I have finally found a girl who is as horny or hornier than me! As I mentioned before we have a half english/half spanish communication method but we get by fine. I have learned more spanish from her in 2 days than I have in a while lol. I know all the proper sex commands in Spanish now too LOL

When I hear her say "Yo quiero" (I want) I know she is ready to go. It has been said ALOT lately hehe. She is really close to wearing me out haha. I brought 12 condoms for the 9 days I have left with her I thought it would be fine.

I was wrong lol. We used 5 condoms in 12 hours! She is crazy horny but I cant say I am complaining because she makes me feel so damn good! I wont have a drop of cum left when I leave Colombia though lol. With the way things are going I may not leave!

I didnt figure out what that position was called but it is starting to be my new favourite! She makes me freeze and not move a muscle (when she says con helado I know what it means hehe) then she straddles me and lays down basically flat on top of me. From there my legs are on the inside and hers are outside of mine. She closes her legs tight and starts to grind on me.... It feels SO damn good. But she wont let me move! and she loves to torture me hehe.

It will be a fun 9 days..... thank fuck for Couch Surfing lol. I also wanted to mention that she has a great south american ass and this south american "fire" that I cant really describe until you experience it.

Oh ya. She made me breakfast this morning after our morning sex. I am not sure how this could get much better lol. She is also the first girl I have been with who says that my cock is a PERFECT fit for her and I can always tell when she is orgasming because I can feel it and she slips into Spanish that I cant understand lol. I have had girls tell me my cock feels good etc but she really goes on about how I fit perfectly in her and to be honest she is great match for my cock too

*LATE EDIT THANK YOU RR/MILFY!* she found it for me. We are doing the inverted missionary position. Finally I found it lol.

http://www.sex-techniques-and-positions.com/picturesextra/P7144275.jpg imagine that, but with her moving on my cock

God damn I was almost done writing this and I closed the fucking window! I am so angry I will give you the short version now lol. Fuck!

anyway, I met this girl here in Bogotá via Couch Surfing. She invited me to go with her to her parents house and have lunch. I said sure. So we met and we really got on well. Her English was not great and my Spanish isnt amazing either but, we could talk in 50% english and 50% spanish and get by just fine. I had an amazing lunch at her parents place.

I could tell that she liked me, throughout the day she was touching my arms,laughing at my stupid jokes etc. This was good because I liked her too. Soon day turned into night and she invited me back to her place. I said sure lol. I was hoping this would go where I thought it was going to go.

We killed a bottle of wine together and before you know it we were fucking. It was insanely hot to hear her moan shit in spanish I didnt even understand lol. fuck! But she taught me some basic sex commands in Spanish. I now know what "go faster" "dont stop" and "dont move" are in Spanish LOL.

I may not be able to hold a fluent conversation but now I can fuck in Spanish lol. We also had a super fun anatomy lesson in Spanish/English. I would point to somewhere on her sexy body and we would say what it was in our language. It was fun hehe. When your horizontal you dont need much language anyway HAHA

* I star this because I want to know* This girl did a position with me that was a new one for me. She straddled me like she was going to ride me cowgirl but then she basically laid on top of me. She told me "con helado" (or something that sounded like that LOL) which literally translates into "with icecream in English haha. But what she meant was for me to freeze.*

*So here I was inside her and I couldnt move a muscle. She was basically laying on top of me but then she started grinding herself like mad against me. My legs were spread and both of her legs we inside mine then she closed them tight and I could feel her grinding and clenching against my cock like mad! damn she was going at it! It was one of the coolest positions I have ever done and it was so crazy because she wouldnt let me move! Does anyone know this position?*

We had amazing sex and she was an animal hehe God she didnt want to stop fucking! I was in heaven hehe. She is number 2 on my all time best sex list lol. She had invited me to stay with her for a day or 2 (before we had sex) if I needed it. But now she INSISTS that I stay with her for the 10 days I have left in Colombia HAHA.

I wont mind I am gonna be burning thru those condoms lol. God Bless Couch Surfing haha. I need to write them a thank you This is not the first time I have got laid via CS. Well thats it. I am drained and happy and I had my first Colombian girl. mmmmm I am a lucky man.

I have now fucked a girl on every continent on this planet minus Antarctica and Africa. wow lol. crazy!

