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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Wednesday, July 3, 2024, 5:58:33 PM- Twain strikes again | ||
"It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. ~ Mark Twain ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, July 2, 2024, 8:52:35 PM- Future bummer | ||
Someday, when scientists discover the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them. ~ | ||
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| Monday, July 1, 2024, 6:27:48 PM- Yo-yo time again | ||
Last week we had 90+ degree days. Sunday and Monday in the mid 70s. 90 again by Wednesday. Bob, bob, bob. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, June 30, 2024, 4:27:44 PM- Secret | ||
Once in a while people ask me why I'm in a good mood. All I do is look around me at the absurdities of life and I smile. Two quotes come to mind: 1. "What fools these mortals be." - Shakespeare and 2. "This sitcom just writes itself, doesn't it?" - Jerry Seinfeld, on his old t.v. show. ~ | ||
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| Saturday, June 29, 2024, 6:07:42 PM- No surprise | ||
I asked if anyone had changed their opinion on who they would vote for after Thursday's debate. Not surprisingly, the results were 100%. No. I'm not surprised. ~ | ||
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| Friday, June 28, 2024, 6:10:20 PM- Personal experience | ||||||
Any time a beautiful woman I don't know has ever talked to me is because: She needs a favor or she wants to borrow money or she wants me to pay for sex. Sad but true. ~ | ||||||
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| Thursday, June 27, 2024, 7:23:28 PM- It is to laugh | ||
My parents grew up during the Great Depression, many times with little to eat. My generation was fed well, but our parents booted us out of the house every day to play, which burned off a lot of calories. Two generations later, parents let their children play video games, surf the 'net and eat unhealthy snacks... and wonder why the kids are obese. | ||
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| Wednesday, June 26, 2024, 6:54:56 PM- Irony | ||
Yesterday I downloaded an update on my anti-virus software. I received an immediate warning on my computer. That's right... it contained a virus. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, June 25, 2024, 6:49:01 PM- If/so | ||
The doctor who delivered me was named John W Funk. I've always loved music and dancing. One might wonder if my life choices might have been different, had I been delivered by a Doctor Strong or a Doctor Rich. Food (a Doctor Steak?) for thought. ~ | ||
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| Monday, June 24, 2024, 6:12:05 PM- Shake it up | ||||||
Imagine if all businesses had a 'buy one get one free' sale. Patrons of the world's oldest profession would be happy, I suppose. ~ | ||||||
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