IT STARTED WITH THE FROG

A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it'.

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any venereal diseases?' Of course the Madam said no. He said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber, THAT'S the girl I want'.

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?'

He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the Dose that I just caught.

When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets home Mum, will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the clap, and HE'S the bastard I want to get.............. coz he ran over my fuckin' FROG!'

what did i do???

which means it will be Friday soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thank *uck its Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was watching an old Uk version of Dragons Den on cable the other day and I couldn't believe it.. There was a entrepreneur with his invention interflush which was a variable so you only used as much water required to flush.
What I found laughable was in Australia we have had half flush systems for must be over 30 years.
It's a bit weird how interesting how different toilets are around the world. I surprised how the US toilets shoot high pressure water to flush and some are activated by sensors or even more weird is those Japanese toilets with electronic cycles that put some washermachines to shame and shoot a jet of water up your date (anus).
I didn't notice the water spin in different direction like that stupid Simpsons episode but.
I must be bored....I'm crappin on about shitty toilets lol.

weekends are too short...........

What more is there to say?

I heard if you give a dog grapes or chocolate, you can kill it..
Does'nt sound right to me but I avoid given them it just incase no matter how much they beg.
Anyone know anymore about this?
Anyone know of an animal that died from grapes or chocolate?
Glad I'm not a dog.

there must be alot more people here wrighting blogs.
I remeber once a blog we be posted and it would stay up for a couple of days...
now there is a new list of blogs everyday.
NN must be growing fast.

I think ^ that is true in more ways than one....
I remember seeing that on a print of a World War poster. I believe the meaning to the community was not to discuss any military activity as it may be heard by the enemy.

Sometimes I discuss things with for example with work mates and it's nothing bad but something someone else may have told me. I'm sure lot of other people do'nt think of this but I think afterwards maybe I should'nt discuss this with others, it might be sensitive information. So lot of the time I do'nt give too much away just incase however I find I do'nt have as much to talk about.
Suppose it's better than worrying later. What do you think?

I'm going to stop here cause I think I might be starting to sound too soft so I'll end this by saying Sinking my Ship into loose Lips has always made me feel better.