I have heard great things about Colombia from multiple people while traveling and I was really excited to come here but I must admit once I got here I let all the negative stuff get to me. I was VERY anxious (more than I have have been in any country) and the first day I didn't barely leave my couch surfing hosts house at all. It is true that Colombia in the past has been one of the most dangerous countries in the world and due to the Cocaine industry here and other things there was lots of drugs wars and kidnappings/killings. But, in the past ten years a lot of things have improved! The second day I realised that I could stay shut in and live in fear of Colombia the whole time and not enjoy anything here (Thanks CNN) or I could go outside and enjoy myself and stay positive and realise that not everyone in Colombia is wanting to kill me and/or rob me.

So on my second day I ventured out. You know what? I didn't get robbed or murdered! This isn't to say that you shouldn't be careful because you should but just know that you shouldn't always believe everything you hear on the news. Thus far in Colombia I have had nothing but good experiences! Everyone has been so so nice to me. This is one of the friendliest countries I have ever visited. My couch surfing host has been awesome to me and totally taken care of me and I have had multiple couch surfers show me around the city!

Everything was going swimmingly until I realised NONE of my bank cards/credit cards are working here in Colombia! Not my credit card or my Aussie/American ATM cards. I called my bank and they can't figure it out all they can do is send me a new card that will take more than a week. Well obviously I have money in my accounts but I cant access any of it! At this point I had left Bogotá with some couch surfing friends I met so I wasn't even in Bogotá (the capital city of Colombia) when I found out my cards didn't work! They covered my expenses for the first day but after that they didn't have anymore money to do so. I don't blame them and really thank them for doing that I know its hard when you don't have a lot of money.

They gave me enough money to get bus fare back to Bogotá but after I paid the bus fare I was left with 4000 pesos (2 USD!) so by the time I got to the terminal I was alone and only had 2 dollars. Thank God I speak at least basic Spanish. My Spanish is not great by any means but it was good enough for me to let a guy understand that none of my bank cards worked and I only had 2 dollars. This guy was the shop keeper at a phone/internet store.

You know what he did? He gave me a free drink and took my bags and told me to come sit down. Then he let me use his phone and internet all for free. Ask yourself how many people you know who would do all that for a stranger?! Well he did and I am forever grateful. I used the time to call my couch surfer here in Bogotá and he was with his family hanging out but he came with his mother and her husband in rush hour traffic to come get me and take me back to his place to stay, again out of the pure kindness of his heart! There is good people all over the world and my bad experiences I can count on one hand even after two years traveling but I would need 1000 hands to count all my good ones! So it could have ended up really really badly for me but hopefully soon I will get money via Western Union from home and all will be well. I have been in a few hairy situations over the past two years but this has by far been the worst. Luckily it should all be ok and if I can survive this I can survive anything!

I wanted to mention something else important. Sometimes in life you meet people who pass thru your life that you really connect with but due to whatever circumstances you just don't get the time with that person you would like to get to know them. As a traveler this tends to happen a lot more than if you were just at home doing your thing. It has happened to me before and I am sure it will happen again. I just wanted to tell you about my most recent experience. I met a girl at the airport in Brazil and she was from NJ. She spoke English and so did haha so we had that connection right away.

I talked to her in the terminal and we had a really good time. But, sadly she didn't get to sit next to me for our six hour flight. I saw her as we exited the plane and we started up again right where we left off. I planned to see her once I cleared customs etc. But, I got held up as usual lol. By the time I got out she was gone. She was just in Bogotá for three days on business. I was honestly really quite sad that I didn't get to see her again to say bye/exchange contact details. I really felt that we had a good time together and I was sad it had to end like that.

But there is a semi happy ending to this story. Through some seriously impressive detective work she managed to find me on facebook! (I had jokingly showed her my messed up passport lol) and she remembered my name! So we connected again online and got to talk more. She has left Bogotá now and is back home, its a shame I didn't get to see her again but I have a good feeling our paths will cross again one day in the future!

So always treasure the experiences you have with people in life and don't take any for granted and realise that just because someone passes thru your life doesn't mean that it is a meaningless thing or it doesn't mean you wont see them ever again!

Tyler over and out from Bogotá, Colombia.

