OK I can't really take pics for this weeks theme. All I wear to work is jeans and t's so its not exciting. And since we are so busy I can't take pics there. So instead I will share this.

I started out in the office at my job, at a kitchen manufactuer. Then I got moved down to the finishing dept. Anyways I got called to go back to the office for a few days beause the other two working there were off for a few days.
So taking time to get dressed up for a few days I went to work this hot summer day. Wearing a blue short skirt with a slit, high heeled sandals, toe nails and fingernails painted. The top was a button up jersey material with a tank top underneath, creating quite a bit of clevage but enough to keep it suitable for work.
Anyways, out back is where we get countertops ready...putting laminate end caps on and cutting them to size and so on. We were extremely busy as we were installing apartments and lots of countertops needed to be finished.
Getting the bright idea I should go help out and go out back. So standing out back in my skirt and heels, I start using the mitre saw, the nail gun, the usual hammer and nails and glue. Everytime I fire a nail in, the air blows my hair out. Everytime I cut a piece of laminate I am leaning over the table skirt tugging snug around my ass.Then of course when I bend over to get eye level making sure the end cap is straight its a clevage show. Then lifting the 5-8 countertops up and moving them..streching out my body.
For the life of my I swear I had no idea I was even remotely sexy..it was just me trying to help out. Apparently though I was quite a distraction to both customers and workers...so my boss quickly found me some office stuff to keep me busy.

Not the same as a pic but a blog by dough reminded me why sometimes sexiness just is and isnt planned

An Instant Message appears across the screen of Wally's computer:

Angel4: Hi. How R U?
Wally: Huh? Who is this?
Angel4: My name's Angel....how r u?
Wally: HEY! I know who this is..one of those hackers trying to get my credit card. Stop Thief! Help!
Angel4: For heaven's sake, I'm not a hacker...
Wally: Oh, sorry. Anyway, I was smart enough after the last time I was ripped off to change my Visa Card number from 6278178965781117 to 6382900986228211
Angel4: Ummmm, okay.................I'm just a girl looking 4 a good time. My name is Angel.
Wally: Angle, that's a pretty name.
Angel4: Thank you..but it's Angel. I like your profile.
Wally: Hey, how can you see my profile. I'm not even turning sideways..HEY! can you see me with one of those sex cams???
Angel4: No, Wally. Not if you don't own one. Um..is Wally your real name, and.. are you over 18?
Wally: I'm 31 (mmpft) but I won't tell you my real name.
Angel4: Why?
Wally: The last woman I chatted with was a psycho and started sending me death threats in the mail.
Angel4: Oh my, that's awful. Is she still stalking you?
Wally: No. Luckily she found someone else with a better credit card rating.
Angel4: Haven't seen u here before. Do u want to get to know me better? I'm 5'5, 120 lbs, 34/24/34.
Wally: What are all those numbers, your phone number??? I'm in Canada - we just have seven digits.
Angel4: Um, no. Those are my measurements. I'm a dancer/actress/model and I work out 4 hours a day.
Wally: You work out? I mostly work inside. I'm a heart surgeon. (mmpft) Don't you sometimes get too cold working outside so much?
Angel4: No, silly! I mean I EXERCISE MY BODY.
Wally: Why don't you get a job loading trucks? It's exercise, and they give you money.
Angel4: Uh... Forget it...So, what do you look like?
Wally: I've been told I look like a cross between Jim Nabors and the guy who lives across the street from my aunt's house.
Angel4: Just a minute, it's very hot in here. Do you mind if I slip off these panties and get more comfortable?
Wally: Ok. I have to go feed my dog while you do that.
Angel4: Sheesh.
Wally: OK I'm back. Sorry I took so long. Hey, what's this file in my computer. HEY, ARE YOU SENDING ME A VIRUS, ANGLE?
Angel4: Calm down, Wally. That's a picture of me. Open it up. It's safe. And my name's Angel.
Wally: No, I better go ask my wife first. I'm not allowed to download anything without her permission..be right back-
Angel4: NO, WALLY! Um..there's no need to show your wife this picture...Just calm down and open it.
Wally: WOW!! WOW!! WOW!!! You look EXACTLY like an old poster I had for years!!!! I swear you look just like Farah Facet Majors without the wrinkles. Did you pose for a poster too???
Angel4: Um.. no, that's just a photo I had taken last week. That's really me, honest... Now will you tell me your real name?
Wally: Well.. um.. I-I-
Angel4: Fine. I'll just start chatting with InTooDeep then..
Wally: WAIT! As long as you are not a stalker. I'm Wally Eastwood and I live at 56 Crown St. in Toronto Canada, Postal Code K6V IV4. But maybe I shouldn't tell you that.
Angel4: Oh, don't worry...you can trust me. I'm taking my silk blouse off, Wally..
Wally: Aren't you worried you'll catch a cold?
Angel4. Well, if you saw me topless right now you would know it's a bit chilly here..
Wally: It gets cold here too at night. My wife won't turn the heater up past 62 degrees and-
Angel4: I'm getting really hot, Wally.
Wally: Make up your mind, you just said you were cold.
Angel4: Tell me what you are wearing.
Wally: I'm wearing blue boxer shorts and a Bart Simpson Tee Shirt.
Angel4: Why don't you take off your shirt for me, Wally..
Wally: WHY? It's a really funny one with Bart and this really fat woman and it says "Purple Crack Kills".. Have you seen it? (long, long, pause from Angel4)
Angel4: You know, to tell you the truth I'm a bit busy right now and-
Wally: Did I mention I'm 6' 3" 200 lbs and can bench press 300 pounds? (mmpft)
Angel4: *Perking*
Wally: What.. you're having coffee at this hour????
Angel4: No.. I mean..*wow* meaning.. that sounds just.. mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Wally: OH my God! You spilt your coffee on the keyboard, didn't you? Now your m key is sticking!
Angel4: NO, Wally, for crissakes I'm not having any coffee! I mean MMMMMMMMMM..Like.."I'M EXCITED"..do you get it? Can you possibly freaking keep up here, you putz?
Wally: OH! I GET IT! It's those EMOTICONS! I bought that book INTERNET for MORONS to learn those, but I forgot where I put it-
Angel4: I think I'm getting a migraine.
Wally:But I remember some of them...Let's see: I forget.
Angel4: You have a great sense of humour... Now I'm really getting hot...can u call me, Wally?
Wally: Why would I call you my own name?
Angel4: No...u know.. CALL me..on the phone..
Wally: No, I can't, I'm trying to cut back on my phone bill..but..HEY..WAIT you mean call you for phonesex????
Angel4:: Yeah..It's only $3.99 a minute and I'll bet you have a sexy voice, Wally.
Wally: I tried that phone sex once but I couldn't figure out what I was supposed to do with the receiver.
Angel4: *Sigh* Wally, do you want to get off with me or not!?
Wally: Get off? Angle, I just signed on and I have 5 more free hours!! I got this great deal through my phone company and a free phone card and-
Angel4: I MEAN CYBERSEX!!!!
Wally: Wow!!! My wife just left the house,too! I'd like to try that stuff out.
Angel4: Finally!.. Here's a free sample. Now listen carefully.. when you start to get turned on, you type "oooooooooooooo", get it? I'm completely naked now, Wally, and I'm starting to-
Wally: 00000000000000000000000000000000000000
Angel4: This isn't the time to be cracking jokes.
Wally: I'm done. That was great.
Angel4: Are you SERIOUS???
Wally: I get excited easily. I'm sorry, Angle.
Angel4: Jesus, what schmuck. And it's ANGEL, you jerk!!
USER ANGEL14 is no longer online

