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| Monday, February 10, 2014, 7:06:17 PM- | ||||||
HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN Love her Take her to dinner Miss the game for her Buy her jewelry Be interested in what she says HOW TO PLEASE A MAN Show up naked Bring beer | ||||||
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| Sunday, February 9, 2014, 3:46:38 PM- Only Talking | ||||||
You know the romance is gone When she spends more time with the showerhead Than she does with you | ||||||
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| Saturday, February 8, 2014, 5:43:31 PM- | ||||||
yeah, they say a penny for your thoughts well mine will get me jail time. | ||||||
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| Thursday, February 6, 2014, 2:00:43 PM- | ||||||
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $20." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full. | ||||||
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| Tuesday, February 4, 2014, 4:03:26 PM- | ||||||
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| Monday, February 3, 2014, 11:59:16 PM- | ||||||
Im going to get a tattoo on my nuts Going to read sweet n low | ||||||
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| Saturday, February 1, 2014, 10:29:38 PM- | ||||||
Cop pulled me over and asked: You been drinking. I said why you buying We laughed and laughed I need bail money | ||||||
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| Saturday, February 1, 2014, 4:57:40 PM- | ||||||
A funeral service is held for a woman who just passed away. As the pallbearers carry the casket out, they accidentally bump into a wall. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive. She lives for 10 more years and then dies. They have another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!" | ||||||
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| Friday, January 31, 2014, 10:54:09 AM- | ||||||
In Alcohols defense, Ive done some pretty dumb shit. While completely sober | ||||||
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| Tuesday, January 28, 2014, 4:04:20 PM- | ||
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