Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives a thirst, but a cactus can. Not every fucktard can read, but look at you go little buddy! So many big words about plants and shit at the beginning, you thought this was an article about planting daises..and maybe it is! But today take a moment and embrace yourself, because somewhere out there, somebody, maybe gives a fuck about you..not me, but somebody..like that Beatles song! awww just kidding, i like you , you little fucker..i dont care if u lick windows or screw farm animals, you hang in there cupcake, cuz you are fucking special.. look at you smilling at the screen you crayon eating motherfucker! It's all about piss and love and multi-culti and shit like that right
what else can i say.. i was raised by the ninjas in the mountains of tibet
i belive in aliens but i worship the sun and pray to the all mighty bonjovi...sometimes i change a lightbulb while listening to the Macgyver theme song...most of the time i daydream about all the wonderful and deep quotes i read here, under the naked pics of vahinas..cuz cunts and quotes go hand in hand togeter...now the cool kids read it to this far, the uncool are still wondering, which Beatle song did this asshole meant!
My Current Status:
Coffee is served, good morning fuckers and fuckaretts 😘