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Fun with a wicked sense of humor. Not interested in cyber or any such nonsense. I get plenty of real sex at home so I don't need any pretend internet sex, thanks. Don't need a fuck buddy either so please don't ask. Just here to perv and hang with all my pervy friends
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Tuesday, August 7, 2007, 2:55:30 AM- | ||||||
It's Monday evening. My husband just got home from work and I mixed up some turkey burgers for dinner. I just have to tear him away from his chat window so he can turn on the BBQ. The grill is his job lol. I just prep whatever is going on it. We will have a nice dinner, watch a little tv as a family and then try and go to bed early. He promised me a full body massage and I can't wait!!! Maybe it will turn into something more than just a rubdown...we will see... Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: The exhaust fan on my Mac, it's making a funny noise | ||||||
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Monday, August 6, 2007, 12:20:58 AM- Last night :) | ||||||
We are home from last nights debauchery lol. Both of us are relaxed and feeling good, maybe a bit on the tired side after our evening with A and C. I will try and not make this go on forever so I will do my best to give you the condensed version of our night: We checked into the hotel yesterday, late afternoon. We wanted some time to kick back and relax before meeting A and C for dinner. The hotel was packed. There was a large wedding happening and we had neighbors on both sides of our room. This didn't bode well for them as I am very noisy when I cum lol. We got ready and went to dinner and had a fun time and then stopped at a BevMo to get some drinks on our way back to the hotel. We hung out and talked and got comfy and A and I changed into something sexy. Then things really took off. She and I were on one bed and we were just talking and she was stroking me gently and then she started kissing my leg. Starting from my ankle all the way up to the inside of my thigh till she pushed my legs wide open and began kissing my pussy and licking my clit. OMG it felt fantastic. She was eating me out like there was no tomorrow and all you could hear was me panting and a lot of moaning - both me and her. The guys were just dead silent and watching the show lol. At least I think they were, truth be told I was paying not one bit of attention to them! When I came I was howling and writhing around but she didn't let up she kept on sucking on my clit and my orgasm just kept rolling thru my body. It didn't stop. When it was all over I was covered in sweat and felt like I had been hit by a truck. I could barely move my limbs so I just lay there like a limp noodle while she lay next to me. When I could finally sit up I started to caress her breasts and rub her pussy and my mouth was watering; thinking about how she would taste so I asked her to take off her panties and scoot up higher in the bed. I started kissing her between her breasts and down her belly, all the way to her pussy and then I started to very gently tease her opening with the tip of my tongue. She was so nice and juicy and tasted delicious. She was moaning, and starting to wiggle her hips. The more I licked and sucked on her pussy the louder she moaned as she thrust her crotch towards my face. She let out a huge groan and came but I wasnt quite finished with her yet. I was stroking her body with one hand and fingering her with my other. Her body started to buck and she came again really quickly. We took a breather for a minute and had a drink and things happened really fast after that. The guys ditched their clothes and my hubby went with A on one bed and C and I took the other and we all got busy. C made a beeline for my pussy and had me writhing around in very short order. I have no idea what was going on on the other bed but whatever it was it must have been good because I heard A cumming again. I was right behind her and had a whopper of an orgasm and C kept me going until I came again, immediately. I was hoarse from screaming and I had a momentary pang of guilt for the poor people trying to sleep next to us. It was a fleeting thought though because I saw C's hard on and forgot all about the neighbors. I started by licking and sucking his balls and then sucking on his cock. After a while he said he wanted more of my pussy so he asked me to 69 him. So there I was, sitting on his face while I was deep throating his cock and I could feel my pussy just dripping all over. I could feel my self getting close to cumming and he did too, so he grabbed my hips and ground my pussy onto his mouth and tongue. I couldn't scream as I was deep throating him so all that came out were these whimpering, gurgling noises as I came all over his face. I rolled off of him and he put on a rubber and slid into me. I was on my knees (my favorite position) and he was fucking me and he started squeezing my ass and then began fingering my asshole. That did it for me, it pushed me over the edge and I had another orgasm. He kept thrusting slowly the whole time and when I was done he pushed me down so I was was on my tummy, flat on the bed. He was angled over me and his body was basically laying on mine - almost his whole weight - and he began grinding his cock in my pussy as fast as he could. The position and angle was a new one for me and he must have been rubbing against my G-spot because I had one of those sort of continuous G-spot type orgasms just about a minute after he came. I was so wiped out. There was a big puddle on the bedspread so I must have squirted. We both flopped down to relax and catch our breath and observe what was going on next door. My hubby was pounding the hell out of A who was on her knees and she just kept cumming over