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Fun with a wicked sense of humor. Not interested in cyber or any such nonsense. I get plenty of real sex at home so I don't need any pretend internet sex, thanks. Don't need a fuck buddy either so please don't ask. Just here to perv and hang with all my pervy friends
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007, 3:32:03 PM- Noooooooo! | ||
Well I think I have strep throat. And so does my husband. Dammit. Rachelle, whom we spent the weekend with and who we both played with is home and sick in bed as well. It is like a domino affect. I made appointments this morning for us to get throat cultures and do that song and dance. I feel like crap so I am gonna make a cup of tea and go spend some time on the couch. Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: The hum of my hard drive | ||
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Monday, July 9, 2007, 10:53:48 PM- The End | ||||||
I don't sleep well in strange beds and I don't sleep well with anyone other than my husband so I didn't do much more than doze until the sun came up. That wasn't very long as we went to bed around 3 or 4am. I don't exactly remember. Mitch got up to go to the bathroom and brush his teeth and came back to bed and was very gently kissing and nibbling my shoulders and stroking me all over. I was laying on my stomach. We snuggled and talked for a bit until the sleepyheads in the other bed got up. I got up to pee and Rachelle went next door to check on Ana. We all meandered into Ana's room and sprawled out on the two beds and ate some leftover birthday cake and cookies and talked. Ana managed to sleep thru most of the noise I made, she said she was pretty tired. I was laying next to her and we were talking and Rachelle was trying to get Kyle and Laura to get up but they wouldn't. Rachelle and my hubby were messing around on the other bed and Mitch lays down next to me and starts rubbing my pussy while I am next to Ana and then he starts to kiss the insides of my thighs and then he starts to suck on my pussy lips and clit. I hear Rachelle moaning across the room but I haven't a clue what they were doing. Ana gets out of the bed to go to the bathroom just as I am cumming. Ana calls Kyle and Laura's room so they will come out and play but they hung up on her. Not morning people lol. Ana got dressed and we were all eating cookies when Laura finally opened the door. Rachelle and I went in and climbed on their bed. Laura told us about her nights adventure of going down on a girl who turned out to be a major squirter. Laura said she was so shocked when she got totally splashed in the face. My husband wandered in and decided to go down on me on their bed. Once more I was the entertainment lol. I came and we got up and Rachelle wandered out too. She lay down on one of the beds and pulled me down next to her and she started kissing me. My husband lay down behind us and just watched, as did Ana and Mitch on the other bed. Rachelle and I were kissing and I started to play with her pussy. She was so wet and horny she practically ripped my top off to get to my tits so she could suck my nipples, it was so hot, I looked over and saw my husband with a big hard-on so I told him to get a condom on and fuck Rachelle while I played with her. She was moaning and flipping around all over the place as he fucked her while I rubbed her clit and sucked her nipples. When she finished he slipped off the condom and fucked me from behind while Rachelle was playing with me. I heard Ana moaning so she and Mitch were taking care of business on the other bed lol. I came and collapsed next to Rachelle. Hubby hadn't cum yet so he took off the condom and I sucked him off and he came in my mouth. Ana headed for the shower and Rachelle went back into Kyle and Laura's room and Laura came out to get a condom, while hubby and I hit the shower. We got in the shower together and he washed my hair for me and we soaped eachother up and talked. When we finally got out of the shower Mitch said Laura had come looking for me as she had wanted to eat my pussy, but I was busy in the shower lol. Ah well, next time. Ana had to go so we said goodbye but Kyle, Laura & Rachelle were still going at it so Mitch hit the shower while we started to clean up the rooms and pack. It was getting close to check out and we were starting to get super hungry. We decided to check out and then go grab breakfast before we all went our separate ways. Rachelle finally got out of K & L's room and got in the shower and the guys did a final check of the rooms, gathered up the luggage and we trooped downstairs to check out. We all looked wiped out and boy did I feel like it, too. I was so effing tired. We then went out for breakfast and talked about the party and the nights antics. I could barely keep my eyes open and couldn't wait to get home. We said our goodbyes and went home. We will all be getting together again on the 21st, so that will be fun. Maybe I can cash in my raincheck with Laura then lol. We got home and I checked the animals and then fell into bed. I fell asleep and slept till the evening. I am still a little tired but I am feeling pretty good otherwise. It was a rather nice weekend Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: The Cranberries "Pretty" | ||||||
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Monday, July 9, 2007, 9:30:52 PM- Part III | ||
