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Fun with a wicked sense of humor. Not interested in cyber or any such nonsense. I get plenty of real sex at home so I don't need any pretend internet sex, thanks. Don't need a fuck buddy either so please don't ask. Just here to perv and hang with all my pervy friends
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007, 5:45:34 PM- Horny Tuesday :) | ||||||
Horny-horny-horny!! That is how I feel today. I went to bed feeling horny and woke up feeling just the same. It must be the whole Spring Fever thing or something. My mind keeps wandering and thinking of sex, especially after last night and this morning. Late last night I asked my hubby for a backrub, and I hadn't an ulterior motive (for once lol) as he had just come back from working out and I figured he was too tired to mess around. I guess I underestimated the power of the nekkid body, as when he finished rubbing my back, he started to massage my ass. Then he started to play with it, fingering it and then tonguing it. It was giving him a major hard-on and making my pussy all wet, but I knew I needed to have his cock in my ass rather than my puss. He was so hard that after he lubed up his cock head and slowly worked it into into my butt, it felt like he was going to split me in two. It is the most delicious sort of feeling - a mix of pleasure and pain, and I was so turned on by it, whimpering and moaning and playing with my clit while he slid deeper and deeper into my ass and then started to thrust in and out of me. I was in heaven, face down on the pillows and was rubbing my clit like crazy until I exploded. It is always an amazing orgasm for me when I have my ass fucked. While I was cumming he started to fuck me harder and faster, pulling out almost all the way and then slamming it in as deep as he could and I knew right when he started to cum; I could feel his cock swell and then felt it twitch and spurt way up inside of me. God that is such an erotic feeling! He was groaning as he filled my ass with his cum. I am so happy that he enjoys fucking my ass, I would be pretty bummed if he didn't enjoy doing it as much as I enjoy receiving it. We fell asleep shortly after that. When the alarm woke us up, I was still feeling horny, and when he was getting ready to get in the shower he flashed me and laughed. Well he should know better than to wave a cock in my face and expect me to just sit there and do nothing! I dropped to my knees and started to suck it and he was rock hard in an instant. We hadn't time for a shag, so instead he finished up by wanking on my face and into my open mouth. I had cum dribbling out of my mouth and down my chin, mmmm yummy. I cleaned him off and cleaned up my messy face and had just enough time to throw on some clothes, make breakfast for the guys and run the carpool to school. I was running a little late, but it was worth being late to enjoy a facial and mouthful of cum. Well now recounting all of this is making me horny again, guess I better go take care of that lol... Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Audioslave "Set It Off" | ||||||
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Monday, March 19, 2007, 5:24:56 PM- Monday Monday Monday | ||||||
It is soooo pretty outside right now, the weather is finally warming up - Summer is coming!!! I am so happy. I get so grumpy from Winter and cold weather. I must have been a reptile in a past life; I need the warmth and sun to function. This weekend was really nice, got a lot done and my husband did a lot of work in both front and back yards. Both yards really went to shit all Winter and we hadn't done anything with the front yard until we got the broken water pipes for the drip lines fixed. Now that is (finally) fixed so time to plan my plantings and decide what we want to do with the garden in back. Whatever we do in the front yard has to be pretty, hardy and drought resistant, but hardy is the key. I have a total 'black thumb' and am death to plants and flowers. It bums me out because I really love plants, they just don't love me. I have gotten books on plant and flower care and I still manage to ruin them so if I can choose some plantings that are strong and require minimal care from me, they should thrive. The less I touch them, the better! LOL. I really envy people who have a knack with plants. Gonna go look at some plant books now, enjoy the day everyone. Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: System of a Down "Hypnotized" | ||||||
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Sunday, March 18, 2007, 5:26:36 PM- Bad boys bad boys watcha gonna do...? | ||