and over. She is one of those girls that can have like a string of 8 orgasms really quick, one right after the other. C and I just sat back and talked and relaxed for about 20 minutes. I had been playing with his cock, just stroking it and toying with it, and it started to get hard again. I had rested enough so I knelt between his legs and started to give him a BJ. He loves having his balls played with so I was massaging them while sucking him. After about 10 minutes of this he lets out a grunt and says he is about to cum, so I take him deep into my throat as I squeeze his balls while sucking him. He starts groaning and spurts off in my mouth. It wasn't a huge load but he had cum only about a half hour before. He admitted that he was very surprised he could get off so quickly as he says it usually takes him quite a while to be able to cum a second time. He was impressed by my oral skills lol. He was done for the night after that and I was pretty tired myself. Things were winding down on the other bed so when they finished up we cleaned up some and went to bed. Everyone was exausted. We all woke up around 8:30 this a.m. and we decided to go to breakfast. We were all starving. It must have been all the excercise we got the night before lol. We ate and chatted and then they had to get back home; they had a long drive and had to get back home so the babysitter could leave (they have 2 kids) so we said goodbye and they went home. We had late checkout so we went back to the hotel. Practically the minute the door shut our clothes hit the floor and my hubby picked me up and tossed me on the bed and proceeded to lick me and fuck me silly. He said thinking about watching C fuck me made him so hot and horny. Well 2 loads of cum later the sheets were a splattery mess and so was I. We snuggled for a while and then hit the shower so we could pack up and go. We still had a couple errands to run before we went to pick our son up. We are home now, back to our regular life and there is laundry and chores waiting for me but I am not feeling terribly inclined to address it. I just feel too damn good; Well fucked and mellow. The chores can wait a little while. I kind of want to take a little nap. Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: The hum of my hard drive | ||||||
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Saturday, August 4, 2007, 4:44:53 PM- Tonight | ||||||
Tonight we are meeting another couple and I am starting to get excited. "A" and "C" are very cool people and I think we will have a lot of fun tonight. My hubby can't wait to fuck A and part of the attraction is that she and I look pretty similar. Both blonde, same hair length, almost the same height, roughly the same body size and shape (her tits are a bit bigger) and we have the same sexual likes and appetites. I jokingly said that he should think of us like sisters. That got him pretty excited lol. She and I plan to double team both him and her hubby at some point so I am looking forward to that. My hubby says he will be in heaven with two girls on his cock but heaven is gonna have to wait a little bit. A is very bi and she can't wait to get in my panties. I can't wait either. She went down on me at a party a while back but we had to leave so she didn't get to finish me off, but my god she was good. Now is her chance to finish what she started and she plans on taking full advantage. We will start off with some girly fun first, the guys will just have to sit back and watch us play for a while until we get to them lol. So that is the evening plans, now I must remove my mind from the gutter and get some chores done before we drop our son off at hubby's folks for the night. Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: The hum of my hard drive | ||||||
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Saturday, August 4, 2007, 4:41:51 AM- Just Fair-ly | ||
We went to our county Fair today - me, my son and my folks. Poor hubby was trapped at work wresting with a T1 line so he couldn't come. It is kind of sad to see what the Fair has become around her. It used to be longer than 5 days and had barnfulls of animals and lots of Ag exhibits and the home arts displays took up 2 buildings. I guess people don't care about this sort of thing anymore. Going to the Fair was a big deal when I was growing up and my brother and I were both in 4-H for a while. Ever since my son was born I have been taking him to the Fair and we have not missed it. The past couple years I have gotten him interested in entering some exhibits as an Independent Junior and he has done very well. I also entered various baked goods and even took some ribbons myself (what can I say? I am secretly a Martha Stewart/Betty Crocker sort of gal lol). We didn't enter anything this year as we were pretty busy. I really regret not doing it as it may be the last year for our local Fair. I would be so sad to see it go; it would be like losing a link to my childhood. As it is the Fair is a pale shadow of it's former self. It is so small. The livestock barns and arenas are long gone. The big floral and gardening displays are gone. A lot of the food vendors are gone too. The Home Arts stuff is now in 1 building and is spread out so it looks full. In reality it could have all been held in 1/2 of the building. It is all mostly rides and midway now. We did have a yummy dinner. We shared amongst ourselves: a huge smoked turkey leg, a vegie and chicken wrap, roasted sweet corn, some smoked tri-tip. We also shared a funnel cake for dessert. I didn't care for it, it was very greasy. I made sure to get a smoked turkey leg for husband to go so he could have it for dinner when we got home. We then checked out what exhibits were to be had. I can safely say the most eye catching and highly bizarre thing I saw was a collection of antique gopher and mole traps and repellent containers. It was very strange. It belonged to some family. I would never have considered gopher traps to be a highly prized collectible but hey - everyone needs a hobby, right? We also watched swine and sheep judging and then my son went on some rides and then we packed it in. Now I have a tummy ache from the bit of funnel cake I ate. I knew I should have gotten some cotton candy instead Purrs to all, Currently listening to: Oingo Boingo "Heard Somebody Cry" | ||