We shut the connecting door between our room and Ana's. Poor Ana was so tired and it was around 1:30am if I remember correctly. Rachelle and I to change into our sexy lingerie and freshen up. We realised we had almost the same exact outfit on. Very amusing. Rachelle isn't a fan of having the lights on (a bummer) so we turned off the lights but left the curtains drawn. I am more into having the lights on as I want to see, but she is self conscious of that so off they went. She and my husband went to one bed and Mitch and I went to the other and it was off to the races lol. Mitch is very much into oral; the man loves eating pussy (oh darn lol) and I swear he made a nosedive for my crotch and a short while later I was cumming for the first time. I heard Rachelle say 'my god you are so loud!!.' We were all laughing after that. I warned them I was a screamer, so I wasn't joking. Well 3 very loud orgasms later I remembered that poor Ana was trying to sleep next door. Rachelle is no where near as loud as me, but I heard a very steady series of moans and groans coming from the other bed. Mitch and I took a bit of a break, I needed a drink and then I told him to get rid of his boxers so I could play with his cock. He loves to have his cock bitten while being sucked and enjoys having his balls sucked. My husband isn't too much of a fan of his balls being sucked or played with, he says it is too ticklish for him so I was happy to oblige Mitch. He was fingering my asshole while I played with his cock and he pulled me up and over onto my back and pushed my legs way back so he could rim my ass. He is a big ass man, and I had so much pussy juice in my asscrack that he had some fun cleaning up that mess. By the time he was done I was writhing around and begging him to grab a condom and fuck me. He stopped just long enough to put on a condom and then I got on my knees and he fucked me from behind. I was so turned on I came in like 2 minutes. He was biting and kissing the back of my neck and I turned over (more like collapsed) and he put my knees to my chest and started fucking the hell out of me. He was grinding onto my clit and I very shortly came again. He followed a few minutes later. He got up to dispose of the condom and I was just sprawled out and trying to catch my breath and he got back on the bed, opened my legs and proceeded to go down on me till I came yet again. I have never cum so many times in my life in so short a space of time. I was exhausted. My throat hurt from screaming. I could barely walk. I found that out when I finally got the energy to get up and take a pee. I was stumbling around like a drunk because I couldn't get my legs to work. I felt like I had been hit by a truck. I stumbled back to bed and Mitch gave me a nice rubdown. Hubby and Rachelle were still going at it, but they were slowing down. They finished up and cleaned up and the curtains were drawn and everyone kind of passed out. I think I had cum so many times that my clit was numb lol. End of part III lol Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Audioslave "Shadow On The Sun" | ||
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Monday, July 9, 2007, 6:57:21 PM- Part II.... | ||||||
Well we divide up into 2 cars, and since my hubby and I hadn't planned on drinking we took Laura and Kyle with us so Kyle could drink. Rachelle, Mitch and Ana followed us as we had the map. I kept joking with Laura in the backseat about how odd and distracting it was to see her with her clothes on. I swear this girl is constantly naked, and when I see her on cam in chat she never has clothes on. I like to be naked, but she is a true nudist at heart lol. We find the karaoke place and it looked kinda yucky. It was in a so-so part of town and the bar looked on the 'dive-y' side, which I am not a fan of. When we walked thru the door I could have happily turned around and left. See, I hate karaoke, it just makes me cringe. I discovered to my dismay that it was a mostly COUNTRY music sort of karaoke place. My apologies to the lovers of country music on NN, but I think country sucks donkey balls, I just can't stand it. Poor Ana and I looked at eachother (she is like me in this respect) and said ok, we will stay an hour and then bag it. We had another party happening anyways. It was all of the people who were at Jenny's b-day dinner, plus the about 10 other couples and a few single girls. We got to meet more of the other couples so that was nice. I nursed my very overpriced Diet Coke, chit chatted and watched the antics. Ana would keep a running status: 'ok only 50 more minutes....only 45 more minutes" etc etc. It was painful. Thankfully we did our time, said goodbye to the hosts and we all left to start the other party. I was grateful that we left before my husband got up and sang, I would have just died. I am just so not a fan of public humiliation. We got back to the hotel and waited for Jenny and her husband to arrive. The booze was flowing and people were in a good mood and trickling in little by little. Jenny opened her presents and we had cake (including penis shaped cupcakes, chocolate - her favorite as her hubby is black lol) and Kyle and my husband set up a laptop and speakers for music and there was another laptop in the other room with a cam on so people could pop in and out of the chat room. I ended up on one of the beds with Rachelle, Jenny's husband Dean and a girl named Kate. Rachelle had her hand between my thighs and I was giving Kate a back massage with my feet. Kate had her tits hanging out. People were here and there, talking, laughing. A few were dancing, etc. I looked up and saw that Laura was butt-naked, which was not a surprise. She must have ditched her clothes the moment she set foot in her room. We were all just hanging out and having a good time. I looked across the room and saw Hannah on my husband's lap, with her pants off, giving him a lap dance. This girl is just smoking hot. People are running around with the penis and titty