premium
)
Private Messages
Your Block List
Support Tickets
Photo Manager
Comment Manager
Moderator Application
Recover Password
Delete Pics/Vids
Delete Account
thanks again for all your comments and pm's.
| ⇤ First | ↤ Previous | 173 | 174 | 175 | 176 | 177 | 178 | 179 | Next ↦ | Last ⇥ | Page 176 of 237 |
| Sunday, May 31, 2009, 10:04:32 PM- Happy Eastrmas | ||||||
Happy Eastrmas To day was eastrmas day. what is eastrmas day. well souths mum and dad were comeing up to us for xmas,got all the stuff in for xmas day meal. But here dad was taken ill,he spent xmas and new year in hospital. so we were going to go down to them at easter, but went to egypt instead,this was a early 50th birthday present to myself. so with them up here, now is the time to get the turkey out of the freezer and cook it. Do hallmark make a eastrmas card? | ||||||
| ||||||
| Sunday, May 31, 2009, 12:02:48 PM- big name celebrity dies | ||||||
If a big name celebrity dies or it's snowing, these are the only two times a man should feel confident enough to wake a woman when she's haveing a lie-in. | ||||||
| ||||||
| Sunday, May 31, 2009, 12:05:08 AM- I've invented a new sexual position | ||||||
I've invented a new sexual position called the plumber's position. That's where you stay in all day but nobody comes. | ||||||
| ||||||
| Saturday, May 30, 2009, 6:20:41 PM- If i had an optician's | ||||||
If i had an optician's i'd make them do the shop sign in a blurry font. | ||||||
| ||||||
| Saturday, May 30, 2009, 12:28:25 PM- i'm no longer a member | ||||||
I speak for the silent majority. Although, now I've said that, i'm no longer a member. | ||||||
| ||||||
| Friday, May 29, 2009, 11:06:08 PM- Fishing? | ||||||
Fishing? That's basically going dogging without the sex. They say a womans work is never done. Maybe that's why they get paid less. Interesting fact. A shark will only attack you if you are wet. I hear voices in my head. They say things like "go home", "do the dishes" or "have an early night". I ignore them and carry on drinking. | ||||||
| ||||||
| Friday, May 29, 2009, 11:59:49 AM- letter | ||||||
I saw a letter on my doormat this morning labelled, "please don't bend" I thought, how the fuck am i going to pick that up then? | ||||||
| ||||||
| Thursday, May 28, 2009, 11:07:22 PM- party? | ||||||
 | ||||||
| ||||||
| Thursday, May 28, 2009, 11:04:46 PM- one pissed off cat!!!!! | ||||||
 | ||||||
| ||||||
| Thursday, May 28, 2009, 10:55:12 PM- Round like a shot | ||
Round like a shot Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told there was no one in the area to help. They said they would send someone round as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later I rang again ‘Hello’ I said ‘I called you a minute ago because there were some people in my shed. You do not have to hurry now because I have shot them’. Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red handed. One of the officers said ‘ I thought you said you had shot them’ To which I replied ‘I thought you said there was not anyone available’ | ||
| ||
| ⇤ First | ↤ Previous | 173 | 174 | 175 | 176 | 177 | 178 | 179 | Next ↦ | Last ⇥ | Page 176 of 237 |
