Wally's Wedding Night
At 85 years of age, Wally married Anne, a lovely 25 year old.

Since her new husband is so old, Anne decides that after their wedding she and Wally should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Anne prepares herself for bed and the expected 'knock' on the door.

Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Wally, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.

They unite as one.

All goes well, Wally takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Anne hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Wally.

Again he is ready for more 'action.'

Somewhat surprised, Anne consents for more coupling.

When the newlyweds are done, Wally kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha you guessed it..... Wally is back again, rapping on the door, and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action.'

And, once again they enjoy each other.

But as Wally gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Wally.'

Wally, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Anne and says: .......'You mean I was here already?'

The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, senior moments have advantages

Damn it was a good day!

Such a wonderful time to stay and bed for slow lovemaking while listening to the rain fall on the roof...........

SCREEEECCCCCHHHHHHHHHH
Back to reality now- have to make lunch for 18 people that will be here for Hubby's bday. (Just us & the kids really)
My ol' man is 55 today. Good for him to make it, doesn't bother him but wow I am married to guy that's 55. I don't feel much older than when we got married. Guess I am though. Oh well.

To all my friends and family who in 2007 sent me best "wishes", chain letters, "angel" letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something,
NONE OF THEM WORKED!.
For 2008, could you please just send money, chocolate,
movie tickets or gasoline vouchers.
Thank you!

there is enough controversy there, so I will post it here.
I am so tired of a few individuals bashing the US and our policies.
I agree that we have no business being involved in Iraq.
Too many people have died or hurt on both sides.
Our president will not be remembered for his greatness.
For everyone that has nothing but criticism for the United States, it is your right to say so. Don't like it? Leave - that's your right as well. For the people that live outside the US and complain about what the US has or hasn't done to help. How much has YOUR country contributed to help the less fortunate in the world?
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> > WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENTAL CANDIDATE, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?
> > "My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.
> >
> > Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.
> >
> > This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.
> >
> >
> > Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short . The United Kingdom ,Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.
> >
> > The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.
> >
> > Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. THEN EVERY YEAR THERE AFTER IT'll GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.
> >
> > The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.
> >
> > Need help with a famine ? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France .
> >
> > In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home . On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.
> >
> > Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China .
> >
> > I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany , and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonne chance, mez amies.
> >
> > I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located inManhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York
> >
> > A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change.
> >
> > Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.
> >
> > Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.
> >
> > We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.
> >
> > It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."
> >
> > Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America It is time to eliminate homelessness in America . To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.
> >
> > To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.
> >
> > God bless America Thank you and good night. "
> >
> > If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.
> >

But instead I am wondering why lately I would rather perv than post pictures. I think I need some motivation....

I need a good ol' fashion banging!
But would settle for a good screwing.

Not ready for the work week, Can I fast forward to Tuesday afternoon???

The water started goin down but it is a slow process then there is the clean up to follow. W were forutnate we live on a very high ridge up from the river.
I got great pics, just need to figure how to get them into my blog.
We also woke to snow, then this after noon we had heavy periods of snow. Where is spring?

Happy Easter