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Sat, 24-Oct-20 7:12 PM (3 years ago)
"It's autumn in her mouth and all her tongue can do is rustle"!
Tahca likes this
Fri, 23-Oct-20 11:28 PM (3 years ago)
So many cliche's and so little time! "With experience comes wisdom, and with wisdom comes experience".
Tahca likes this
Fri, 23-Oct-20 10:58 PM (3 years ago)
Scorpio...in a weird mood tonight, must be the storms?
Wed, 13-May-20 11:43 PM (4 years ago)
I told my Dr's nurse the cheeto/jackoff joke today over the phone and she didnt stop laughing for 5 minutes!
Tue, 5-May-20 6:12 PM (4 years ago)
WOW! I havent jacked off this much since yesterday!
PApda likes this
Tue, 24-Mar-20 10:55 PM (4 years ago)
Uninstalled fb,twitter and instagram. I tired of hearing people whining about their kids being at home.
AdeleGingerRaine and LOVEXXXPORN like this
i liked it when the kids were home, i did alot of shift work. got a chance to see them more.
(4 years ago)
001Bella likes this
@ Bella I must keep missing the statuses where they complain about the kids being home
(4 years ago)
001Bella and clittylicker like this
Sun, 22-Mar-20 8:19 PM (4 years ago)
OK, thanks to some beautiful and sexy NN'ers I'm back on wanking schedule!!
riverguy likes this
Sun, 22-Mar-20 8:09 PM (4 years ago)
Having more sex than usual with the missus is upsetting playing havoc with my wankoff time at NN!
lennynatural and one_cunning like this
Sun, 22-Mar-20 3:47 PM (4 years ago)
Heck, I miss both ex'es and my secretary! It's a good thing I got remarried or I'd have a sore dick from jacking off so much!
Also read from a female health blogger from Texas U.S.A that drinking semen direct from the source or in a smoothie helps boost the immune system to protect against the Corona virus.
(4 years ago)
lip2lip likes this
Was the source an old husband?
(4 years ago)
The source huh! So a little snip here a little snip there, insert straw.....: D
(4 years ago)
lip2lip and LOVEXXXPORN like this
Hehe I'll bet the family farm that she instantly got a few million more male followers
(4 years ago)
TopCat57 likes this
Mon, 2-Dec-19 6:26 PM (4 years ago)
I'm suppose to be working but I'm perving women on NN and jackingoff!
LincolnSK and drippinwet like this
Thu, 12-Nov-15 7:38 PM (8 years ago)
Not much new, still jacking off to sexy NN women!
Seeking_playmate likes this