Wally: Hello? ::clicking keyboard:: HELLO, ANGLE? It says you are no longer online. Tell me if this is true. Hello?

I'm backkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk and well kinda drunkish (opps).

I had an alright time tonight. First about 25 of us went to a charity kinda event. It was a version of the Price is Right. Was kinda cool. There were probably 2000 people and 7 of us got called although I did not get to come on down..or cum for that matter (give me a little time and that may change)
Then we went to a dance and then clubbing.

I have noticed that being at a club and not trying to pick up is a whole other world. The stuff you see is amazing..well not amazing but kinda sad/funny. And the guys who did hit on me (well if you consider random strangers coming up and hugging you and so on flirting) were all young guys - Pups as Lunna calls em.
LOL so for once I get hit on by guys I would consider. GO figure

OK well I am drunk and slurring (even though you don't see it)

Question:hehe if Beachy is drunk and falls off her chair tryng to make the screen stop spinning and no one is there to see it does she really fall?

time (and bruises) will tell

Wooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooo
I am going out tonight =0) and I have every intention of getting "fall-on-my-ass-can't-get-up-too-effed-to-care" drunk. Or maybe just a few drinks. We will see as the night goes on.

Now to the big question...white capri pants or black skirt?? Its gonna be hot..but the skirt is short and well if I get too drunk I may up giving more of a show then I need to.

Sigh and my house is such a mess. It needs to be cleaned before I go anywhere. Any one got a maid I can borrow?
Its already 2pm and I need to be there at 6...and I still need to shower, do hair (maybe a trip to the hairdresser???) and make up and find something to wear...

I need to turn off NN

/me closes eyes and blindly moves mouse to the "x"..I get threee tries..If I dont exit NN then it means I can perv for 10 more minutes..per try

I freaking hate my job.

I used to like my job, even though it was not what ever thought I would be doing. Now with everyday that goes by I hate it more and more.
Yesterday my department had no work left to do ( I do finish work -sanding, staining, etc). The AC is not working and its probably 40C (104F) at the coolest. So I went and helped another section and I asked if it would be ok if I left early and was told I could.
So I get there this morning and within 1 minute was yelled at 1) for leaving the day before and 2) because I never went and cleaned up an area (this area has NOTHING to do with me), I instead was doing actual work.
So they stick me to clean that area up - its a small section jammed full with pieces of wood up to 12' in length...some 4 ' wide (keep in mind I am 5'3" There is no AC, and in order to get anything done I need to rearrange each piece like 4 times. And I am to do it by myself...Again keep in mind..I work with ALL MEN except one girl. So they are all doing other stuff and fooling around and I am lifting shit thats twice as big as I am.
In the past year my sick days have gone from 5 days to 3.
My work load has increased double or triple
The quality of the stuff I am preparing is not worth shit yet I need to make it look good..and in a hurry
I lost my AC
Everyone else takes holidays and if they didnt have enough vacation pay, they just take an advance..yet when I asked yesterday I was told no.