Holy shit! It was like an episode of COPS early ths morning. There was a huge party last night at the community center at the end of the block, and that usually means the cops will be called at some point. We went to bed about 11:15 and figured nothing would happen, as it would have already by that time. We don't live in a crap area; it is normally very quiet, but that community center seems to attract an unsavory element that tends to have a lot of parties that seem to get out of control. Nothing had happened before we headed to bed, so we thought maybe this time it would be different. Wrong. At 4:45am we are woken by people shouting and the sound of cars screetching in front of our house. We both get up, throw on robes and peek out the front window. There are 2 cops with guns drawn on 2 people who are laying on the sidewalk next door. There are 5 police cars! They cuff the people who appear drunk (big surprise) and they all go away. We go back to bed. Our bedroom window is open and we are dozing off when our neighbors porchlight comes on. Very odd. Hubby says "strange, xxx is walking up his driveway..." That was really odd, so he gets up and peeks thru the blind and it isn't xxx it is 2 guys! They are crouched down, trying to hide behind xxx's hot tub! Hubby says oh fuck, and calls the police. There was a loud crash and a few minutes later the police roll back up to check all of our backyards, and our basement - which was unlocked. The only thing the police found in our yard was an opossum in our garage. I asked my husband to lock up the basement, so he did and neighbor xxx was out checking to see if anything was missing. They chatted for a bit, xxx said he had heard the 2 guys trying to get into his basement so he turned on his floodlights and they panicked and were running around looking to hide somewhere. He was on the phone with the police while my husband was. The 2 hoods heard the police and hopped xxx's fence and took off, but were caught a couple houses down, according to police. Needless to say, I didn't get much sleep after that, nor did my husband. He gave up trying for sleep and went to go work in the office. I finally fell back asleep somewhere around 6:30am. We are going to have to get together with some of the neighbors and discuss this situation and maybe come up with some sort of neighbrhood watch system. It was very frightening for me. I am alone in the house all day, but I have never felt concerned about it till now. I have been resistant to alarm systems and such, but maybe I need to reconsider. Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Silversun Pickups "Lazy Eye" | ||
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Sunday, March 18, 2007, 5:43:30 AM- Happy St. Patrick's Day! | ||||||
Hope everyone's St. Patty's day has been a good one, at least for those who celebrate it. I don't. I can't stand corned beef - ugh - and I hate the taste of beer, so it is a non-event for me. We had been invited to a party/dinner, but instead we went out with some friends of ours to a really nice BBQ place. It was fun, we actually had been trying to get together since Christmas to exchange gifts, but schedules were just not meshing till tonight. It was a lot of fun, eating a good meal and fun conversation. I had wrapped their presents in holiday wrap to include every holiday that had passed since Christmas, and that was received with much hilarity and joking. The gifts were all great, and our son was thrilled with the science kits he got from them. He is way into dinosaurs and such, and one of the kits was some models of dino skeletons that he could build. We finally left the BBQ place after 9:00pm, so went home and put our kid to bed. Hubby and I futzed around online for a bit, then I decided I needed a cock in my mouth so I told him to drop his pants so I could play with his dick. It was nice and soft and small, so I got to play with it in my mouth for a while, teasing it and getting it nice and hard and then gave him a BJ, sucking on the head of his cock and stroking the shaft with my hand. It didn't take very long for his cock to swell and for his hips to start thrusting, and for him to shoot his load down my throat. It wasn't a very large cum, as he had wanked in the shower earlier this afternoon. I had told him to wait, but he ended up wanking anyhow, so no big mouthful for me - boo hoo. Ah well, better a small mouthful than no mouthful at all huh? He dozed off afterwards and I got up and got back on the computer. Now I am horny, but no fun for me for a few days thanks to my period. I will just have to enjoy being on the giving end of "Hummer Week" at my house lol. Damn period. I better get him up and into bed now, it's getting late and I am little tired myself. Puurrs to all, Currently listening to Skinny Puppy "Dig It" | ||||||
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Saturday, March 17, 2007, 12:28:11 AM- Ouch | ||
I just got home from having an IUD inserted. Damn it hurt. A lot. I expected some discomfort, but was surprised at how painful it actually was. Hopefully this will help ease the severity of my periods in the long run, but for now I just hurt. Lots of cramps. My folks have my son for dinner tonight so it is just me at home now until my husband gets off work.I think I am gonna go lay down Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: The hum of my hard drive | ||