balloons like little kids, it was hilarious. I got up to go see what was going on in the other room and see who was farting around on cam. A couple of us waved to the people on cam and chatted for a bit and this guy Rich is standing behind me and when I stand back up he starts giving me shit for not flashing him, and everyone else had seen up my skirt but him, so I say fine, ya big baby and I bend over and grab my ankles. Now the skirt I was wearing could barely be called a skirt as it was so damn short, so he got a full on view and he grabbed me and started grinding against me and we were all just cracking up. His wife was on the bed with another girl, I can't recall who at the time, but I can say that Rich and his wife Sharon are on my 'to do' list; both are sexy. I call Rich 'Quagmire' like the character on the show Family Guy as he is a total raving perv AND a pilot. He's got a nice ass, too lol. I manage to disentangle myself from Rich and go back to the other room and back on the bed with Hannah's husband. A lot of people were leaving as it was getting late and several of the couples left for their 'dates'. I was talking with someone, I can't remember who now, and I felt a tongue on my ankle. It was Hannah. She starts licking my ankle and working her way up my leg. I am on my side and someone grabs my ass, I didn't see who, and Hannah gets up to sit on my husband's lap again and I get up and go to our room to take a pee. I didn't quite make it to the bathroom as Mitch grabs me and starts kissing my neck and groping me. He pulls me to the bed and I end up straddling him, my shirt pulled up and my skirt hiked up over my hips. He was fingering me with one hand and had his other hand under my bra when Jenny and her hubby breezed in to say goodnight, it was amusing as they didn't even bat an eye, we said goodbye and I finally got Mitch to get his fingers out of my pussy long enough so I could go pee. I came out and he was gone so I went back into the main room and my husband just smirks and says 'nice hair'. My hair was all tousled and my clothes were slightly dishevled. I was standing next to him and talking to a couple people and Hannah drops to her knees in front of me, yanks up my skirt and starts licking my pussy. It was a little hard to keep talking so someone pushes me onto the bed and I became the entertainment for a few minutes. Hannah is very very good at what she does, my god the girl has a talented tongue. By now the party was really winding down and Hannah and her hubby wanted to play, but we had to take a raincheck as we had already made a date for the evening with Rachelle and Mitch. Poor Ana was tired and her room was the party room so we cleared everyone out and so she could crash. Laura and Kyle were in their room with another couple and a single girl and I didn't hear exactly what went on, but it invloved them doing it on cam, so they must have had a good time. Me, my hubby and R & M said our goodnights to Ana and went back to our room to change. Have to go run an errand, will pick this back up in a little while, ttfn Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Sex Pistols "God Save The Queen" | ||||||
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Monday, July 9, 2007, 3:46:56 PM- The weekend: Part I | ||||||
Ok, so I got some sleep - still tired though (I must be getting old) and I figured I would break the weekends activities up into a couple parts, as it would just be too huge. Here is part I: Saturday was a very busy day. I dropped our son off at the in-laws and then we had to get ready and meet our friends at 1:00 to check into the hotel and grab some lunch afterwards. Bear in mind, all the people you will be hearing about are swingers, and the names have been changed for privacy reasons. As a group we had a total of 3 rooms; 3 couples and a single girl. The plan had been for us to have a 'date' with Rachelle and Mitchel, but that was kinda on hold and dependent on how I was feeling. The other couple besides us were Laura and Kyle and Ana was the single girl. We met and checked into the hotel and dragged up all the party stuff. One of the rooms was going to double as a party room for a birthday party later that evening. We all then went to lunch and just hung out for a bit. All the girls were to go shopping afterwards but I had to beg off as I had a room to decorate. The interesting thing about this group of swingers that we have found is that they are all for one thing, very cool people, but it is all about having friendships in addition to sex. It is the ultimate 'friends with benefits' scenario. So after hanging out and eating lunch and BS'ing for a while Rachelle, Laura, Ana and Laura's hubby Kyle went to the mall and me and Mitchel and my hubby went back to hotel rooms to blow up a bunch of balloons. Now these balloons were so funny - a whole bunch of penis and boob-shaped balloons in addition to a regular old balloons. Thankfully the guys were there to help me or it would have taken me forever to do it all. We finished up and everyone else was still shopping and Mitchel looked sleepy so we left him to take a nap and we ran home to pack and do a couple things before meeting everyone back there so we could get ready for dinner. Fast forward to later that evening and we are all back at the hotel. The 3 rooms were all connected and all the doors were left open so we were just roaming from room to room, we admired Laura's purchases, which included a super sexy black satin bustier. It looked really good on her. The guys were just shooting the breeze while us girls debated what to wear. We had a group dinner first then we were to meet for a party at a karaoke bar (ugh) and then go back to the