Predicting temps in the low 30's tonight.. WTF
I am so tired of cold weather!

Need someone to come warm me up.

Doctors Never Laugh ...the Doctor replied 'Of course I
won't laugh, I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery. Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor.

Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet
and regain his composure.
'I'm so sorry,' said The doctor. 'I really am. I don't
know what came over me.
On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it
won't happen again.
Now, what seems to be the problem?'
'It's swollen,' Bob replied.

next time we get together, he is going to get some "good lovin" he won't soon forget.
That's a promise and a threat!

in a mood.
If I had a partner in my bed we would have been late for work.
No one be out of bed til we had gotten off!

It's going to be a good day anyway thought!

Political axioms
"If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed."
-Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.... But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into
prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying
to lift himself up by the handle.
-Winston Churchill
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul
can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
-G Gordon Liddy
Democracy must be something more than two wolves and
a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University
Giving money and power to government is like giving
whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody
endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
-Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)
Government's view of the economy could be summed
up in a few short phrases:
If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it.
And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-Ronald Reagan (1986)
I don't make jokes I just watch the government and report the facts.
-Will Rogers
If you think health care is expensive now, wait
until you see what it costs when it's free!
-P.J. O'Rourke
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
-Voltaire (1764)
Just because you do not take an interest in politics
doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
-Pericles (430 B.C.)
No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-Mark Twain (1866 )
Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it.
-Unknown
The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
-Ronald Reagan
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings.
The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist
is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-Mark Twain
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects
of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)
There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save Congress.
-Mark Twain
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)
A government big enough to give you everything you want,
is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson

Just what a person needs after what seemed like a very long winter. Spent most of the day otuside with the baby.
It was a very good day!

I got out and rode the scooter a bit today.
It was too cold to do much riding. I am going to try again tomorrow.
So I look like a dork on it.
I will be a dork getting 70mpg.

I had plans to work in the yard today but it is raining and only in the 40's outside. The flowers will have to wait another week.
Everyone else is asleep so I am enjoying my morning perving.
I love this time of day.
Have a great NN folks~

Got woke up early by the whole house shaking.
The dog was acting weird and I think my cats were laughing at her.
The quake is believed to have involved the Wabash fault, a northern extension of the New Madrid fault. 5.2 centered in Mt Carmel, IL,
Interesting.

We have had awesome weather.
Thank you Mother Nature!