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once you get to know me i am fun to be around, but i am shy at first. i have a good ear and do not repeat what i am told in confidence.
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| Sunday, September 16, 2007, 10:21:37 AM- A wise old man once said......... | ||||||
If a man has enough "horse sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never be an old nag | ||||||
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| Sunday, September 16, 2007, 10:19:17 AM- Birthday Present | ||
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled." So the fellow did. The next day his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," said the fellow. "Did she like it?" His buddy asked. "Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!" | ||
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| Sunday, September 16, 2007, 10:18:12 AM- Life | ||
A salesman knocks at the door of a home and it's answered by a 12yr old boy with a cigar in one hand and a half empty bottle of scotch in the other. The salesman asks the boy, "Excuse me son but is your mom or dad in?" To which the boy replies, "Does it fucking look like it?" | ||
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| Saturday, September 15, 2007, 11:34:00 AM- Thought for today! | ||||||
A closed mouth gathers no foot. | ||||||
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| Saturday, September 15, 2007, 11:32:15 AM- Ultimate fantasy | ||
Ask any man what a woman's ultimate fantasy is and they will tell you, to have two men at once. According to a recent social logical study this is true, however most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is cooking, and the other is cleaning. | ||
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| Saturday, September 15, 2007, 11:21:09 AM- Little Johnny | ||
One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny. Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was. Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!" | ||
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| Saturday, September 15, 2007, 12:12:52 AM- There are two theories to arguing with women. | ||||||
Neither one works. | ||||||
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| Saturday, September 15, 2007, 12:07:56 AM- A little advice | ||
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. | ||
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| Friday, September 14, 2007, 9:26:58 PM- "ID TEN T" error | ||||||
if you write it the proper way it looks like this "ID10T" and i still hate Harold! | ||||||
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| Friday, September 14, 2007, 9:25:18 PM- No Hammer | ||||||
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer." A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard." The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer." The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You God-damned bastard." The judge stops, and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that a problem?" The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "For fifteen years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one." | ||||||
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