hotel for the birthday party. I ended up choosing a very very very short camo colored skirt, a tight black shirt, heels and no panties. If I bent over the whole world would see my goodies lol. It was great. With this group it was totally enouraged, and you would not have believed how much tit was on display from the girls lol. Heard no complaints from the boys about that lol. There was lots of teasing, flirting, kissing and groping going on, it was a lot of fun. Our hotel was literally across the street from the Japanese restraunt that Jenny had picked out for her birthday dinner. There were 22 people in the party for dinner. We walked across the street and then hung out in the bar and waited for the B-day girl and her hubby to get there. In the meantime we met and mingled with the other couples and finally got to meet some of the people we had only been chatting with online. Lots of fun people and dinner was a blast. We finished up and all went outside to make sure everyone had directions to the karaoke place and some of the guys were teasing me and telling me to bend over and flash the people who were waiting to be seated in the restraunt. I would have, but there were kids running around in there and all. Our group of 7 run back to the hotel and tidy up and get in the cars and head to karaoke. I am gonna cut this off right now before it starts to get good, I have an appointment with my son's maths tutor so I will pick this up later when I get back. Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Lush "For Love" | ||||||
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Monday, July 9, 2007, 6:45:58 AM- too tired... | ||||||
I am so effing tired. When we got home this afternoon I just stumbled to bed and fell asleep. Utter exhaustion. I woke up long enough to eat some dinner but I am pretty much useless and gonna crawl back to bed. Yes, my weekend was that good. Talk about a roller coaster ride of sex and debauchery. There are even a couple of pictures to prove it lol. I am so out of it I can't even begin to write it all out and so much happened it might take a couple sittings to get it all down. I have to go back to bed, I just can't stand upright right now... Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: The hum of my hard drive | ||||||
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Friday, July 6, 2007, 3:42:38 PM- glazed donut, anyone....? | ||||||
I got up to pee this morning, half asleep and I happend to glance in the mirror. I am a mess. Literally. There are globs and splotches of dried cum from my right shoulder down to my thighs. Since the doc said no penetration for a few days we ended up watching eachother masturbate which was fun. I ended up looking like a glazed donut lol - he just sprayed cum all over me. It was so hot last night that we had the ceiling fan on and no blankets on the bed so we just kinda drifted off afterwards (it was pretty late). I didn't think about being all sticky and all, I just fell asleep. Now this shit wont come off! I grabbed a baby wipe and tried to rub off some of the encrusted goo but it wasn't happening. It is like cement! I gave up and I will just have to scrub like hell in the shower. So have a happy Friday everyone, now I gotta go shower and scrub and scrub and scrub... Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Ultravox "Vienna" | ||||||
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Thursday, July 5, 2007, 7:25:12 PM- the diagnosis... | ||
Yup, it was the IUD. One of the 2 little string-things that are attached to the IUD decided to go visiting instead of hanging out of my cervix like it's supposed to. The doc had to pull it back out. Now my cervix looks (according to the doc) as if it got in a bar fight lol. A bit battered and bruised. This shoots our plans this Saturday to shit, as we had a playdate with another couple. The doc says no hanky-panky for me for a few days, gotta let things settle down in there. At least all is not lost as we are going out with a bunch of other couples (swingers) so it will be a bunch of horny, pervy people eating dinner, singing karaoke and then we have 2 hotel rooms for celebrating 2 of the girls birthdays. It will probably end up in some sort of orgy of which I wont get to enjoy much of. Yeah I am feeling WAY sorry for myself right now. Pity party - table for 1!!! Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Sex Pistols "Pretty Vacant" | ||
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Thursday, July 5, 2007, 3:58:56 PM- not good :( | ||||||
Something isn't right inside of me right now and I think I am having issues with my IUD. Had a terrible time with pain and bleeding last night that just came out of nowhere. I am going in to see the doctor this morning to see if something is going on with the IUD. I have never had one before and have only had it in for 4 months. I am a little scared, not feeling so good and could really use a cuddle right now Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: The hum of my hard drive | ||||||
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Wednesday, July 4, 2007, 3:20:32 PM- Happy 4th!!! | ||||||
Happy 4th of July everyone! Have fun chillin and grillin, and remember not to drink and drive, try not to set anything on fire and please don't blow yourself up for shits sake! It's kinda hard to type and perv if you blow your hands off with fireworks. Now pardon me, I have something to 'blow' but it isn't fireworks lol Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: The sounds of a quiet, sleeping neighborhood - come nightfall it will sound like a war zone. I am enjoying the quiet for now... | ||||||
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