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Friday, August 3, 2007, 4:36:48 PM- Blah | ||
Lots to do today and trying to figure out how to fit it all in and I am just not feeling it at all. I am feeling on the blah side and would much rather find a nice warm blankie to crawl under and just doze the day away. I don't feel like going to the gym or the grocery store or the bank. Nor do I feel like cleaning or stripping the beds or going to lunch with my best friend or going to the Fair with my parents this afternoon. I don't even feel like shopping today. Not even for shoes! What I would love is just a full and complete day all to myself. Alone. To do as little or as much as I chose. No litterboxes to scoop, no lunches to make, no laundry to do, no one else to worry about but me. If I wanted to sleep I could. If I wanted to watch tv I could. If I wanted to sit on the floor and stare at the ceiling I could. Will I get this? Of course not. I don't think I ever have and I know it's just a fantasy. It is a pretty nice fantasy though isn't it? Puurrs to all, | ||
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Thursday, August 2, 2007, 7:01:09 PM- Random musings | ||||||
In a previous blog entry I talked about an ex-friend who begged me to bail her out of a bad situation. It turns out I won't have to deal with it as she won't be going to Denver after all. Good. I really was terribly conflicted being put in that particular situation, and very unhappy so now I am pleased that it is now a non issue. I didn't mention it last night but we went out with friends to dinner and a concert. We had a great dinner at a really nice Medditerannian bistro. Very tasty. We saw Rush and that is always a good show. My husband is a major Rush fan so he was happy. I enjoy Rush but not the newer stuff. It was a nice mellow (ha ha) show. The only really disturbing thing was this bunch of assholes from this group called "God Hates Fags." They were picketing the concert venue. What a bunch of troglodytes. Apparantly since I enjoy the devils music and consorting with homosexuals and fornicators, I am going to hell. That was what the dude waving the sign shouted at me. What a douchebag. I swear some people really need a hobby. I made a mental note to remember what he said as I crank up the devil's muzak on my itunes and I will keep him in mind as well when we meet that couple on Saturday for some serious fornication. Oh yeah and she is very bi so I plan on having lot's of girly fun, too. All the bases are covered so I best pack my bags...hell is calling lol Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: My Chemical Romance "I'm Not Okay" | ||||||
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Thursday, August 2, 2007, 7:10:39 AM- Special day | ||||||
Well it's after midnight here so it is now August 2nd. A special day for us - our 10 year wedding anniversary!!! I can't believe it has been 10 years. It seems like I just closed my eyes for a moment and the years have flown. Happy Anniversary, babe. I love you more than you will ever know. Thank you for being you and for letting me be me. Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: The hum of my hard drive | ||||||
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Wednesday, August 1, 2007, 2:52:44 PM- DAMMIT | ||||||
Do you ever agree to do something you don't want to do, just because you are a 'nice' person?. I just did and I am utterly irritated with myself. Out of the blue an 'ex' friend called in desperation. At 7 a.m. She was in dire need of a pet sitter as her sitter flaked and she was leaving on a trip to Denver. So she calls my house. Pretty nervy if you ask me considering the abominable way that she treated me last year. In public and in full view and earshot of our peers (and anyone else who happened to be standing there) she insulted and attacked my ethics, my husbandry, my choice in the people and the friends I wish to work with, my cats,etc. Basically insulting me in the most shocking ways and saying the most terribly hurtful things - the worst was the outright lies. I was crushed and hurt beyond belief. I had spent the past 7 years defending her to everyone and picking up after her messes and she totally turned on me. I was done with her after that. I spayed the cats I got from her and basically started over. I would no longer work with her nor would I go out of my way to be more than polite when we would run into eachother at shows. Now this. Part of me wanted to say well fuck you you horrible bitch. You didn't value our friendship last year and now you come crying to me because everyone else abandons you? Well too fucking bad. I'll admit I dont want to deal with her or her cats but there are sick kittens that require antibiotics and just can't be left alone for 3 days. So like a fool I agreed - not for her sake but for the cat's sake. It's not their fault their breeder is a psycho bitch. I don't give a damn about her but I can't in good conscience leave those animals without care, especially the ill kittens. Now I will have a 40 minute trip each way to her house, plus feeding, scooping and medicating. I don't even want to think how much $$$ this will cost me in gas and it just blows all of my plans that I had tomorrow and Friday to shit. I hope like hell she is grateful as I didn't have to do this. She treated my like garbage so by rights I could have just let her twist in the wind. I highly doubt she will appreciate it, but whats done is done. I will do the 'right' thing but I sure as hell am not happy about it. Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: The hum of my hard drive | ||||||
