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Mon, 14-Jan-13 6:06 PM (11 years ago)
its a beautiful day for a naked stroll in the woods
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Thu, 25-Oct-12 7:19 PM (11 years ago)
is it wrong that i am sitting in a catholic church parking lot looking at porn?
sexybitch76shuby likes this
Bah, wasnt like it was hard with that material. Like candy from a baby.
(11 years ago)
lol not the ones from round here, unless you like abuse from cider drinking teenage girls
(11 years ago)
You're not getting that statue from kirkj ass anywhere near my brain.
(12 years ago)
Ya know, sometimes I wonder if kirkj sees all the stuff we say here about him and feel bad....then I drink some Nyquil.
(12 years ago)
lmfao cartman, that was a fat NO, I just laughed when i read that.
(12 years ago)
Wed, 23-Nov-11 8:23 PM (12 years ago)
im going to masterbate in the walmart fitting room
security cameras in the cirling, you may find yourself in a cell getting more than masterbate by your cell mate..be careful!
(12 years ago)
it's illegal here to have cameras in fitting rooms or tanning booths. but that doesn't mean they can't hear you
(12 years ago)
Mon, 21-Nov-11 3:34 PM (12 years ago)
i would fuck michelle obama - shes a hot black milf
Fri, 21-Oct-11 8:26 PM (12 years ago)
anyone want to get together and hang out nude tonight?
Thu, 20-Oct-11 7:53 PM (12 years ago)
just drove home from work with no pants on. a few people saw my hard-on