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Short fat and ugly lol- Also laid back, easy to get to know person, who is just having fun.
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| Thursday, February 14, 2013, 12:36:29 AM- Valentines | ||||||
Happy Valentines day to all my friends on NN. Hope hope you have a fantastic day with your loved one. If, like me, youn will be alone I hope you enjoy yourself on here. Love, Geoff | ||||||
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| Monday, February 11, 2013, 12:54:16 AM- Music | ||||||
I went to the music store the other day. I asked the guy behind the counter - "Do you have anything by the Doors?" He said - "Yes, Security - now fuck off!" | ||||||
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| Monday, February 4, 2013, 11:23:11 PM- Bayswater | ||||||
There is a suburb of Melbourne called Bayswater. It is miles from the bay and there is no water there to speak of. Irony or just a stupid name?? | ||||||
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| Friday, January 25, 2013, 1:04:25 PM- Happy Australia Day | ||||||
"Clancy of the Overflow" Poem of Banjo Paterson, set to music | ||||||
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| Saturday, January 5, 2013, 1:49:54 AM- I need you | ||||||
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| Wednesday, January 2, 2013, 9:24:30 PM- Love this | ||||||
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| Friday, December 28, 2012, 7:07:53 AM- | ||||||
What do you get if you eat Christmas decortaions? Tinsle-itis | ||||||
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| Monday, December 24, 2012, 11:05:09 AM- and so this is Christmas | ||||||
Just a note to wish every one on NN a very merry Christmas. I hope you and your family have a joyous occassion and all your wishes come true. Thank you all for the pics and the chat. I hope to see more of you all in the coming year. | ||||||
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| Tuesday, December 18, 2012, 12:48:21 AM- PUNOGRAPHY ( or bad one line jokes ) | ||||||
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me ! Velcro - what a rip off ! Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery. Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy. | ||||||
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| Friday, December 7, 2012, 4:40:54 AM- Australian kiss | ||||||
I asked my gf if she wanted an Australian kiss. She said "What's that?" I said is just like a French kiss - except it's down under. | ||||||
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