I am told by them I am a great worker, and blah blah blah..my work is always done, I do some OT and I help others...

SO WTF am I still doing here???? Being single I just can't up and quit and looking for a job when you work 8-5 and live in a small town is near impossile...*sigh* I just want to cry.

/me is off to find a new place to live

Propriety of manners, and consideration for others, are the two main characteristics of a gentleman. -- Beaconsfield
This is the final test of a gentleman: his respect for those who can be of no possible value to him -- Phelps
To be a gentleman does not depend upon the tailor or the toilet. Good clothes are not good habits. A gentleman is just a gentle-man,--no more, no less; a diamond polished, that was first a diamond in the rought. -- Bishop Doane

These are just a few small simple ideas of what a gentleman is. In my way I can sum it up faster -- RAJ
You are simply one of the most fantastic people I have meet on NN and I am honored to be considered a friend of yours (at least I hope lol)
So on the note....

Happy Birthday to you..Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday dear Rajjjjjjjjjjjjjj Happy Birthday to you

mwahhhhhhh
love ya

First - I went to see Wedding Crashers tonight and OMFG! I laughed sooooooooo hard...you know- belly hurts, make up smeared, gasping for air. Maybe it wasn't that funny to all but I love it

Second - and this is a biggie! I just found the CD I have been missing forever. It has my little cousin on it singing You are my Sunshine to me...I cry every damn time I here it. He made it for me like 3-4 years ago and now my baby is 7..Yet everytime I see him I still get cuddles, kisses and hugs. Who could ask for more.

YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE (in his way)
You are my sunthine
My Only sunthine
You make me HapPYYYYYYY!
When skies are grey
You never know dear
How much I wuv you
Please don't take my sunthine away

The other night dear
When I was sweeping
I dreamt I held you in my armsss
When I awoke dear
I was a'istaking
So I held my head and I cried

/me cries through the tears and smiles at happy memories

Can someone pleaseeeeeeeeee come here and turn the temprature down?? I think I am about to become a beachy puddle

/me is off to find relief

Woohoo!! Today is my second NN aNNiversary! Wow two years of posting pics! (nn was the first time I ever posted!)
I have become a whole different person through NN and have learned so much. The people I have meet are amazing and almost closer than family.
Things I Have Learned
1) Trolls are best beaten by agreeing with them or better yet...make fun of yourself (or the subject) before they can
2) Fakes will always be caught-through other websites, chatting errors or just plain stupidity
3) There are people all over the world with tastes the same as ours and who find us attractive, even when we are led to believe we are unworthy
4) Perving is global and language-barrier typos lead to some of the best laughs you can have
5) Typos are going to happen and things will get embarassing (hehe ask Cmy about my "fisting" experience someday)But as in life..roll with the laughter and don't make a big deal out if it.
6) Trust yourself with a) knowing what you are comfortable doing/posting
b)the intuiton you have that the person you are talking to is not who they claim to be (lol like when they say they have a six pack and have no pics...usually it means they have beer)
7)Sexiness comes in some many shapes, forms, sizes, nationalities, preferences, genders, ideals, and so many other things that it can NEVER be defined
There is no way you can fit everyones "Ideal" mate fantasy. Find the person who is your soul mate and let that be enough
9)(this one is my opinon)I don't care if you are the most beautiful person on the outside...if you can't be nice and treat people with respect and kindness then you are no longer beautiful
10)That I have made some of the best friends a person can have in their life on this site
SMO4 and Night - I love you guys to death and if I can ever have what you have I will be blessed, not only are you sexy, but you are real, genuine, caring and well..fantastic
LuNNa - No matter how bad my day is you can always make me smile.You are always there for me with an ear to bitch to and a pic to perv to. If we ever get the chance to meet..Look out world.
Raj - I have no idea why you have always been so nice to me, but I consider you a true friend (with a great "you know". If there was ever a way to call someone a "ladies man" and mean it in a positive way then you are the best example. Always a gentleman and always a king of men
My baby (hehe name withheld until he decides different) You are amazing and I can only hope we meet to explore this further. If we don't..then I will still always treasure all that you have given me and every smile shared.
And to the rest....wayyyyyyyyyyyy to many to mention. Some are still here, some have found a new place to perv, some on a break - you have all touched my life and I am glad for the oppurtunity.

~NN always and forever will be my perv home~
/me gets comfy and sits in for the long haul

PS - TO NN and NN-J thank you for building not only a great site, but a fantastic community of friendship, love and sex.
mwahhhhhhhhhh

hehe I like adding to this

Men with ball caps pulled low and sexy smiles
Videos with sound
Comedies that really are funny
Babies
Tease Pics MMMMMMMMMM
Falling in lust
Anticipation