ok so its like 7:49 am and I need to leave for work..now. (or 5 minutes ago) My hand keeps sliding the mouse over to the lil X button but then it suddenly veers off in other directions...I can't get off ( hmmm ain't that the truth).

/me is sooooooooo glad its Friday...Could someone please check on me eventually to see if I made my way out of here....

How To Avoid The Flu :

Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.
Get plenty of exercise because exercise helps build your immune system.
Walk for at least an hour a day, go for a swim,
Take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.
Wash your hands often. If you can't wash them, keep a bottle of
antibacterial stuff around.
Get lots of fresh air. Open windows whenever possible.
Get plenty of rest.
Try to eliminate as much stress from your life as you can.

OR

Take the doctor's office approach. Think about it... When you go for a shot, what do they do first? Clean your arm with alcohol. Why? Because alcohol kills germs. So.......

I walk to the liquor store. (exercise )
I put lime in my Corona...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh..(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)

The way I see it........If you keep your alcohol levels up, flu germs can't get you.

Remember ...."A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass!"

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

With a timid voice and idolizing eyes, the little boy greeted his father as he returned from work, "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"

Greatly surprised, but giving his boy a glaring look, the father said: "Look, son, not even your mother knows that. Don't bother me now, I'm tired."

"But Daddy, just tell me please!? How much do you make an hour," the boy insisted.

The father finally giving up replied, "Twenty dollars per hour." "Okay, Daddy? Could you loan me ten dollars?" the boy asked.

Showing restlessness and positively disturbed, the father yelled, "So that was the reason you asked how much I earn, right? Go to sleep and don't bother me anymore!"

It was already dark and the father was meditating on what he had said and was feeling guilty. Maybe his son wanted to buy something.

Finally, trying to ease his mind, the father went to his son's room. "Are you asleep son?" asked the father.

"No, Daddy. Why?" replied the boy partially asleep. "Here's the money you asked for earlier," the father said.

"Thanks, Daddy!" rejoiced the son, while putting his hand under his pillow and removing some money.

"Now I have enough! Now I have twenty dollars!" the boy said to his father, who was gazing at his son, confused at what his son just said.

"Daddy could you sell me one hour of your time?"

~Time is one of the best things you can give someone..unconditonal love is the other~

It is FRIDAY people. I think everyday needs to be Friday (or Saturdays).
I sure hope this is a good weekend...Wait SCREW THAT..this is going to be a good weekend if I have to force it!

~smiles and hugs to all~

Did you ever have one of those days where everything seems ok but then bam it all falls apart...All you want to do is stand in the room alone..but once you are there you don't know whether to scream or cry??

Only problem is once you start to do either you don't know if you will ever stop?

Oh dear..the lotion I used must have been outdated and I am sunburned so bad I am in tears. I can barely move it hurts so bad....Can someone please!!! come help me.

WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO the sun is FINALLY out! I have been waiting forever to be able to lay out. Its still kinda chilly (look out nipples hehe) but I am going out anyway. Hopefully I can find some spot in the sun.

Tan lines here I come...

OK now who can get my back??? Anyone??

Wooohooo!! Tomorrow is Friday (well technacally its friday now since its 1:19am) and I love my weekends. Somedays life is good =0)

OMG For the second time a pic of mine is at the top of the top 50!!! Yes I am doing some shameless advertising...after all it is my blog!!! I honestly think you are all crazyyyyyyyyyyy. I mean if I was walking down the street I wouldn't get a second glance...but here at my second home you make me feel so special!!
Hehe I know I won't stay on top for long, nor do I want to cause thats just too much work lol but its fun for a few minutes