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 8:43:21 PM- Blech | ||||||
I have the most cracking headache you can imagine. It is gonna drive me mad. I am tired. Sweaty from working out, and the headache is unrelenting. I thought in some bassackwards fashion that going to the gym would distract me from the pounding in my brain. Wrong-O! I limped thru my workout and ended up cutting it short. I have been trying to cut back on my caffeine consumption and I am paying the price. I have become terribly addicted again, almost to the point I was 13 years ago. It's bad news. I just couldn't take any more so I am having a Diet Coke in the hopes that the pounding in my head and the irritabilty eases somewhat. I will not give in and go to Starbucks, I just won't. I will make myself wait till tomorrow. I feel awful right now. I made popcorn for my son for a snack and the smell of it is making my stomach churn, ugh. I am gonna go take a nice hot shower, maybe that will help. Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: The pounding in my head | ||||||
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 4:12:26 PM- | ||||||
Man am I tired. I have no one to blame but myself. I stayed up wayyyyy too late. I would give anything to drag myself back to bed but my son was up at 7:30am. Little kids are like the rooster - up and crowing with the sun. Yesterday was really busy. I had a bunch of errands but actually ended up with an hour alone to myself at one point- talk about the planets being aligned; this almost NEVER happens. I had been horny all day so rummaged thru my toys to see how to best deal with that problem. Several choices, but I ended up with the vibrating eggs. Two of them. They both ended up inside of my pussy. My thought was if one was good then two would be better! Yeah, it was lol. I was so turned on that no lube was required they just slipped right in and then I cranked up the controls and holy shit!! It was like sitting on a rocket! Big big BIG buzzy orgasm. It was just what I needed as hubby was gonna be late coming home and wasn't going to be in a good mood. He had been having a crap day at work and was tired so there was a possible chance that my orgasms that day and evening would only be the self-inflicted kind. After that lovely release I had to get my panties on and continue with the rest of my day. I didn't get home till after 6:00 so I cooked dinner and we ate without my husband. He came home later and as predicted, was not in a terribly cheerful mood. He ate dinner and then went to the gym to decompress. I gave our kid a bath while hubby mucked around in a chatroom and then we put our son to bed after his bath. Hubby then tells me he intends to get me naked and fuck the hell outta me. Mind you he still looks slightly angry and is all sweaty and dishevled from being at the gym. He didn't look like he was in the mood to take no for an answer, and I for sure was not gonna say no. My panties had been damp all day I was so horny, so my clothes came off real quick. After we ditched our clothes he was all over me, kissing me, squeezing me and tugging on my nipples with his mouth. He had this aura of pent-up agression mixed with lust just pouring off of him that was highly erotic. He then dove face first to my crotch and was sucking and tugging on my pussy lips and attacking my twat with his tongue. I had a monster of an orgasm, a big sloppy, wet one. There was a big puddly spot on the daybed after that. I decided (after I collected my wits) to give his cock some special attention so I spent some time just sucking and licking. Letting him lay back and enjoy being my personal oral plaything. I think he was enjoying himself as he was groaning and his cock was so swollen it looked like it was going to split it's skin. I had had enough of playtime by then and needed him inside me BAD. I wiggled up on top of him and he slid right in and I fucked the heck out of him, yes I did. I was a frantic, sweaty fucking machine and I came so hard I bit the inside of my lip and I just collapsed on top of him. He had his arms around me and continued thrusting so it made my orgasm keep going and going. I thought I was going to pass out. Another puddle for the daybed, as my juices had oozed all over the place and had dripped down his balls. What a mess. It was his turn so I asked him what he wanted; his choice. Anything he wanted he could have. He said he wanted to see me clean my mess off of his cock. Okey dokey. Yessir. This is a task I very much enjoy and it gets him very hot, I mean WAY hot. I love doing it but he really loves it. It must flip some switch in his head beacause it gets him so worked up that he cums like a geyser. Oh yeah he enjoyed himself. He was moaning and groaning and his hips were thrusting as I sucked him clean until he blasted off in my mouth. I think he felt a lot better after that but he just looked wrung out and beat. We rested for a bit (he snored) and then futzed about on the computer for a bit and then went to bed. He zonked out real quick but I was still keyed up. I had a real hard time falling asleep and when I did sleep it was very restless sleep, which is why you find me so tired this morning. Now I have to get my tired ass up and to the bank as it is now 9:00am. I would love to take a nap but I can't with my son here. Guess I will be going to bed early tonight. No rest for the wicked. Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Gorillaz "Kids With Guns" | ||||||
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