Saturday, I woke up hornier than usual, probably in part because I had been trying to meet up with The Ex and could not make it happen. I started the day as usual with breakfast and fixing up the birds, while I was washing dishes, The Wife came out and gave me a kiss on the back of my neck while pushing her tits into me which just made things worse. I turned around and tried to get things started but she said no. We ate breakfast and she went to shower. As she came out of the shower, I tried once more to get things started and she made more excuses. Tried again in the evening but no luck again.
Sunday morning started like every other, except that after breakfast (for reasons that I cannot explain) I tried again to get The Wife started .... This time, we ended up in bed and after about 20 minutes of her talking me to death - We can talk without being naked in bed - I managed to move things toward the intended destination. She started playing with my dick using her vibe and I started fingering her then eating her. What I really wanted was for her to give me a BJ so I decided to stop eating her and just finger her with some lube so I could move my dick closer to her mouth. I fingered her and found her getting more excited and having a few small orgasms and she started to kiss and lick the tip of my dick. Not really a BJ, but better than nothing. After about 20 minutes of playing, I moved to fuck her which I did for a bit till we both came. Definitely a more satisfying fuck than usual with her but still lacking since I always have to push her before we end up in bed.

Well ......
The Ex wanted to come over yesterday morning to shower with me and fuck, but that did not happen, The Wife DID coordinate a sort of surprise birthday party with my oldest daughter which was nice even though I really would have preferred to be home relaxing. As far as sex with The Wife (or even a hint of it) nothing happening. I can still hope! Perhaps I will get to fuck The Ex later this week.
At this point, even though The Wife is totally in denial, I am at the point where I am going to get us into some type of counseling before I loose my mind!
I hope everyone has a good Hump Day!

What a strange title, huh?
Well this past weekend The Wife and I went to a gun show and she got her first pistol in advance of us getting our conceal carry permits. On Sunday, we spent the day cleaning up outside but there is more to do. Today I spent the day in my home office working and calling clients. The Ex came by for a while so I could help her with some roof business. As she was leaving, she asked what time I leave in the morning (tomorrow is my birthday) and I replied about 9:30. She said that she will be there around 7:30. I am thinking perhaps a birthday BJ but she probably really does intend to work.
The Wife asked me over the weekend what I want for my Birthday and I said 'nothing' since if I told her a BJ she would ignore me anyway. She responded that she knows what she will get me, and I have no idea what it is - I have my 'wishes' but doubt greatly that they would be granted.
Wellll We will see ...... I will fill in the blanks in the next 24 hours, could be interesting.

Was when I first started posting on this blog and it is quite interesting reading over what I wrote. Started out with a few jokes and unimportant stuff, and moved on to keeping track of my 'private' life. I have actually gotten quite excited reading some of what I wrote over the past 5 years (almost 6).

It rained again today and I was talking with The Ex and told her that as I got up this morning I was thinking that with all the rain, it would have been a good day to just crawl in bed and rest. She responded that she liked that idea and would turn on the heat in my room so it would be warm when we went upstairs. She had a few errands to run and would meet me back at the house (since I was out on some business meetings). I got home and she got there shortly after. we handled a few business related things and she walked out of the office and headed upstairs - no words were needed, I just followed. We got upstairs, and both got undressed, and she went to the bathroom to rinse off after which she pulled the covers off and climbed into bed. As she was getting in bed, she asked what time it was and realized with great frustration that this would not be a relaxing time, but a rather hurried fuck as we had, at best, 20 minutes. I started off by kissing her wonderful lips and sucking on her tits while rubbing my dick across her pussy, she reached down to stroke me and guide me into her already wet slit. I pumped a few times and pulled out to go down on her. I paused a moment to slip on a condom so that I could fuck her quickly as she was cumming from my oral efforts and went back to eating her and playing with her tits. After about 5 minutes or so she was close to cumming, but she really likes to hold it off as long as possible so I kept up my oral work for another few minutes until she could no longer contain herself and came with a substantial amount of liquid - not a squirt, but she definitely got wetter and I enjoyed it for a moment before moving up to fuck her. I started out slowly and she was saying 'harder, harder' so I complied and started to really bang into her until I came and she climaxed again. after a moment she was able to speak and said how wonderful it was. her question at that point -'what time is it' my answer, 18 minutes till, she said OMG, I have to go! She wiped herself clean and got dressed as she ran out the door to meet a client. I took a moment and washed the smell of sex off of me, got dressed and went back to calling clients.
Pretty good for a Thursday!

It really sucks when you wake up with major morning wood and no one to help you with it! (and a headache to boot)

We spent Sunday cleaning the house for the most part, sort of a deep cleaning of the Kitchen which as a cook, I feel is necessary (and it was) also discussed when I should get 'snipped' and decided that with my next large commission check which should be in about 2 months, we will schedule it. I am SO wanting this so The Wife can get off Birth Control Pills, and slightly more so that I can give The Ex a cream pie and then eat it back out of her and of course, bareback with The Ex is obviously better than with a condom!
HOpe everyone has a great April 1 and does not get pranked.

Decided not to 'bother' The Wife this weekend, sorta following the thought process of TWL to deny, although it is difficult to deny what someone does not seem to want. To an extent, I think that she is relieved when I leave her alone. Turns out kids were on holiday last week and part of this week, so activity and photos have been delayed, hopefully not past Wednesday.
Thanks to all who comment and share their sexxy photos and videos on here, you all make life easier. (Tighty, Whisper, and others)

Very Tired, and wondering if it is worth the effort to try and 'start something' with The Wife whenever she wakes up in the morning. Probably not .....

Got up and sat in bed watching the AM news sort of hoping that The Wife might join me, 9:45 rolled around and I knew that we had someone coming around to meet us at 11, so I went down to wake her and ended up in bed with her. After a bit, we ended up fucking, she did lick/kiss the tip of my dick, but not really what I would consider a BJ, I did not feel like eating her if I was not getting the same pleasure, so I just put some lube on my fingers and played with her - actually seemed to get a slight reaction and after a bit we fucked till we both came.
We were laying around enjoying the afterglow when my phone rang and it was our 'visitor' who was 30 minutes early. I asked them to give us a few minutes to get ourselves together and they said no problem they would run to the grocery store and be back in 20 so we cleaned up and made ourselves presentable.
I have to admit, it was nice as we were laying around to watch my cum trickle out of her pussy even though I know that she would not let me eat it out of her.