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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, December 15, 2024, 6:33:07 PM- (Yawn) | ||||||
I had a lot of stuff to do today. Now I have a lot of stuff to do tomorrow. ~ | ||||||
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| Saturday, December 14, 2024, 6:52:34 PM- Dream of... pain? | ||
I dreamed I was riding a motorcycle. I found a kitten and picked it up, thinking to take it somewhere safe. Wrong! It bit my finger and stuck its claws in my hand. So I stopped and set it down. It scampered off. Then I needed to go to the bathroom. I walked into a building and found that the doors were so small I'd have to crawl to get inside. Fuck it, I thought; I'll hold it. Got bake on the bike and rode off. Hell of a way to wake up... and I had to pee. ~ | ||
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| Friday, December 13, 2024, 7:13:51 PM- It's a date | ||
Friday the 13th is still better than any Monday. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, December 12, 2024, 7:44:54 PM- Reality bites | ||
I'm at the age where my mind still thinks 'I can do that'. My body just giggles and says 'Try it and die, old man'. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, December 11, 2024, 8:21:40 PM- Sad but true | ||
You can't save someone who isn't willing to participate in their own rescue. ~ | ||
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| Monday, December 9, 2024, 8:13:17 PM- Really | ||
I saw a young lady walking through a store Today. Attractive, except for bulging lips eyelashes WAY too long and breasts the size of watermelons on an otherwise thin frame. And the young man walking with her had an enormous bulge in his pants... possible penis extension? I guess there's not much people won't do today to be noticed. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, December 8, 2024, 6:50:53 PM- The long and winding road. | ||
Two nuns were riding bicycles around Rome. "I've never come this way before." said the first nun. The second nun replies: "It must be the cobblestones." ~ | ||
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| Saturday, December 7, 2024, 7:18:38 PM- Generally speaking | ||||||
A general was talking with a woman at a fundraiser. She asked him when he last had sex. He told her 1956. She then took him to her room at the hotel, where they made love for an hour. Afterwards, she cuddled up against him and told him he hadn't forgotten anything since 1956. "I should hope not," he replied. "It's only 2130." ~ | ||||||
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| Friday, December 6, 2024, 7:54:34 PM- Word | ||
Today's pro tip: Keep singing Christmas carols until they send you home. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, December 5, 2024, 8:17:14 PM- My lifestyle in retirement | ||
Today I'm doing nothing, because I was doing nothing yesterday and I wasn't finished. I'm no quitter. ~ | ||
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