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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Friday, April 11, 2025, 6:14:59 PM- Conundrum | ||
If the early bird gets the worm, then why do good things come to those who wait? ~ | ||
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| Thursday, April 10, 2025, 5:54:10 PM- Mmm, mmm, good | ||
The chicken is the only animal we eat before it's born and after it's dead. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, April 9, 2025, 5:55:08 PM- Listen up | ||
I just had a physical, and the doctor said "Don't eat anything fatty." I said "Like burgers and bacon?" He said "No, fatty, don't eat anything." ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, April 8, 2025, 6:20:25 PM- A mouth watering thought | ||
I used to eat a lot of steak. That has passed away since I now eat healthier - mostly fish and chicken. About once a month I'll fix a couple of cheeseburgers, but for the most part I have given up red meat. Still... I sometimes check out the selections of steak when I'm at the grocery. It's like my attitude about women: I don't have them much any more, but I can still look and appreciate what I see. ~ | ||
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| Monday, April 7, 2025, 6:20:33 PM- Sadly true | ||||||
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ~ | ||||||
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| Sunday, April 6, 2025, 5:05:00 PM- My fitness routine | ||
I do crunches twice a day. Nestle's and Captain. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, April 5, 2025, 5:00:23 PM- Figured it out | ||
All my life I have heard women with a full closet of clothes claim to not have anything to wear. Recently I began scrolling through the over 400 channels (including premium) I have on my t.v. service. I couldn't find anything I wanted to watch. Ladies, I now understand your woe. | ||
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| Friday, April 4, 2025, 7:20:52 PM- Easy diet | ||
If you want to lose weight, stop eating food containing gluten. Instead of searching for food that's gluten free, Just quit consuming any food you like - those are the foods containing gluten. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, April 3, 2025, 6:21:56 PM- How my mind works | ||
I talked to someone who used to have rabbits, but got rid of them, because they said they kept multiplying. In my mind I saw a room full of rabbits using adding machines. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, April 2, 2025, 7:04:19 PM- Upon request | ||||||
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, If you can't laugh at yourself, call me... I'll laugh at you. ~ | ||||||
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