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Optical Illusion Man

  • This member has been with us 20 years or more! (Joined 20.7 years ago)
  • 50 years old
  • Male
  • Joined 20 years ago
  • 3,197 views

About Me

I am:
Male
Location:
Ontario, Canada
Sexual Preference:
Girls
Am Seeking:
No one at the moment
Marital Status:
Single
Children:

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My Current Status

My now EX gave me the gift that keeps on giving. An STD. Now I feel disgusting and like I'll never have sex again. 😮‍💨

Interests

Arts / Crafts
Computers / Internet
Cooking
Food / Wine
Hiking / Camping
Literature / History
Movies / Cinema
Museums / Galleries
Music
Nature
Shopping
Theatre / Ballet
Stuff. Things. Stuff and things together
on occasion.

Zodiac

Scorpio

Spoken Languages

ENEnglish

Up for...

Casual Chat Room Talk
A Private Photo Shoot
A New Friend
Cyber Sex w/cam
Group Sex
A Fuck Buddy

My Favourites

Moviethe Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
Actor / ActressChristian Bale
BookBeautiful Losers
AuthorAmanda Filipacchi
BandFrank Ocean, Hot Chip, Nero, Modestep
SongInto My Arms - Prick
Pastimegetting high when I should be getting constructive
DrinkVodka/Cran, Rye and Ginger, Lech
FoodThai
TV ShowCalifornication
Thing's that make you go, Hmmm?!
Sex positionYour Legs. My Shoulders. Good Times.

My Professional Life

Education:
Employment Status:
Industry:
Other
Job Role:

My Appearance

Race/Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White)
Body Type:
Average
Body Shape:
Weight:
160lbs (11st 6lbs) (72.6kg)
Height:
5' 10" (179cm)
Eye Colour:
Hazel
Hair Colour:
Light Brown
Best Feature:
Hands
Pubic Hair:
Trimmed
Tatoos:
None
Piercings:
None
Penis Length:
Penis Girth:
Circumcised:
No

Lifestyle

Smoking:
No
Drinking:
Socially
Food Preference:
Non-vegetarian
Religion:
Other
Sense of Humour:
Dry / Sarcastic
Social Behaviour:
Shy
Personality:
Flirter
Libido:
High
Kinkiest place I've had sex:
numerous alleys, parks, and dark corners all over Toronto...possibly even your backyard.

Self Description

What makes me happy Thunder storms, Soft clothing/fabric, Fall and when people smile back.
What makes me sad Those that lack any empathy at all.
What makes me mad People that leave their dogs tied up outside a restaurant while they enjoy dinner.
My bad habits You!

My Final Thought

If I could live anywhere it would be...

...lake front in the forest surrounded by trees. Oh what bliss that would be. uck

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