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Friday, March 16, 2007, 1:02:01 AM- Going Crazy... | ||||||
Things have been crazy-busy for me the past few days. There just aren't enough hours in the day to get it all done. I am starting to worry I won't get to it all or that something will be forgotten. I am behind on emails, PM's, my cellphone has voicemails I have yet to listen to. I hate this feeling. So if any of you have not gotten a response to a PM or email, please don't think I am ignoring you - I am just swamped right now, and it will just get worse until Easter weekend. After that my life will be back to (what passes for) normal. You know you are way too busy when you don't even have time for sex, or if you do have time, it is so late at night that you are too exhausted to think of anything other than sleep. My weekend was spent mostly away from home, then I come home drag-ass tired just to do a couple chores, eat a late dinner and fall into bed. This week it was a late meeting with a long drive and all the stuff starting to ramp up for my club's Easter show. Boxes of stuff are piling up in my hallway and I am spending my days running the carpool, coming or going to little league practices and trips all over town to get the last of my decorations and supplies for the show. I seem to have a cell phone permanantly attached to my ear these days. I have no desire to see how many minutes I will burn thru this month. Sadly sex has been pushed way to the bottom of my list of things to do. Yesterday afternoon I actually had some free time, but my husband was at work. I was seriously bummed, as it had been a couple days since we had had a fuck and I was super horny. I had 2 choices: masturbate or try and see if my husband could come home from work for a booty call. I don't care for masturbating it doesn't do much for me. It doesn't satisfy me, just takes the edge off of my horniness so I was hoping my husband could break free from work for some fun. I called him up and asked him to come home for just a little bit, and he said sure, be there in 10 minutes. The poor guy was horny too, so all I had to do was wait. He only works 5 minutes from home so it didn't take him long. I was already wet by the time he drove up, just thinking about getting fucked and when he walked thru the door I took him by the hand and led him to our bedroom. We both stripped down, throwing our clothes on the floor and jumped into bed. I could not wait to get his cock in my mouth, and it was almost hard by the time he lay down on the bed. I love to have it in my mouth when it is still a little soft so I can tease it with my tongue and feel it grow in my mouth. It didn't take much to get him rock hard, but I enjoyed sucking on his cock for a little while, until he had me stop and lay down so he could lick my now very wet pussy. It felt oh so good to have him sucking and nibbling on my pussy lips and lapping at my clit. It didn't take long for me to cum, and as I did he sucked gently on my clt and the orgasm was incredible. It just went on and on. I had cum all over his lips and chin, and juices were dripping out of me. He shifted back and opened my legs wide and started to slide his cock across my clit and pussy lips, just teasing me with it. Finally he put my legs over his shoulders and slid into me. He kissed my feet and ankles while he fucked me. It felt soooo good, him sliding in and out of me. He asked me if I wanted him deeper and I said yes, so he pushed my legs against my chest and angled his body over me until he was balls deep inside of me. I was getting close to cumming now, and watching him watch himself sliding in and out of my pussy just turned me on even more. For some reason that always does it for me, and after only a few minutes I exploded, and a few pumps later he fills me up. He said once he heard me cummimg he couldn't hold it in anymore, and had to shoot his load. He pulled out and flopped down next to me and we cuddled. His cock was still pretty hard, so I got to enjoy my usual 'clean up' duties, and lick all of our combined cum and juices off of his cock. Yum yum yum! I had so much cum oozing out of me, I made a puddle on the bed but oh well. I didn't care, I felt way to good to care. sadly he could only stay for a few minutes more then he had to get back to work. At least I got my fuck, and another one when he got home a few hours later. Yeah I am greedy, but I had a couple of days to make up for. Hopefully he isn't to tired tonight, because I have a kitty that needs feeding again lol! Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Super Cat "My Girl Josephine" | ||||||
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Sunday, March 11, 2007, 6:18:09 AM- I want my hour back dammit!!! | ||
It is late and I am so tired and thanks to Daylight Savings Time I will lose an hours sleep. Today was so long, hectic and stressful. I need to get some sleep and maybe a good backrub first. Anyone have a spare pair of hands to massage my poor aching bod...? Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Joy Division "Atmosphere" | ||
