got a boat?

With many area roads under water including one heavily traveled local highway I only have one way to get out of the neighborhood. My 13 miles trip home from work took 90 minutes.
It was due to people having to stop and look at the water.
I definitely understand road rage.

Woohoo it's Friday, but I still have to go to work.
Oh well keeps me out of trouble for now.

It was a beautiful outside for the first day of spring.

The flooding though has taken the headlines on the news.
The river will not crest for another couple of days, I am fortunate to live on top of a hill, but 1/4 mile down the road they are not so lucky. I hope everyone that has been touched by the flooding fairs well. My sympathy to the families that have lost loved ones.

Maybe everyone will quit being so bitchy!
My heart goes out to all the folks getting flooded out.

During a commercial airline flight a Navy Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a baby in arms.

When her baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing her infant as discreetly as possible.

The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon debarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related articles.

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, 'Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!'

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said breast feeding would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.

The Navy Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot Fashion exclaimed........

'And all these years I've been chewing gum.'

May the wind at your back not be the result of the corned beef & cabbage you had for lunch!

Thank you for being my friend
Thank you for the kisses
Thank you for the hugs
Thank you for the encouragement when things seemed really dark for me.
Thank you for your company
Thank you for the snuggles
Thank you for the butt rubs
Thank you for the awesome orgasms
Thank you for making me feel like an attractive woman
Thank you for caring
Thank you for letting me love you even for a little while.

An early morning snuggle and a grope would have been sweet.
But since I can't have that quality time playing with the little one was a whole lot of fun..

A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural West Virginia.
He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence.
As the lawyer started to climb over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what thought he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it."
The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here."
The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best known trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in West Virginia . We settle small disagreements like this with the "Three Kick Rule'."
The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?"
The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and forth until someone gives up."
The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the attorney.
His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel toed work boot into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees.
His second kick to the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth.
The lawyer was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end, sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.
After a few minutes the lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.
Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old fart. Now it's my turn."
The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You can have the duck."