Quack Quack Baby!!!

I am no Carmen Electra

LOL I want to learn to do a strip tease. No female should have to learn it..unfortunatly I was not born with the dance gene. So I went out and bought Carmen Electra's Strip Aerobics...hah I can't do the stuff she does. She makes it look so easy and I make it look like I have a bad case of the runs and am trying to keep it all in. Sheesh...anyone mind if I just stand there nekkid for 2 1/2 minutes? If you look really close you may see my knee bounce for a moment to the beat

/me is off to find out where to purchase rhythm

I am sitting here at my computer -ok my laptop- and tears are streaming down my face. I am at a loss for what to even feel. Lately I have been feeling better about myself and getting compliments from people. I won't lie- it feels great. So tonight I was taking a pic for a friend (not an NN pic, just a regular one). When I was done I was stripping to go get in the shower and thought since I am back on my diet I should take a before pic. The results just blew me away. I look (in my mind that is) HOT. I can't believe it. If I thought posting this pic on my facebook/myspace wouldn't cause a stir I would do it just to say FUCK YOU for every person who has made me feel ugly. I do realize beauty is what's inside but sometimes its nice to have pretty paper to go with the gift.

Remember I said I needed something exciting to happen so I could blog about it? Well I got my wish.

Last night I was taken to a cool Martini bar where the drinks were sooooo yummy and the atmosphere was cool. Very sexy, yet laid back.

Then we decided to walk around a bit and realized we had to use the washroom so we stopped at another bar. I have been having trouble finding a place to go here because I am used to casual fun places not places where everyone is competing with everyone. Anyways...this place was great. Retro music, fun people. Exactly what I was looking for...hah except we forgot to get the name of the place.

Then some more amazing stuff happened after - Beach is now officailly a 4548548403403 orgasms in a row member. Wow it just wouldn't stop. Sooooooo awesome

/me smiling, blushing, grinning and lusting

I have nothing to blog about!!
NOTHING!! lol

I guess I need some excitement going on. I think Saturday seems like a good day to get drunk...anyone else agree? haha if nothing else I am sure I will do something blog worthy lol

Lately things are happening that are creating intense flashbacks that feel like they just happened. Last week while eatting at Swiss Chalet, I bit into a quesadilla and the spcies were exactly the same as those that come in the Kraft pizza kit. Immediatly I was back home 15 years ago making pizza on a Wednesday night after my brothers hockey practice.
Then yesterday on the bus I was listening to my mp3 player and the song Centerfield came on. Instanly I was back 15-20 playing baseball. When the part in the song comes where you hear the ball being hit I literally had to open my eyes because I could have sworn I was on the field.

I don't remember those being fantastic times but the memories sure make them feel that way.Hopefully one day something will trigger moments from lately. Can't wait to see what things I remember the most.

Ok so I messed up today. Even though it's hump day I sadly did not get humped...however I did end up commando!

I wore a new dress today to work. I forgot that I have lost weight and well I guess its time for new underwear. Because the dress had no waistline I spent the moring trying to keep pulling up the undies...so I quickly had enough of that and removed them Its been a long time since I went commando and I think its something I will start doing again.

BTW I once again almost gave quite a show on the subway escalator

Weekend Notes

I did go shopping and bought a few new things. I need new sandals though and I didn't find any I like it. I also did go and get a spray tan WOW! I love the results. The only problem was I supposed to go out Saturday night but you can't shower after the spraying for 6 hours and I felt to gross to go out with no shower.. SOOOO I ended up buying the PS2! Guitar Hero is beyond wicked. I was laughing so hard I was crying.

Then on Sunday I got to go see Shrek 3 and it did not disappoint me. I love that orge!! Such a great movie! Then we went to supper then back to my house to play Guitar Hero. Much more fun with 2 people -especially when one person can actually play lmao.

Oh and I have a new idea...on my shopping trips I bought new lingerie..so anyone think a pic of me in lingerie (lace and silk), heels and a guitar would be ok?? Haha we are about to find out. I wish I had a photographer. Why didn't we take pics last night???? DUH!!

OMG

Someone is INSANE!!!!

I just received a credit card for $5000. I lknow to some people that is not a lot of money but to me thats HUGE!!! This just took so much stress away. I can now afford to go to Alberta in October to go to my brothers wedding. I PROMISE to behave with this card and I will save money as well for the trip but this just guarentees I can go! Plus makes it much easier to book my tickets and hotel and such.

/me walks away shaking head and stashing the credit card far away so I can't touch

The long weekend is almost here and boy I need it.

A lot of things have been going on with me lately and I just need a breather I think. Plus my all-time favorite movie is here tomorrow and I am soooooo excited -Shrek 3!!! I can't wait. Sadly I am not going until Sunday so I will have to amuse myself until then.

My options until then
-Buy a PS2 from a private sale...come with 8 games and Guitar Hero 1 and 2! any thoughts on this?? Anyone ever play it??

-I bought a lot of new clothes last weekend (a dress, a skirt, 3 babydoll tanktops, 3 lingerie outfits, sunglasses, makeup..lol) and I want to take a shirt back...then I will probably buy some more. Plus I need some sexy sandals to go with the dress even though I have no where to wear it

-I want to get a spray tan. With the hours I work, getting a real tan just isn't going to happen anytime soon

-I thought about going to the Casino...ALL my friends have plans this weekend so I am alone but I kinda want to go out...and I don't mind going to the casino alone.

So what should I do?? If I pick the PS2 up it has to be tomorrow. The tan would need to happen on Saturday after I shop or skip the tan and shopping and go to the casino....HELP