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Wednesday, March 7, 2007, 5:55:45 PM- Wednesday = hump day :) | ||
I am feeling so lazy today, I just want to slump off back to bed and spend the day there. I feel so relaxed and sleepy, it is going to be really hard to get motivated to do anything other than laze about. Apparantly my husband recovered from his root canal, as he woke me up by eating my pussy. What a glorious way to wake up! When I came I had my thighs clamped around his head and my fingernails digging into his arm. I just realised that now; I hope I didn't send him to work with odd looking scratches on his arm. ooops. He then lifted my rear and pushed my legs back against my chest and slid his cock into my slick pussy. He was so hard, and I kept squeezing his thighs to encourage him to fuck me deeper. Since my legs were pushed all the way back, he could watch his cock slide in and out of me, and watching him watch himself was such a turn on for me I came really fast. After that my pussy was so wet from the two orgasms that everytime he thrust into, me pussy juice would dribble out and drip into my asscrack. I asked him if he wanted to cum like that or if he wanted to change positions and he said yes, change positions. He pulled out and I got on all fours - his favorite position to cum in - and he slid once again into me and began to fuck me. He started out slow, but as I started to moan he got faster. I told him to fuck me hard, and he did. Slamming his cock into me so hard that his balls were slapping my clit and my face was being smooshed into the pillows. My orgasm was amazing, a lot different than ususal, it just seemed to go on and on. Just when I thought it was over another wave would hit me, and it got even better when he shoved a finger up my ass and fucked my ass while pounding my pussy. I probably could have cum one more time, but he was really close, so I just enjoyed the ride and the feeling of his cock twitching as he came inside of me. I knew there was going to be a lot of cum, as we hadn't fucked the night before, but he had been so deep inside of me when he came it was all way up in me. After we relaxed for a few minutes and chatted, he got up to get ready for work and I got up to pee. There was hardly any cum dripping out of me. It is all starting to ooze out now (a couple hours later) though. I wish he could have stayed home today and we could have spent a few hours playing in bed, but he had a meeting he couldn't ditch so he left for work. I am in one of those all day sex moods; where you spend the day in bed playing then napping and waking up and playing some more, but not gonna happen today. Maybe in the next couple of weekends we could get our parents to babysit and we can have one of those bed weekends. Anyhow I best get off my ass and quite daydreaming about more sex or I will get nothing done today. Happy 'Hump Day' Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: Crowded House "Into Temptation" | ||
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Wednesday, March 7, 2007, 4:25:35 AM- The Drill | ||
My poor husband had a root canal today. His face is all swollen and he feels miserable. He spent the weekend in pain, as the soonest appointment his dentist had was 2:00pm today. I feel so bad for him, mouth pain is the worst. It just kills me. I fed him a soft dinner and he is zoning on painkillers. Looks like a no hanky-panky night tonight for us, I will be spending some quality time with my hand I think lol Puurrs to all, Currently Listening to: Kirsty MacColl "In These Shoes?" | ||
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Tuesday, March 6, 2007, 2:44:46 AM- Play ball! | ||||||
I just got back from my kid's little league practice and I have a newfound respect for the men and women who willingly choose to coach very young children in any sport. They should be nomintated for sainthood! I don't know how they manage to wrangle a group of 7 and 8 year olds into a cohesive group, that can actually play. I surely would not have the patience. I was getting hives just watching it all. It is like a bunch of hummingbirds buzzing about, flailing away with bats, and tripping over eachother. They have the attention span of gnats, and the coach just keeps repeating stuff over and over. Buy that man a beer! Heck, buy him a keg, as their first game is this weekend. Hopefully no one will get hurt (my big fear) and they will all have a good time. I think they will, they enjoy the practices a good deal and there is no negative coaching and every child is given positive reinforcement plus the parents are very positive as well. No sideline coaching (thank god). I think it will be a great experience for the kids. Puurrs to all, Currently listening to: The sound of a kitten playing in a bag in the hallway...sooo fricking cute! | ||||||
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