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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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Monday, November 27, 2023, 7:59:59 PM- It is to laugh | ||
I received a rather odd personal message from someone today. I was accused of leaving nasty comments under their and one other's pictures. And I was called shallow. If saying someone looks beautiful, then I am guilty. In all my years on NN I have never once left any kind of mean or nasty comment for anyone. I only believe in leaving positive comments. If I don't like how someone looks, I keep it to myself. I checked, believe me. It wasn't me. I'm not the only person on NN to have their user name start with Jake. Perhaps they bitched at the wrong one? ~ | ||
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Sunday, November 26, 2023, 5:57:38 PM- Works for me | ||
A cool, rainy day. I need a pick me up. Donuts. Yeah, that will pick me up. One of life's simple pleasures. | ||
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Saturday, November 25, 2023, 10:20:29 PM- No worries | ||
I just saw a t.v. commercial with a phrase included I made up years ago. Unlike a lot of people today, I'm not contacting my lawyer. It actually makes me happy that something I've said is remembered. ~ | ||
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Friday, November 24, 2023, 7:22:49 PM- Black shmack | ||
Thanksgiving is over. Today is black Friday. Will I be out shopping? Yes, but not for Christmas deals. I will be shopping at the grocery instead. I have found, after several years of research, that grocery stores are fairly empty on Black Friday. At least for one day I can avoid the crowds. ~ | ||
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Thursday, November 23, 2023, 7:33:36 PM- No | ||
One of those comments you don't want to hear while eating your Thanksgiving dinner: "Well, butter my butt and call me biscuit!" ~ Happy Thanksgiving! | ||
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Wednesday, November 22, 2023, 7:11:04 PM- A blank | ||
I thought of writing a book titled 'My Wit and Witticisms', but discarded the project due to lack of material. ~ | ||
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Tuesday, November 21, 2023, 8:53:24 PM- Good start | ||
I was sitting in a bar, having a drink and munching on some peanuts that were in a bowl on the bar. A lady near me leaned over and asked if she could have some of my penis. Taken aback, I asked her to repeat herself. Peanuts, she said. Bemused, I told her what I thought she had said. We laughed... and then she had some of both. | ||
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Monday, November 20, 2023, 8:06:26 PM- A(muse)ing | ||
I watched the last episodes of 'Fear the Walking Dead' Sunday night. Today I'm wondering how the character Alicia came back at the end of the show with both of her arms, since she left the show with only one arm? Hmmm... | ||
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Sunday, November 19, 2023, 6:28:58 PM- Sorry | ||
No thoughts today. I'm spending my day watching violence-numbing American football. ~ | ||
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Saturday, November 18, 2023, 6:42:07 PM- The problem | ||
Every time I try to find an item I'm looking for online, it's like pulling teeth. Enter what you want in the website's search engine and you will find that 90% of the items offered are NOT what you're looking for. That's how lazy people are today... ... they'd rather sit and scroll than get off their butts and actually do some in person shopping. ~ | ||
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