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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Friday, July 7, 2023, 6:38:22 PM- VS | ||
If you ever want to start an argument, ask a group of people if the term is soda, or pop. ~ | ||
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| Thursday, July 6, 2023, 6:25:59 PM- I remember | ||
The ages old advice to married couples for a longer, happier marriage is: 'Never go to bed angry.' Boy, was I ever tired all the time I was hitched.  | ||
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| Wednesday, July 5, 2023, 6:11:15 PM- Rationalizing | ||
Why drink hot beverages when it is hot outside? People who study these things say that consuming hot drinks raises your body temperature, then lowers it - quicker than consuming cold beverages. ~ | ||
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| Monday, July 3, 2023, 7:17:17 PM- Old school tip | ||
Heard on an old sitcom from 10 to 15 years ago by an old lady: "In my day, it was called discipline. Today it's called child abuse." "And what we called checking up on where your husband is, now it's called stalking." Times have changed. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, July 1, 2023, 5:26:39 PM- Clean it up | ||
Early this morning we had a pretty good downpour, complete with lots of thunder and lightning. A couple of hours later I decided to do some laundry. I loaded up and went downstairs to the basement where the laundry facilities are located. Nope. Water over much of the area, specifically both washers and one dryer. Looks like I'll be taking a trip to the local laundromat. It costs more, but it is quicker- but not cheaper. Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to wash I go. ~ | ||
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| Friday, June 30, 2023, 6:22:35 PM- Tip of the cap | ||
As a former outfielder, I always applaud great catches:  | ||
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| Thursday, June 29, 2023, 5:48:58 PM- Reverse logic | ||
At 16 I was fired from Taco Bell for passing the drug test. They said they didn't have confidence I could make a burrito... if I couldn't roll a joint. | ||
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| Wednesday, June 28, 2023, 6:02:08 PM- Association | ||
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius... but his brother Frank was a monster. | ||
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| Tuesday, June 27, 2023, 6:23:03 PM- Tip | ||
Always eat tacos over a tortilla shell, so when stuff falls out... BAM! Extra taco. You're welcome. | ||
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| Monday, June 26, 2023, 6:22:57 PM- Query | ||
Why is no one ever the right amount of whelmed? ? | ||
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