mention all of the lessons in life that have been passed on to me or things that I have learned on my own. But lordy! It would take up a great deal of space. So I will only mention a few.
*Never apologize for something you did not do.
*Admit mistakes. No one is perfect. Not even God.
*Take responsibility for what you feel or believe. Don’t flip flop. It only makes you look like you don’t have strength
*Be yourself. Changing who you are will confuse those around you and you as a person.
*Be happy and don’t let poison into your life. It will drag you down and weaken your defenses.
*Don’t let anyone take your smile. They do not deserve to take something that they didn't earn.
*Speak up when asked.
*Not everyone is going to like you. Get over it and move on.
*Live by the rules you have made for yourself and the rules set upon you in your career.
*Don’t be phony. Changing your personality to suit each individual around you, is just that…phony.
*Trust only those in your inner circle and take your time trusting others who haven’t earned the trust.
*Be suspicious of things that cause you to go ..hmmm??
*Don’t insult others who have been in your shoes or have faced the same life’s measures that you have gone through.
*Be strong in faith and know that you cannot control what others think. You know who you are.
*Be proud of the things you have achieved and the mountains you have trekked over.
*Be beautiful for yourself and no one else.
*Don’t live a fantasy life. Dream and wish and hope things work out the way you want them to work out.

My life on NN. Now this will mirror the above mentioned points….but with a twist. So keep reading.
*Never apologize for something you didn’t do.
*Admit mistakes. No one is perfect. Not even God.
*Some do not care for my beliefs / morals. At least I take responsibility and have the strength for what I feel or believe & don’t flip flop.
*I'm myself & never changed. I did leave for work one time but didn't hide when I returned. Now some members have changed their names because their name did not suit their true self on NN.
*This place makes me happy. It always has. Many have tried to make it or me miserable, but it never works. You won’t drag me down. Poison is not a part of my life and you won’t weaken me.
*Don’t let anyone take your smile. They are not worth taking something that they did not earn.
*I do speak up. I go about my time on NN and voice an opinion on something that is put before me. I'm not the only one who does. If you like don’t what it is, then fine. No big deal.
*Not everyone is going to like you. Get over it and move on. If you like me, fine. If not? Big deal. I do not care.
*I live by the rules & mention them to others. I'm not a mod, but mods need help. Read my blog on why I assist the Mods. If something is suspicious, I will say it. I'm not the only one.
*Phony? If I embellished who I am and my life, my ex would speak up. He is on the site. He knows me all too well. Of course he would know me…he named me. My life is what it is and those in my inner circle know this.
*Trust only those in your inner circle and take your time trusting others who haven’t earned the trust.
*Be suspicious of what makes you go hhmm? I call out things that make me wonder. I'm not the only one.
*Don’t insult others who have been in your shoes. EXAMPLE: If I ridicule someone for being divorced I would look like a fool. After all, I am divorced too. Another example: Lemonies husband called me a slut & cunt for being here. Lemonie was here too...Hello? Kettle meet Pot.
*Be strong in faith and know that you cannot control what others think. You know who you are.
*Be proud of the things you have achieved and the mountains you have trekked over.
*I don’t post on this site because I need praise or lack confidence. MORE POWER TO THOSE WHO DO. I understand and won’t ridicule you for it. We are all here for different reasons. I am confident and come by it naturally. Be beautiful for yourself and no one else.
*Don’t live a fantasy life. My life is normal with its ups and downs. I don’t embellish my life. If I did, the people who have known me for years on this site would have seen it by now. Some have my work number and some have my address. I dream and usually make my own dreams come true.
*Some members come here to live a different life on NN and to escape from what is or isn't in their personal lives. Escape is good for some. Luckily, I don’t have to do it. I like my life the way it is.

So you see my dear NNers. My life and who I am on and off NN mirror one another. No illusions, no fake photos, no exaggerated moments. I know too many people on this site and they know me and have spoken to me. I wonder if one particular member who is calling the kettle black will see this? I doubt it. Life will go on….off or on NN.