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just an average elderly gent who likes meeting people on cam and am up for anything
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| Friday, November 11, 2011, 6:21:23 PM- Helpful Tip. | ||
If you ever get Caught Sleeping at work, just slowly raise your head and say, "In Jesus name I Pray, AMEN.... | ||
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| Thursday, November 10, 2011, 6:49:20 PM- Revenge | ||||||
The best Revenge?....HAPPINESS....Because nothing drives people more crazy than seeing someone Actually have a Good Life.... | ||||||
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| Wednesday, November 9, 2011, 6:23:33 PM- Woman. | ||
There are Two ways to Argue with a WOMAN......NEITHER WORKS. Everyone is entitled to random Acts of STUPIDITY,Please!....Don't Abuse the PRIVILEGE... | ||
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| Tuesday, November 8, 2011, 7:11:22 PM- Boys or Men | ||||||
Here's to all the real Men out there. Boys play House, Men build Homes. Boys Shack up, Men get Married. Boys make Babies, Men raise Children. A Boy won't raise his own Children, A Man will raise Someone else's Boys invent excuses for Failure, Men produce Strategies for Success. Boy look for somebody to take Care of them,Men look for Someone to take Care of. Boys seek Popularity, Men Demand Respect and know how to GIVE IT> | ||||||
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| Monday, November 7, 2011, 10:29:31 PM- POWER. | ||||||
By the Power Invested in me, I now pronounce you...Blocked & Deleted. You may now Kiss my......ASS. | ||||||
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| Monday, November 7, 2011, 10:19:08 PM- | ||
Everything GOOD in Life is Either ILLEGAL,FATTENING or BAD for you. | ||
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| Thursday, November 3, 2011, 7:35:12 PM- My Living Will | ||||||
Last Night I was watching T.V. with my Wife and I said to her,I never want to live in a Vegetative state, dependent on some Machine and Fluids from a bottle to keep me alive, that would be no quality of Life, if that ever happens to me , just pull the plug. So she got up, unplugged the T.V.and threw out my glass of Wine, She's such a Bitch. | ||||||
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| Tuesday, November 1, 2011, 7:35:07 PM- Getting Old/A Poem for Seinor's | ||||||
A row of bottles on my shelf Caused me to analyze myself, The Yellow one I have to Pop, Goes to my Heart so it won't stop, A little White one that I take, Goes to my Hands so they won't Shake, The Blue ones that I use a lot,Tell me I'm happy when I'm not, The Purple pill goes to my Brain,And tells me I have no Pain, The Capsules tell me not to wheeze, or Cough or Choke or even Sneeze, The Red ones, smallest of them all,Go to my Blood so I won't fall, The Orange so big and bright, Prevent my Leg Cramps in the night, Such an array of brilliant Pills,Helping to cure all kinds of Ills, But what I'd realy like to know is,What tells each one were to GO. | ||||||
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| Monday, October 31, 2011, 8:34:08 PM- Words of Wisdom | ||
1. To find out what someone is like, Find out what shedoes in her spare time. Always carry something to do in case you have to wait. | ||
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| Saturday, October 29, 2011, 1:22:07 PM- smile | ||||||
All you gotta do is smile that smile and there go all my defences. Just leave it up to you,and in a little while your messing up my mind, and filling up my senses. | ||||||
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