Had a good night last night almost all night. I went out with some friends I met here in Buenos Aires and we had fun at the club. It was all fun until we were walking home and some dude bumped into me.

I had my wallet lifted out of my front right pants pocket and stolen from me in less than 5 seconds. Luckily he only got 100 bucks USD,my drivers license and my eftpos/atm/bank card. Everything else is safe in my other wallet at home. I canceled the card and I am transferring whats left of my money to another bank account anyway. The police didn't do shit but its ok.

I do respect that guy's talent though. I had no idea he reached into my pocket until he was long gone. If there was a pickpocket Olympics I bet he would win. This is the first time I have ever been stolen from like this but I am alive and he really didn't do that much damage to me.

Shit happens huh? such is life but I am glad I am with friends here who will help me out and the next crap wallet I buy will have a chain on it! I am actually surprised with the amount I travel and the places I have been it has taken me this long to get robbed like this. My luck just ran out but you live and learn and move on. -Ty

Well it finally happened. I went out on a proper night with my mate and we had lots of fun. We went to a pretty flash club here in Buenos Aires and after some drinks I started my terrible attempt at dancing (everyone dances here!) but, I had a beer in my hand and this pretty hot girl she just grabbed my beer and started drinking it!

At first I was like what the fuck?! but then I realised how hot she was hehe. So I didnt mind. She asked my name (in Spanish of course) and I told her then she said her name was Evi. That was as far as we got lol.

Soon after that we started making out. Not knowing fluent Spanish sucks but last night I didnt need it lol. Body language baby hehe

The night life here is crazy! Everyone eats dinner at like midnight and then stays out LATE (we stayed out til 7:30am!) it was pretty wild....

I didnt get laid last night but at least I got some action so I know its possible here haha.

In 28 days my 2 year world adventure finally ends. I am too broke to continue lol. It sucks I dont want to go home but I must. I fly home from Bogotá Colombia. I am going to rock out with my cock out for this last month and go home dead broke haha. Its been a good run.

I am looking forward to eating some fried okra cooked by my dear mother who I havent seen in 2 years. Oh ya, atm I am in Buenos Aires Argentina.

I am alive and in Chile for the moment and loving it! But I need to learn Spanish. Fast.! Not many people speak english here so I am in survival mode and in 3 days I have picked up alot of spanish just to get by lol

I leave the land of NZ in one week for south america! I am excited but sad to leave too and MissMiaow better get her ass around to my place to see me one last time before I leave!

Oh ya, my yahoo messenger crashed totally so I had to get a new addy. If you have me on yahoo and you want to re-add me then PM me and I will let you know the address. If you want to add me, PM me.

One final note. I sent some shit home today like clothes and stuff but it was way expensive so I ended up giving a ton of my clothes to a homeless man lol

I realise now that maybe it was me who wasn't ready for this whole fuck buddy thing. Maybe I am just not very good at it. I told myself if I didn't know who she was fucking I would be fine. But, once I knew who it was and I knew she was blowing me off (not literally of course) to go fuck around with him it really bothered me.

I just wanted to keep it simple and fuck and have fun and maybe go out once in a while. Apparently it isnt that simple. But, I have no right to be mad at her if I just wanted the same thing.

Damn it lol. Why couldnt I just keep it at a fuck?

When you get played by someone you think likes you? Here just recently I was spewing on and on about how awesome the sex was (and it was) and how she was a cool girl (or so I thought)

I am under no illusions that we are dating because we arent. Nor do I want to date her all I wanted was some simple great sex and maybe just maybe we could be seen in public together. You know, go for icecream or some shit like that and it didnt have to be all "coupley"

Well come to find out, when she slagging me off and not texting me all day she is sending dirty texts to some other fuck head. I know for a fact there is a third guy involved too. Funny thing is she is playing all of us like fiddles.

The other said two guys dont know that I am the only one who has actually had sex with her but I am sick of being played so I am ending it with her.

As I say, we arent dating she isnt my girlfriend so she can do whatever she pleases it just really bothers me that I know who she is fucking around with. While she ignores me she makes some other poor sap think he is number 1 in her book.

Bitches man. Bitches. I must be doing this whole friends with benefits thing wrong. I just wanted some simple uncomplicated sex and maybe just maybe go out for an icecream sometime. Is that really too much to ask?

Well it was good while it lasted.