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Mon, 25-Dec-23 2:35 AM (126 days ago)
Nipples on strippers and tassels that swing, these are a few of my favorite things.
LOVEXXXPORN and nobozos like this
Thu, 16-Dec-21 12:31 AM (2 years ago)
Confession: I've been jerking off to Vanna White for nearly four decades.
LOVEXXXPORN and lennynatural like this
Gives new meaning for a dedicated fan
(2 years ago)
lennynatural and RockJohnson like this
Tue, 20-Oct-20 11:44 PM (3 years ago)
Because your tits are on my list of the best things in life...Numnumnumnumnumnumnum!
Tahca and happyhumper69 like this
😀 I’ll be singing that all night now.
(3 years ago)
John Oates always did look like a late 70's-early 80's porn actor
(3 years ago)
Tahca likes this
Thu, 15-Oct-20 10:42 PM (3 years ago)
Definition of a freak: Someone whose kinks are different than your own
happyhumper69 and juicy like this
Have a gook at Firebrand's profile pic......might wanna change pastry to gourds.....or something for a change anyway...
(3 years ago)
Sun, 8-Dec-19 6:23 PM (4 years ago)
Nipples on strippers and tassels that swing. These are a few of my favorite things.
naturallycurious likes this
Mon, 5-Aug-19 9:17 PM (4 years ago)
So happy NN exists. Showing one's penis to strangers is frowned upon at the supermarket
Shh_dont_tell likes this
Sun, 29-Oct-17 10:26 PM (6 years ago)
Because your tits are on my list of the best things in life...Numnumnumnumnumnumnum!
Fri, 23-Dec-16 5:47 PM (7 years ago)
Nipples on strippers and tassels that swing. These are a few of my favorite things.
Sat, 5-Mar-16 7:54 PM (8 years ago)
If I get cranky, put a tit in my mouth and I'll be happy. Some things never change.
TeaGardens likes this
I was about to say it needs to be a good sized one but then I realised that wasn't really true...!
(8 years ago)
VK you could cheer the whole of status up
(8 years ago)
Virgina_K and imnotreallyhere2 like this
Hello Rock xxoo............ ..........hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
RockJohnson likes this
Sun, 6-Dec-15 4:41 PM (8 years ago)
Nipples on strippers and tassels that swing. These are a few of my favorite things.
Hello RJ xxoo................ ...........hug and kotc
(8 years ago)
RockJohnson likes this
I just love exotic dancers period..I have never met one I didn't like
(8 years ago)
Mon, 10-Aug-15 12:18 AM (8 years ago)
A very pretty pizza delivery girl just showed up. Wrong address. I really wanted to eat it.
use to manage a dominos pizza...the girl drivers racked in the tips er raked in...LOL
(8 years ago)
Tue, 28-Apr-15 6:59 PM (9 years ago)
Two best feelings in the world: Leaving work and orgasms.
boobsnbunz likes this
True, but that's the order I did it today. I even had a partner.
(9 years ago)
Orgasms and my wifes cunt sqeezing my cock as she has and orgasm!! My favorite two.
(9 years ago)
Thu, 9-Apr-15 9:03 PM (9 years ago)
I have 68 things to do right now, 69 when you get here.
the wife has to do something on the list of things to do what better then that
(9 years ago)
Wed, 11-Feb-15 11:31 PM (9 years ago)
To the lady in the Viagra commercial: I'm over 40 and my dick works fine. Call me.
LouiseDoubleDs likes this
Mon, 2-Feb-15 12:32 AM (9 years ago)
Just hoping Katy Perry has a wardrobe malfunction
Jener likes this
not likely to happen with the FCC approving all the acts that perform. LOL
(9 years ago)
They can get rid of Katy Perry and just have Lenny Kravitz sing. S
(9 years ago)
Fri, 12-Dec-14 1:17 AM (9 years ago)
I need a blowjob and a nap. Surprisingly, not in that order.
Sun, 30-Nov-14 12:21 AM (9 years ago)
Tis better to give than receive. Unless it's oral sex. Then it's all good.
Sun, 16-Nov-14 2:10 AM (9 years ago)
The stork brings babies but the swallow doesn't.
Thu, 13-Nov-14 7:25 PM (9 years ago)
If I go to hospital, please place me in Sela Ward.
Fri, 3-Oct-14 6:03 PM (9 years ago)
I was asked why I shave my dick but not my back. I said, "I don't want you to suck my back."
Wed, 17-Sep-14 12:51 AM (9 years ago)
I think her name should be Sofia Viagra because she always makes me hard.
LOVEXXXPORN likes this
I must be the only man in the world who doesn't think she's hot. At. All.
(9 years ago)
I don't think she is gorgeous... She looks like the girl next door
(9 years ago)
The girl next door with a big tits and a really hot body, sb; ) xox
(9 years ago)