Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Tuesday, March 11, 2025, 6:21:00 PM- Old man joke | ||
I went to the doctor, thinking I might have arthritis. I don't... I have rigor mortis. ~ | ||
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| Monday, March 10, 2025, 6:31:24 PM- Mr. Obvious | ||
There was a recent post on social media. The question was: 'What do you miss about your hometown from the '60s, '70s, '80s and '90s'. I wrote seven words - not being able to be there now. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, March 9, 2025, 6:58:44 PM- Be warned | ||
The coming week of 3/10 through 3/16 is false spring around here. Temperatures will be in the high 60s, low 70s all week. After 3/16, temperatures will return to the normal of low to mid 50s. This has been a public service announcement. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, March 8, 2025, 7:20:52 PM- Adjustments | ||
When I retired, I made sure I was debt free and had a good cushion of cash in the bank. In the two years since retirement, I try to stay on the same budget and watch my spending. BUT, the cost of living keeps climbing. Now I find myself making my own 'budget cuts' to keep afloat. I'm far from being in a critical situation. I'm simply learning you can't really cover everything when you plan for retirement. Life gets in the way. ~ | ||
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| Friday, March 7, 2025, 7:43:53 PM- Whether I like it or not | ||
I was thinking of going on a diet. But since the price of everything keeps going up, I don't think I will have to. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, March 6, 2025, 8:09:34 PM- Grrr... | ||
I've been dealing with my landlord's office today. Words are often misread and taken the wrong way. It would have been simpler to talk in person. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, March 5, 2025, 7:22:42 PM- Another one | ||
Why do people post the weather in their area on social media? It's as bothersome as posting pictures of your food. Is a person's life so boring that pictures of weather or food make them think they're cool? My pet peeve list continues to grow. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, March 4, 2025, 7:23:17 PM- Agreed | ||
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. Groucho Marx And yet here I am. Me ~ | ||
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| Monday, March 3, 2025, 7:08:34 PM- Blonde joke of the day | ||
An overweight blonde went to her doctor, asking what she could do to lose weight. The doctor told her to eat regular meals for two days and then skip the third day. He told her to do this for two weeks then to come back. He told her she would have no problem dropping 5 pounds. After two weeks the blonde went back to the doctor and told him she had lost 20 pounds. He told her that was great and wondered if she had any problems with the diet. Yes, she said. That third day I thought I was going to die from all that skipping. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, March 2, 2025, 7:25:06 PM- A sign | ||
You know you live in an old town when the high school that was built over 50 years ago to replace the former high school is still called the 'new' high school. ~ | ||
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