When I count to 3 and snap my fingers....wake up, bring me some tea and rub my feet.

1.........2............3.........*SNAP*

I'm a dog lover...what can I say...lol







xoxo

If you walk on rocks in high heels, what are the odds of you falling? Pretty high!!!!!
I saw this woman taking a short cut (not a sidewalk) across some gravel in the garden. She fell, got up, wiped her knees, brushed off her pants and had the look of embarrassment on her face. I admit it, I kind of giggled....lol. Not at her fall, but at her own stupidity.

She knew that I had noticed her falling and as she walked by me she says "I should tell the grounds crew to put up a warning sign"
Oh yes, I went there! (did you expect me not to?)
My reply; "Like what? "Your lack of common sense is not our fault?"

lol....oooh she called me a bad bad word. I wonder if she kisses her kids with that mouth?

Our hearts feel heavy when we are in pain.
This is because when the heart breaks, it creates a cavern that gets filled with our tears.



But, a crack can be mended, a break can be fixed and a cavern can be filled with something other than tears......they are called "smiles"

Anal Bleaching.

Why?
Does it tickle?
What are the benefits?
Where are the training classes for those who want to learn?
How much does it pay?
Is there hazard pay for those unsuspecting moments?



I like to keep things light around here at work...lol

When licking an envelope, don't run the paper too close to the corner of your mouth.
Paper cuts hurt so much more around the lip area than on your fingers.

Later on, don't forget about the paper cut on your mouth and eat pickles.
Seriously, don't.



Go ahead and laugh.....if you do.....may a bug crawl up your leg as you sleep.

Sis M called me here at work. My assistant says "You have M on the line" I think ??????. I start off with asking her if everything is alright because no one calls me at work. She must have tried so many times to call the cell, which by the way is down in my truck. Anyhoo, everything is okay. *whew*
What was so important? She was getting ready to run her errands and her regular bike has a flat, so she wanted to know if using the bike she has for 2 riders would look funny. Of course I did the rolling of the eyes, the tossing of the pen in the air added with the palm to the forehead.

Me: M, just strap one of the girls stuffed animals to the back seat.
M: Noooo, don't be silly. I will look funny.
Me: M, you wear rolled up jeans to your knees, with polka dot socks and over sized neon crocs and 4 sweaters... trust me, you already look silly.
M: I'm not wearing crocs today, I'm wearing sandals with my striped socks.



That folks was the emergency to call me here at work. Which by the way, break time is over and I am off!

I have been asked and I promised to blog the dress I wore last Saturday Night. It wasn't the dress I originally put on hold at the vintage shop. The other one didn't fit my boobs.....lol. So I found this 40's era cocktail dress. I love a simple black dress. The best part about choosing a dress for dancing is how it swirls and twirls when you make your moves...*tee hee* And boy did it! You cannot see it clearly, but the dress is satin and velvet. Underneath is fluffy crinoline...ooo la la. Believe it or not, my favorite part about this dress, is the collar. It is wide and gets wider in the back and dips down. God I am a goof when it comes to this stuff.....lol



These are the shoes that I selected. It was fate that the dress I bought matched perfectly to the Patent Leather Heels I had in my closet. I love these shoes!
And I wore my former mom in laws brooch. She gave this to me when I was 18 years old. She wore it in college to her prom. It's was given to her in the 1930's. It means so much to me. And I cherish it.


I had a great last weekend! Another Ball is coming up in October and I have already been asked to attend. YEAH!

Hairy stockings keep pervs away, insists odd social-media post
[Source] Trending topic: hairy stockings; msnNOW.com 2 hrs ago

An image reportedly going viral on Sina Weibo, China's answer to Twitter, will send pretty much anyone — woman, man, gorilla — looking for a razor. The pic shows a pair of legs of difficult-to-determine gender with a full, furry coat of hair stretching from thigh to ankle, where a pair of contrastingly nonhairy feet emerge. "Super sexy, summertime anti-pervert full-leg-of-hair stockings, essential for all young girls going out," the social media poster writes, according to a translation offered by China trend watcher ChinaSMACK. Surely it's a joke, right? Please? Commenters remain intrigued. "Essential for the subway?" wonders one. Others are unimpressed: "If it has come to this, why not just wear pants?"
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What will they think of next to make a woman appear unattractive? ?Eu De La Barf?

Tell me guys? Do hairy legs detour you from being with a woman?

This is your blog challenge for next weeks games. Find a song from the year of your choice. Any era and any genre of music: Rock, Rap, Classical, Country, Reggae, Hip Hop or hell...even Polka. Pick a year from the 60's on up to the present.

Find a song that suits you and "Strike A Pose" that mimics the song.
You know you want to "Shake Your Groove Thing"

Here are just some examples. YOU DON'T have to use these songs, they are JUST EXAMPLES.
Chantilly Lace - Big Bopper ** Folsom Prison Blues - Johnny Cash
American Pie - Don McLean ** Le Freak - Chic
Walk Like An Egyptian - The Bangles ** Bette Davis Eyes - Kim Carnes
Dunkie Butt - 12 Gauge ** Genie In A Bottle - Christina Aguilera

The Rules are:
** You don't have to be nude if you don't want to be. Nudes or Non Nudes, that is your choice.
** 1 to 4 pics in your blog.
** Title your blog the name of the challenge "Strike A Pose"
** NO PHOTO SHOPPING IS ALLOWED. But you can write on your pic with photo shop.
** You are not allowed to use old photos.
**When the times comes, post the participants of the blog challenge under your pics.
** We play in 8 days. This means one week from this Monday and Tuesday. The players have grown in numbers, so we will be posting on both Monday and Tuesday.

Use your imagination and have fun with a few songs. Nude or not, the fun is always there.
As Kool and the Gang would say "Get Down On It" and show us all what you can do!

Remember to "Strike A Pose" "Walk Like An Egyptian" or break out of your "Folsom Prison Blues"


Now go find a song of your choice and let the games begin!!