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Laid-back, easy going guy until my passions are aroused. I've been here 3 other times... I keep trying to get it right, I guess. lol
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| Sunday, October 22, 2023, 4:58:16 PM- Times | ||
Whatever you give a woman, she will multiply. Give her a house, she'll make it a home. Give her your sperm, she'll give you a baby. But give her grief... ~ | ||
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| Saturday, October 21, 2023, 5:22:47 PM- Bats | ||
Bats are Halloween's butterflies. ~ | ||
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| Friday, October 20, 2023, 6:24:25 PM- A stretch | ||||||
Some people don't look at the dates on some things they post on social media. I saw one today for a lost boy... from 2015. ~ | ||||||
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| Thursday, October 19, 2023, 6:55:10 PM- Food | ||
No one's up for sloppy seconds except Joe... ... and he likes it. ~ | ||
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| Wednesday, October 18, 2023, 7:19:52 PM- Figure it out | ||
I'm 71 now and if you want to know how your parents or grandparents were at your age, you need to learn a few catch phrases from when they were your age, like: Sock it to me. You bet your sweet bippy. Here come da judge. Far out. Outta sight. To name a few. Every generation has their terminology. The more you learn, the more you'll know. ~ | ||
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| Tuesday, October 17, 2023, 7:17:05 PM- If the earth were flat... | ||
... we would have no oceans. ~ | ||
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| Monday, October 16, 2023, 7:01:05 PM- Yessir | ||
Today seemed to be the day all of my updates came at once on my computer. Finally, everything is up to date... except the user. ~ | ||
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| Sunday, October 15, 2023, 4:59:32 PM- Get your own | ||
What did the man say after smacking away the hand of someone attempting to dip a tortilla chip into his snack bowl? Nacho cheese!  | ||
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| Saturday, October 14, 2023, 4:58:01 PM- Number please | ||
When someone says: Enough is enough I wonder if they can put a number on that. ~ | ||
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| Friday, October 13, 2023, 6:30:35 PM- Aftertaste | ||
Be careful what you eat. Not so much what remains in your mouth after eating something... The burp (women) or belch (men) you have later will bring the meal back to you. Kind of a gift that keeps on giving. ~ | ||
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